Somebody say something funny.............

[paigevz]

I need me some funny tonight.

 

[Mermaid02]

did you hear about my microwave??

 

[paigevz]

The one that caught on fire? I didn't read it................lemme go see..........

 

[N&B'smom]

I hope you feel a bit more perky soon. Why not rent a really funny movie!?!?

Shelby

 

[Mermaid02]

Charade just posted a good one.... he's applied for Social Security

 

[paigevz]

I hope you feel a bit more perky soon. Why not rent a really funny movie!?!?

Shelby

'Cause movies move too slow and my friends are here.................besides, the boys take over all the TVs in the house.

 

[paigevz]

Charade just posted a good one.... he's applied for Social Security

Very good and yours too..............

 

[Mermaid02]

I can't imagine what my dd (17) will think when she gets home tonight and sees the microwave parked in the driveway.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

i got one of those Swiss Colony catalogs the other day and i was flipping thru it and i came across these little chocolate balls......but for some reason they called them "dirty balls"........

 

[Mermaid02]

i got one of those Swiss Colony catalogs the other day and i was flipping thru it and i came across these little chocolate balls......but for some reason they called them "dirty balls"........

What kind of magazine was that again?????

 

[WonderfulDreamer2]

Here's something funny. Okay, you know I'm a nurse...I do Pediatrics. The other day I had a great patient and absolutely great family (doesn't happen all that often). So, this kids sister comes to the hospital after school is out (dad went to get her) and when I walk into the room she's sitting in a chair playing with her pink gameboy. I give her brother some meds and leave. I come back about 30 minutes later to check on him and I'm talking to the parents, laughing and such, and they introduce me to the sister. I, being the eloquent one that I am say "I noticed you when I came in earlier, but you were so engrossed in with you PLAYBOY that I didn't say hello". My eyes get huge....I suck all the air out of the room and my face turns about 500 different shades of red. The parents are laughing their butts off and I'm trying to crawl out of the room without being noticed. Thank God they had a sense of humor.

Not to be confused with a grandmother telling me the "Cheetah Girls" were going to be here in Atlanta. I told her my husband would be excited. She gives me a look and asks why. Well, he's a man I say, he loves anything to do with the Cheetah Girls. I did not know they were kids. Here in Atlanta we have a strip club called the Cheetah 3 and thats what I thought they were talking about. Again, red faced as I realized I made my DH sound like a pervert.

Maybe I should learn to keep my mouth shut. I won't....but I should.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

What kind of magazine was that again?????

it's a food catalog! lol. they have all kinds of cookies and brownies and stuff. and then they have those.

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

Here's something funny. Okay, you know I'm a nurse...I do Pediatrics. The other day I had a great patient and absolutely great family (doesn't happen all that often). So, this kids sister comes to the hospital after school is out (dad went to get her) and when I walk into the room she's sitting in a chair playing with her pink gameboy. I give her brother some meds and leave. I come back about 30 minutes later to check on him and I'm talking to the parents, laughing and such, and they introduce me to the sister. I, being the eloquent one that I am say "I noticed you when I came in earlier, but you were so engrossed in with you PLAYBOY that I didn't say hello". My eyes get huge....I suck all the air out of the room and my face turns about 500 different shades of red. The parents are laughing their butts off and I'm trying to crawl out of the room without being noticed. Thank God they had a sense of humor.

Not to be confused with a grandmother telling me the "Cheetah Girls" were going to be here in Atlanta. I told her my husband would be excited. She gives me a look and asks why. Well, he's a man I say, he loves anything to do with the Cheetah Girls. I did not know they were kids. Here in Atlanta we have a strip club called the Cheetah 3 and thats what I thought they were talking about. Again, red faced as I realized I made my DH sound like a pervert.

Maybe I should learn to keep my mouth shut. I won't....but I should.

 

[paigevz]

WD..............

Hiya LilYankee!!!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

WD..............

Hiya LilYankee!!!

hey! how are you!?

 

[scraptoons]

You know what?

 

[paigevz]

Gettin there, chickie................a little more funny needed.

What scraptoons?

 

[scraptoons]

Chicken Butt!!!!

 

[hiwaygal]

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

You know what?

???