"Stay out of the damn lakes" and don't use some plastic water bottles

[phanomouse]

$3.50 if you want a snake in it.

No I am sorry this is dated information. Disney usually raises its Lake Snake Water prices the first Sunday in August, and due to the snakes and lake water being "Disney" you are receiving so much more than you would if you were to buy your Lake Snake Water at a grocery store. Therefore Disney has raised the price to $5.29.

 

[TxRabbit]

No I am sorry this is dated information. Disney usually raises its Lake Snake Water prices the first Sunday in August, and due to the snakes and lake water being "Disney" you are receiving so much more than you would if you were to buy your Lake Snake Water at a grocery store. Therefore Disney has raised the price to $5.29.

The latest version features hypnotic, spinning bottle caps and Kaa singing "Trust in Me". To get them though, you have to call 180 days in advance...

 

[Mrs. Charming]

Well when we were there last week I heard from a bus driver that the snakes-n-bottle of water have been upgraded from 1 snack credit to 1 CS credit due to high demand. And if you're traveling in PEAK season then it's a TS credit. He said that this was due to Disney not actually making enough profit off the highly popular Snake-n-Bottle of Water. He also said that he heard that due to it's popularity it will only be offered to on-property guests starting Sept. 1.

Bus Drivers always have the most accurate information. They're so in the know. Do you think we'll need an ADR to get this Snake-n-Bottle water?

No I am sorry this is dated information. Disney usually raises its Lake Snake Water prices the first Sunday in August, and due to the snakes and lake water being "Disney" you are receiving so much more than you would if you were to buy your Lake Snake Water at a grocery store. Therefore Disney has raised the price to $5.29.

Of course! How silly of me. It's "Disney" Snake water! It's just that much more added value. Can't forget the Disney magic either! It tingles when it bites! Show off your snake bite at Guest Services and they'll sprinkle you with Pixie Dust on your way to the ER!!

LMAO... omg I'm dyin' over here. Keep it up, I might go into labor!!

 

[wdwpirates]

Well when we were there last week I heard from a bus driver that the snakes-n-bottle of water have been upgraded from 1 snack credit to 1 CS credit due to high demand. And if you're traveling in PEAK season then it's a TS credit. He said that this was due to Disney not actually making enough profit off the highly popular Snake-n-Bottle of Water. He also said that he heard that due to it's popularity it will only be offered to on-property guests starting Sept. 1.

Please no flaming but I MUST question your source as this is not the info I received from the Friendship Boat captain the other day. He mentioned that Geico will be partnering with Disney and they will begin to offer gecko-in-water beginning September 1st and it will be available to all guests. For 2 TS credits the gecko will do a little dance for you.

Edit: I should also mention that they will be using the small "lizards" found throughout WDW property to fill these bottles. It's the cost effective thing to do.

 

[feezle]

Please no flaming but I MUST question your source as this is not the info I received from the Friendship Boat captain the other day. He mentioned that Geico will be partnering with Disney and they will begin to offer gecko-in-water beginning September 1st and it will be available to all guests. For 2 TS credits the gecko will do a little dance for you.

Edit: I should also mention that they will be using the small "lizards" found throughout WDW property to fill these bottles. It's the cost effective thing to do.

So there probably is some truth to the rumor I heard about Geico taking over sponsorship of Test Track. I also heard that switching to Geico will save you 15% on park admission.

 

[DCTooTall]

So there probably is some truth to the rumor I heard about Geico taking over sponsorship of Test Track. I also heard that switching to Geico will save you 15% on park admission.

I heard it was 15% on Fastpass waits.



(In another note, it wouldn't be the first attraction Geico sponsored. They also sponsor the Bumper Cars at Hershey Park)

 

[PictureJumpr]

So there probably is some truth to the rumor I heard about Geico taking over sponsorship of Test Track. I also heard that switching to Geico will save you 15% on park admission.

No, the actual phrase is 'could save you up to 15% or more on park admission.' (Good one!)

At least you don't have to ask all of your neighbors before you call to book your next trip, like you will when State Farm sponsors the next incarnation of the Wonders of Life pavilion.

Y'all just be careful and don't buy your lake-snake water bottles on eBay. They're counterfeit (mostly eels, not snakes).

 

[jazz0007]

Totally avoided this post because of the title until I saw someone laugh at it in another post! Awesome and so refreshing for DIS!!

 

[kirby428]

Food is toxic to humans. Every human that eats it dies. A little toxic plastic here and some oil-soaked shrimp there and some germy spinach for lunch and pretty soon you're as healthy as I am. brrrrr scary brrrr brrrrr

 

[larryz]

Wait, I thought that the lake water was $2.50 a bottle?

Yeah, it's the drinking water that's $2.79 a bottle...

 

[OhioDisneyDad]

Food is toxic to humans. Every human that eats it dies. A little toxic plastic here and some oil-soaked shrimp there and some germy spinach for lunch and pretty soon you're as healthy as I am. brrrrr scary brrrr brrrrr

Don't forget to throw in a little mercury-laden fish for some variety!

 

[feezle]

... some germy spinach for lunch and pretty soon you're as healthy as I am.

I wash all my spinach with hand sanitizer. No germs for me.

 

[larryz]

I wash all my spinach with hand sanitizer. No germs for me.

So, YOU'RE the one causing Disney to monitor bathroom use...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2530730

 

[DCTooTall]

I wash all my spinach with hand sanitizer. No germs for me.

don't you know that won't work? Them germs ate their spinach, so just like Popeye they've become those Superbugs!

 

[heatherwillmom]

I bring my Brita Sports Bottles with the filter, so I guess I have missed out on the snakes & lake water. I will have to look for them next trip

 

[TxRabbit]

don't you know that won't work? Them germs ate their spinach, so just like Popeye they've become those Superbugs!

You have to bleach spinach...just a little chlorox to kill the germs...

(What is somewhat scary is this is actually true and recommended for all produce to military serving overseas...)

 

[drwitz]

Totally avoided this post because of the title until I saw someone laugh at it in another post! Awesome and so refreshing for DIS!!

Which post? Enquiring minds want to know...

 

[BradyBz12]

Wow... whoda thunk a little stray Seuss would have resulted in 6 pages of side splitting, snake spitting hilarity?!?!

 

[larryz]

Oooh. Good question. I suppose it would! Or would you owe it??

Just don't ask it for ketchup!

 

[Jubilee]

This thread caught me off guard