Somebody say something funny.............

[scraptoons]

You made me ink.

 

[scraptoons]

Want a couple of rabbit stories?

 

[hiwaygal]

You made me ink.

 

[Pop Daddy]

I cant be funny when I have to be, to much pressure

 

[paigevz]

Want a couple of rabbit stories?

Sure.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Have I ever missed you lately!

That's great PJ...........where DID you spend the night?

Keep 'em coming Scrappy!

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!! I spent the night in Merle's tub, you knew that.

 

[mantysk8coach]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap..The doctor takes one look at him and says "Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts "

LOL!!!!

Must remember to work that joke into conversation tomorrow!

Continuing with the "Why did the Chicken..." theme, this one is a running inside joke (if you could call it that) in my family.

Why did the porcupine cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!!!

 

[princess sparkle p]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

 

[paigevz]

Get your mind out of the gutter!!!! I spent the night in Merle's tub, you knew that.

Oh yeah, right, with her mom.................

 

[scraptoons]

Rabbit story #1

A family found their dog in the back yard with the neighbor's pet rabbit in it's mouth....dead.

They thought of a great idea. They washed it, dried and fluffed it with a hair dryer and put it in the cage next door before the neighbor came out.

The next day the neighbor was stopping to say hi.
Funny thing happened, he said.
Our rabbit died. We buried it. The next day it was back in it's cage.

 

[paigevz]

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

What?

 

[paigevz]

Rabbit story #1

A family found their dog in the back yard with the neighbor's pet rabbit in it's mouth....dead.

They thought of a great idea. They washed it, dried and fluffed it with a hair dryer and put it in the cage next door before the neighbor came out.

The next day the neighbor was stopping to say hi.
Funny thing happened, he said.
Our rabbit died. We buried it. The next day it was back in it's cage.

That's sort of Twilight Zonish................

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Oh yeah, right, with her mom.................

yeah, but no bowling.

 

[Aimee K]

And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy...




Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

 

[princess sparkle p]

What?

smells like carrots!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy...




Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

Hey, that's what happened to me this morning!

 

[scraptoons]

Rabbit story #2

A man was driving down the road one day.

He came across a lady standing in the middle of the road. She apparently had hit the rabbit with her car and was upset about it.

Another man came along, found out what happened. He went to his car to retrieve a spray can.

The man sprayed the rabbit.

In a minute the rabbit sat up, shook his head, hopped a few feet, stopped to turn around and wave.

The rabbit kept repeating it until he hopped out of sight.

They asked the man what was in the spray can.

It was Hare Revival and Permanent Wave.

 

[scraptoons]

Smells like carrots.....

 

[L107ANGEL]

Paige!!! The moon roof does open I am beside myself!

 

[paigevz]

Rabbit story #2

A man was driving down the road one day.

He came across a lady standing in the middle of the road. She apparently had hit the rabbit with her car and was upset about it.

Another man came along, found out what happened. He went to his car to retrieve a spray can.

The man sprayed the rabbit.

In a minute the rabbit sat up, shook his head, hopped a few feet, stopped to turn around and wave.

The rabbit kept repeating it until he hopped out of sight.

They asked the man what was in the spray can.

It was Hare Revival and Permanent Wave.