So you have company and the unthinkable happens...(Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.. SUCCESS!!!)

[dmslush]

I absolutely do not have a movement at anyone's home but my own! I would be upset if anyone stopped up my toilet, they would be bringing their happy butts back to my house to clean it up.

I have to ask, did they tell you that they stopped up the toilet, or did they leave it for you to find?

 

[beckanoah]

try like a cup of dawn and let it sit for 5 minutes then add hot water and flush...


or so I've heard!

 

[LisaNJ25]

Poor a bunch of dawn soap and let it sit.. than dump in hot water

 

[Tigger&Belle]

How can some of you hold it for hours until you get home? I would guess that you haven't had gallbladder surgery. When nature calls, I answer. However, I am a firm believer in the courtesy flush and I don't think I've clogged someone elses toilet. Ours are very easy to clog, however.

 

[LisaNJ25]

How can some of you hold it for hours until you get home? I would guess that you haven't had gallbladder surgery. When nature calls, I answer. However, I am a firm believer in the courtesy flush and I don't think I've clogged someone elses toilet. Ours are very easy to clog, however.

I dont know either... I cant hold it. Im the type who takes an immodium ad If I know I will be on a long trip or not near the potty.

 

[hercamore]

OMG

That reminds of the time we were having a huge family party, and someone broke the toilet handle off. We have ONE bathroom.

herc.

 

[mudman]

they've clogged up the toilet. REALLY clogged it up!!!

How do you handle it?


(I don't know what came out of their butt but I can't budge it...)

Say it with me...

Poop flush, poop flush, poop flush, THEN wipe flush and so on... and if you think it might help, flush WHILE you poop!

What a BUMMER! (literally)

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Broken toilet handle reminds me of something else that happened at the hunting lodge.

I get there at 4:45 in the morning. It's dark. I'm tired. I'm still bleary-eyed.

I walk by the row of trash cans and notice something a little funny looking, but I just shake my head, thinking it's delusions based on my sleep deprivation, and keep walking.

Fifteen minutes later, someone else walks in and says, "Yall see that toilet in the trash?"

I was right! There really was a commode in the trash!

We found out that this big, big, huge guy got a little too drunk and PLOPPED his butt down on the toilet instead of sitting and busted that toilet in two pieces! They call this guy Shrek. They still won't let him live it down.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Broken toilet handle reminds me of something else that happened at the hunting lodge.

I get there at 4:45 in the morning. It's dark. I'm tired. I'm still bleary-eyed.

I walk by the row of trash cans and notice something a little funny looking, but I just shake my head, thinking it's delusions based on my sleep deprivation, and keep walking.

Fifteen minutes later, someone else walks in and says, "Yall see that toilet in the trash?"

I was right! There really was a commode in the trash!

We found out that this big, big, huge guy got a little too drunk and PLOPPED his butt down on the toilet instead of sitting and busted that toilet in two pieces! They call this guy Shrek. They still won't let him live it down.

omg - how big would you have to be to accomplish that?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

This guy was like 6 foot 8 or something, with a big linebacker build.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I dont know either... I cant hold it. Im the type who takes an immodium ad If I know I will be on a long trip or not near the potty.

For some reason when I travel I get stuck up for a day. I know you all really needed that information to make your day complete. Not to mention I can't believe I just admitted that on a public discussion board. I have also been known to take the meds if I'm not going to be near facilities.

 

[tiggersmom2]

I got splashed a little!!

Yoo hoo, taaaaag fairy!!!!

 

[Charade]

Yoo hoo, taaaaag fairy!!!!

 

[Mellie2162]

I got splashed a little!!

Oh man. I was cleaning ours today and I got splashed in the eye with soft scrub with bleach. My eye is still smarting over that. I think what hurt the most though was that DD13 pointed out to me that I didnt need to run to the kitchen hysterical to flush it out when there was a sink and a bathtub in the same room I was in.

 

[tevagirl]

This guy was like 6 foot 8 or something, with a big linebacker build.

Good thing the toilet broke, imagine the clog he could make.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Good thing the toilet broke, imagine the clog he could make.

No, no, no, get that nasty vision out of my head! Now I'm being tormented by thoughts of gigantic turds!

 

[tevagirl]

No, no, no, get that nasty vision out of my head! Now I'm being tormented by thoughts of gigantic turds!

Revenge of the Giant Turds... coming to a theater near you.

 

[suzimar57]

poop poop, flush flush, oh what a relief is such....

 

[countingthedays]

Giant turds, unsnakeable stopped up toilets, back splashes of toilet water, big guys who break toilets.

This thread is way too scary Yep. I'm outta here!

 

[wishspirit]

No, no, no, get that nasty vision out of my head! Now I'm being tormented by thoughts of gigantic turds!

Loving this thread!!!

Poop doesn't bother me that much. Its all in good fun!