So...The Worst Song Ever?

[Kathryn Merteuil]

That Pharrel song "Happy" irritates me a lot.

I also hate anything by the Beach Boys, and I don't really know why.

 

[mefordis]

The Sweater Song by Weezer

 

[tallygirl]

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro

I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet.
Guy comes home and his wife is dead and he misses her.

 

[karensi]

Mac the Knife

 

[amberpi]

But it's way better than the Dolly Parton version. Added to my list - any song sung by Dolly Parton. Like nails on the blackboard, midget nails that have sucked on helium...

Ya'll haten' on Dolly is fighting words around here.

 

[VAfamily1998]

Human League "Don't you want me Baby" Oh, this one is awful.

 

[adelaster]

The first time I heard that I said "This ----- really needs to have her throat slashed."

That is a terrifying reaction to someone who is just singing a song. Not even funny to joke about if that was your intent. Especially as she was abused in real life.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)". Joel and the bots sum up my thoughts on the song.

 

[L&Lfan]

Single Ladies...no melody at all.

 

[Chuck S]

Most anything sung by Lee Majors or William Shatner.

 

[Julie's Haircut]

Lift up your dress, so I can...

What's worse than grease on Olivia Newton-John?

 

[Julie's Haircut]

That is a terrifying reaction to someone who is just singing a song. Not even funny to joke about if that was your intent. Especially as she was abused in real life.

Yawn. If you need to castigate me for my reply to make yourself feel superior, I've no objection.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

William Shatner. Bohemian Rhapsody. I could have put any of his songs here.

 

[amberpi]

Yawn. If you need to castigate me for my reply to make yourself feel superior, I've no objection.

Dolly is a lovely human, wishing her harm is pretty extreme.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

William Shatner. Bohemian Rhapsody.[/MEDIA]

I'll see your Bohemian Rhapsody and raise you a Rocket Man.

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

Yawn. If you need to castigate me for my reply to make yourself feel superior, I've no objection.

You must do penance.

Michael Bolton
When a man loves a woman

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

I'll see your Bohemian Rhapsody and raise you a Rocket Man.

Call. Listen to em and weep.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

I am not a fan of I'm Proud to be an American. Not that I disagree with the idea. it's just the writing is too on the nose. No metaphor. Nothing subtle about it. It's tacky.

 

[FlightlessDuck]

Call. Listen to em and weep.

Damn. And all I've got is...

 

[Julie's Haircut]

Dolly is a lovely human, wishing her harm is pretty extreme.

I was referring to Whitney Houston, not Dolly Parton.

Yep, I admit I jokingly wished harm on Whitney Houston for her horrible rendition of Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You."