I'm glad Al Gore was not in charge on 9/11
I wish there had been a witness to Ron and Nicole's murders
I hope Barry Bonds never plays baseball again, and that he goes to jail for wire fraud
I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing the ACLU
I wish the government would shut down the space program and use that money to help the poor (no offense meant to any of those whose homes would lose a source of income)
I wish that whoever "Discovered" Roseanne Barr and Reba McEntire had called in sick that day
I wish W would lay low for the next three years and not make it any worse for the GOP than he already has (I am a Republican, btw)
I hope George Steinbrenner ends this season in a strait jacket and a padded room
I wish that that moron sausage cart guy in Salem MA who had those kids' lemonade stand shut down would never get another customer
I wish that certain liberal and/or non-Christian people could come to grips with the fact that freedom of speech is a two-way street
I wish that the above-mentioned people also understood that NOT being able to display symbols of my Christian faith, no matter where, is a violation of MY civil rights
Freedom is not free
I don't care if Pop Daddy gets mad at me for going on this long
I wish that political correctness, atheism and the New York Yankees would all go away
I wish Gary Coleman was Governor of California
I hope Rafael Palmiero is banned from baseball if he perjured himself
I hope that Saddam Hussein gets as fair a trial as the millions of Iraqis he killed
I wish that the penalty for a first sexual offense was castration with a rusty butter knife by a blind surgeon with advanced Parkinson's in a dark room