Except for MacArthur Park, which I swear would make you shove an ice pick in your own ear, these responses cannot touch the truly heinous songs I offer.
There must be a special category for Christmas songs (I'm looking at you Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer). This one is my fingernails on a chalkboard song. It's the "Ee-aw! Ee-aw!!" that makes me scream: