Somebody say something funny.............

[Toot Sweet]

I don't have anything funny to say. I just came here for the Junior Mints.

WD2....that was funny!!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Oh my....you guys are hysterical!

 

[paigevz]

Why R2?

You know why, don't you scraptoons??? Come on and say it!

 

[hiwaygal]

Why R2?

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

 

[scraptoons]

Why R2?

You know why, don't you scraptoons??? Come on and say it!

Chicken Thigh!!!

 

[paigevz]

Chicken Thigh!!!

I knew you could do it!!!!!

R2........

 

[bananiem]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[paigevz]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why bananny?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Please let it be to get to the other side.

 

[hiwaygal]

Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"

 

[paigevz]

Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Donald Duck, other mornings I think I'm Mickey Mouse."

Doctor: "Hmmmmmmm, and how long have you been having these disney spells?"

 

[scraptoons]

My DH was fueling his car back in the days before "pay at the pump"

It was morning rush hour. The line inside the convenience store was long.

Customers were grumpy. Of course there is only one person working.

When it was my DH's turn to pay, he stepped up to the counter....

Exasperated Clerk: Let me guess, you got gas.

DH: I knew I shouldn't have had that burrito last night.

Clerk busted out . She needed a laugh that morning.

 

[bananiem]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the opossum it could be done.

Feel free to insert armadillo or raccoon or whatever local roadkill you may have.

 

[paigevz]

Funny, funny bananiem..............

I just love gas station stories Scrappy..............

 

[scraptoons]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cuz 7 8 9!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Okay, if we're going the gas route....

This morning I HAD to go to drop something off at my friend's house real quick. I didn't sleep at home last night so I was in my pajamas and I was going to drop said thing off and then go home and get dressed. Of course then I realized I needed gas. Bad. So I pumped gas in a nightgown. Everyone was staring, and it was rush hour. I had no shoes on. Cars were driving by and honking. I thought I was going to get cited with indecent exposure.

That help any Paige?

 

[JennyMominRI]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap..The doctor takes one look at him and says "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts "

 

[bananiem]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap..The doctor takes one look at him and says "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts "

 

[paigevz]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap..The doctor takes one look at him and says "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts "

Have I ever missed you lately!

That's great PJ...........where DID you spend the night?

Keep 'em coming Scrappy!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap..The doctor takes one look at him and says "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts "

I'm so easy!!! That killed me!!!