So you have company and the unthinkable happens...(Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.. SUCCESS!!!)

[Zippa D Doodah]

they've clogged up the toilet. REALLY clogged it up!!!

How do you handle it?


(I don't know what came out of their butt but I can't budge it...)

Say it with me...

Poop flush, poop flush, poop flush, THEN wipe flush and so on... and if you think it might help, flush WHILE you poop!

Hey John... I just wanted to come here publicly and apologize. It must have been the quesadilla. I'll take your advice next time, pal.

 

[wardfamily1]

...Now I'm being tormented by thoughts of gigantic turds!

WHERE IS THAT DARN TAG FAIRY? This thread is too good for him/her to pass up.

 

[poohandwendy]

I got splashed a little!!

OMG

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

WHERE IS THAT DARN TAG FAIRY? This thread is too good for him/her to pass up.

OMG, please, no. I really don't want a turd tag!

 

[LaraK]

No, no, no, get that nasty vision out of my head! Now I'm being tormented by thoughts of gigantic turds!

Revenge of the Giant Turds... coming to a theater near you.

WHERE IS THAT DARN TAG FAIRY? This thread is too good for him/her to pass up.

Please come over here Tag Fairy...If you let this stuff go, I will totally loose respect for you!

 

[Mellie2162]

Whats with all the turd phobia around here? A turd is a turd is a turd.

 

[Caropooh]

For some reason when I travel I get stuck up for a day. I know you all really needed that information to make your day complete. Not to mention I can't believe I just admitted that on a public discussion board. I have also been known to take the meds if I'm not going to be near facilities.

thanks for the info Tig! I'll file that right away in my potty files!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Funniest thread in forever.

 

[MushyMushy]

Charade! This thread is the first time I've smiled in days!

It reminds me of one time we were visiting friends, they were having a dinner party. While we were all sitting down to the table, the husband went to the powder room, which is right in the hallway outside the dining room. He really made a stink and fuss in there and my friend was so ticked off! I could hear her later griping at him for not using the upstairs restroom.

He couldn't figure out what all the fuss was about.

try like a cup of dawn and let it sit for 5 minutes then add hot water and flush...


or so I've heard!

Poor a bunch of dawn soap and let it sit.. than dump in hot water

For a clog? That's interesting. I'll have to try it next time.

 

[dmslush]

Whats with all the turd phobia around here? A turd is a turd is a turd.

Very true.. I don't have a problem with my turds, I just don't want to have to see other people's turds. Kind of like farting, my farts don't offend me, but when my DH farts, I take that as a personal attack.

 

[freckles and boo]

Hey John... I just wanted to come here publicly and apologize. It must have been the quesadilla. I'll take your advice next time, pal.

Would that be a "holy crap"?

 

[wardfamily1]

Poor a bunch of dawn soap and let it sit.. than dump in hot water

I thought about this, if you pour HOT water in then flush, won't the swirling make a bunch of suds?

Then you'll have suds & duds all over the floor! That's a slippery combo I wouldn't want together.

 

[freckles and boo]

This reminds me of the story "Big Boy" from Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris. Hilarious.

http://www.dearmitt.com/sub_fast/big_boy.php3

 

[LisaNJ25]

I thought about this, if you pour HOT water in then flush, won't the swirling make a bunch of suds?

Then you'll have suds & duds all over the floor! That's a slippery combo I wouldn't want together.

LOLOL no.. you will be fine.. the water forces it to go down. I have had to use it before. I even used a snake first with no luck.

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf322674.tip.html

 

[Tigger&Belle]

thanks for the info Tig! I'll file that right away in my potty files!

You already have potty dirt on me. Um, that didn't sound right.

I thought about this, if you pour HOT water in then flush, won't the swirling make a bunch of suds?

Then you'll have suds & duds all over the floor! That's a slippery combo I wouldn't want together.

Suds and Duds? Sounds like some kind of business that I would NOT want to frequent.

 

[Mellie2162]

I really should be working right now, but who can work with all this turd talk going on tonight?

 

[Caropooh]

You already have potty dirt on me. Um, that didn't sound right.


Suds and Duds? Sounds like some kind of business that I would NOT want to frequent.

I know all about you and comfy toilets! And about your computer sending me to Brazil!

 

[Zippa D Doodah]

Would that be a "holy crap"?

Like a previous poster said, "a turd is a turd is a turd"

 

[Pop Daddy]

are they sexy

 

[Caropooh]

are they sexy

I've never found turds sexy, but you may have!