Squirts, Shirts, and Flirts, The Legend Continues 2 weeks in FW(wrap up #2 new 11-17)

[GreatBiscuit]

Great update Dan!

Thanks for the review. I had to laugh at the table hopping. My MIL would SO pull the same stunt.

I'm looking forward to the next installment.

For the obvious reasons.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Great update Dan!

Thanks for the review. I had to laugh at the table hopping. My MIL would SO pull the same stunt.

I'm looking forward to the next installment.

For the obvious reasons.

and im sure you want say go ahead MIL take that seat ill sit right here where it is nice and quite...until she turns the key in her car and the radio starts blaring right.



u just want to see if it is glenn who has the monorail farts dont you.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

and im sure you want say go ahead MIL take that seat ill sit right here where it is nice and quite...until she turns the key in her car and the radio starts blaring right.

I don't know what you'e talking about.

u just want to see if it is glenn who has the monorail farts dont you.

The thought did occur. I'm also wondering where along the journey the deed was done. Timing is everything you know. The perfect release would be just before you stepped off. Then you can leave it as a gift for the next rider.

Welcome home.

If you let go too soon, then you are trapped with the cloud.

Plus there is question of amplification. (Those plastic seats have real potential.)

Not to mention mis-direction. Make it squeaky enough and you can always blame the woman. (Not I would ever do such a thing mind you.) Or if you can aim it a corner, the sound distortion makes it harder to determine the source. (Or so I've been told.)

And don't even get me started on the potency scale or we'll be here all night.

 

[glennbo123]

Not to mention mis-direction. Make it squeaky enough and you can always blame the woman. (Not I would ever do such a thing mind you.)

But a dog for example? Oh yeah, every time! People think they were bred to retrieve ducks, herd sheep, protect property...no way. They were bred to take the blame.

Or if you can aim it a corner, the sound distortion makes it harder to determine the source. (Or so I've been told.)

Yeah, it's kind of like throwing your voice.

 

[BigTex71]

Plus there is question of amplification. (Those plastic seats have real potential.)

Not to mention mis-direction. Make it squeaky enough and you can always blame the woman. (Not I would ever do such a thing mind you.) Or if you can aim it a corner, the sound distortion makes it harder to determine the source. (Or so I've been told.)

And don't even get me started on the potency scale or we'll be here all night.

If it is deep enough, it would be hard to pinpoint the source, since the low bass frequency is omnidirectional. Just like a subwoofer in a media room.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

I don't know what you'e talking about.

The thought did occur. I'm also wondering where along the journey the deed was done. Timing is everything you know. The perfect release would be just before you stepped off. Then you can leave it as a gift for the next rider.

Welcome home.

If you let go too soon, then you are trapped with the cloud.

Plus there is question of amplification. (Those plastic seats have real potential.)

Not to mention mis-direction. Make it squeaky enough and you can always blame the woman. (Not I would ever do such a thing mind you.) Or if you can aim it a corner, the sound distortion makes it harder to determine the source. (Or so I've been told.)

And don't even get me started on the potency scale or we'll be here all night.

the best is when you can get one in the middle of a grocery isle while no one is in it, and the leave. if you go the next isle, you can sometimes hear someone where you just left and there wondering who delt it.

But a dog for example? Oh yeah, every time! People think they were bred to retrieve ducks, herd sheep, protect property...no way. They were bred to take the blame.



Yeah, it's kind of like throwing your voice.

babies are another good one to use for that, i used parker many times in stores or restraunts, saying ohh buddy i think we need to change you.

If it is deep enough, it would be hard to pinpoint the source, since the low bass frequency is omnidirectional. Just like a subwoofer in a media room.

very true, have you ever been to one of those rooms in museums that have the curved ceilings that echo sounds around them.

well they work.

sometimes too well.


im just sayin.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

If it is deep enough, it would be hard to pinpoint the source, since the low bass frequency is omnidirectional. Just like a subwoofer in a media room.

Ah yes. The infamous deep note. It takes the right combination of fuel and muscle control. Any clenching will push the pitch up too high and kill the effect.

the best is when you can get one in the middle of a grocery isle while no one is in it, and the leave. if you go the next isle, you can sometimes hear someone where you just left and there wondering who delt it.



babies are another good one to use for that, i used parker many times in stores or restraunts, saying ohh buddy i think we need to change you.





very true, have you ever been to one of those rooms in museums that have the curved ceilings that echo sounds around them.

well they work.

sometimes too well.


im just sayin.

Nothing is quite as rewarding as crop dusting an area and standing back to enjoy the comments. Malls are good for that too. For some reason I can't walk through Sears without unleashing a beast.

 

[carissanboys]

That food looks so delicious! And how cool that the CM took such neat shots for you. Candi was a great sport to get up there and dance! I think I would have needed a few beers in me to be that brave.

We've done the Hoop Dee Doo and eaten at 'Ohana, but now you've made we want to try the luau. We've done one in Hawaii as well, but this one looks really fun (and on a smaller scale).

 

[mom3sonstt]

What is it with you guys?? Back...oh about 20 years ago or so when I was pregnant with either Sean or Ryne, my husband and my oldest stepson (who was still in high school and living with us) decided it would be funny to fill the living room with noxious fumes. I literally had to go in the other room before I got sick
Of course, once I had 3 boys of my own, I didn't get any relief they are just as bad as their dad. That must be a pretty "potent" fart gene.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Ah yes. The infamous deep note. It takes the right combination of fuel and muscle control. Any clenching will push the pitch up too high and kill the effect.

Nothing is quite as rewarding as crop dusting an area and standing back to enjoy the comments. Malls are good for that too. For some reason I can't walk through Sears without unleashing a beast.

crop dusting is nice, but it doesnt hurt to have a little dutch oven every now and then. (when you let a stinker under the covers and quickly pull the covers over the wifes head.

that is a family favorite.



not that i would know.

That food looks so delicious! And how cool that the CM took such neat shots for you. Candi was a great sport to get up there and dance! I think I would have needed a few beers in me to be that brave.

We've done the Hoop Dee Doo and eaten at 'Ohana, but now you've made we want to try the luau. We've done one in Hawaii as well, but this one looks really fun (and on a smaller scale).

thanks, it was alot of fun, and from what i have seen picture sof real ones in hawaii the food was not as authentic as you may find there so easier to find something that you like in the disney one.

What is it with you guys?? Back...oh about 20 years ago or so when I was pregnant with either Sean or Ryne, my husband and my oldest stepson (who was still in high school and living with us) decided it would be funny to fill the living room with noxious fumes. I literally had to go in the other room before I got sick
Of course, once I had 3 boys of my own, I didn't get any relief they are just as bad as their dad. That must be a pretty "potent" fart gene.

i think the gene you are refering to is the male gene.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

prayer request.

my grandma is down in atlanta staying with my aunt for a while, and last night she was taken to the hospital. they thought it was a heart attack, but it turned out she has sepsis...which is an infection that attacks the bloodstream and organs and such.

she has some other medial conditions which can hinder the medication helping to fight it...but we are praying for a healing.

so if you are the praying type, please pray for her...if you prefer well wishes, please send them down that way...pixie dust or good thoughts, whatever your choice.

thanks.

she is a strong woman, who has been though many things, and we are believing that she will get through this.

also my dad and aunt are driving down there in a few hours to be with her...so pray they have safe travels, not sure what kind of weather they are having along the way down there.

 

[KatMark]

prayer request.

my grandma is down in atlanta staying with my aunt for a while, and last night she was taken to the hospital. they thought it was a heart attack, but it turned out she has sepsis...which is an infection that attacks the bloodstream and organs and such.

she has some other medial conditions which can hinder the medication helping to fight it...but we are praying for a healing.

so if you are the praying type, please pray for her...if you prefer well wishes, please send them down that way...pixie dust or good thoughts, whatever your choice.

thanks.

she is a strong woman, who has been though many things, and we are believing that she will get through this.

Dan, many, many prayers are being sent your Grandma's way. And I'm sending you a

 

[Aburns8]

Praying for your grandma's recovery! I hope she gets better soon.

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Dan, many, many prayers are being sent your Grandma's way. And I'm sending you a

Praying for your grandma's recovery! I hope she gets better soon.

thank you guys we appreciate it.

 

[Poolrat]

Dan
Here are the , , , well wishes and prayers.

I hope she has a speedy recovery.

 

[marvali]

Thoughts, prayers, well wishes and pixie dust all sent Dan!

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Dan, I am definitely praying for your grandma's healing, and for safe travels for your parents too.

 

[mom3sonstt]

Sending out all of the above - to your Grandma - and to those traveling to be with her. And to you all while you wait.

 

[BigTex71]

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Dan
Here are the , , , well wishes and prayers.

I hope she has a speedy recovery.

Thoughts, prayers, well wishes and pixie dust all sent Dan!

Dan, I am definitely praying for your grandma's healing, and for safe travels for your parents too.

Sending out all of the above - to your Grandma - and to those traveling to be with her. And to you all while you wait.

thank you all very much it is greatly appreciated.