Sassy Somethings - Happy November

[jbmom]

Well nothing much for me. Always soccer every night and weekends with Kate (13 year-old). Judi does do a very nice job - she cracks me up daily! It is 59 degrees today and I am freezing! What ever happened to those cursed hot flashes I had all summer!

I must admit I don't know much about you. I know you have a daughter, tentacles, live in a frigid climate like I do and are friends with Bonnie. That last one I won't hold against you though.

 

[coles1mom]

Mr. & Mrs. Tricia

Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


Pour a cheerful toast and fill it
Happy Anniversary
But be careful you don't spill it
Happy Anniversary


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
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Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
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Happy she and happy he
They're both as happy as can be
Celebrating merrily
their happy anniversary





Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary





Ooooo Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary


We now state emphatically
its happy anniversary
Not another day could be
a happy anniversary


Ooooo Happy Anniversary
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Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Anniversary!!!

 

[coles1mom]

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Hi ya Squid

 

[Squidrific]

I must admit I don't know much about you. I know you have a daughter, tentacles, live in a frigid climate like I do and are friends with Bonnie. That last one I won't hold against you though.

Well I am recently separated from dh. He turned 40 and became bizarre after 17 years of marriage. I am hoping he straightens up and realizes what his priorities in life "should" be instead of fishing and video games.

I have a 13 year-old squidlet named Kate. Here she is:

Girly Squidlet:

Soccer Squidlet:

Disney Squidlet:

Here is her mickey room:

Here is me and Kate on the Boardwalk:

I own DVC at AKV and BCV. I am a Disney freak (as opposed to a regular freak - shut it Bonnie) I am snarky and rarely serious. Sometimes when I am being sarcastic people get upset and think I am being mean, but honestly I'm not - I'm just being silly. Never take me seriously.

I have been subjected to Bonnie's ta-ta grabbing, lobbing of wet paper towels over bathroom stalls, her ability to just start random conversations with people that she has never met, and her very small tolerance to the alcohol.

I live in Indiana just north of Indianapolis in a small town. My parents and my sister (recently divorced) and my 2 nephews (Brady - 5 and Blake 2) live about 15 minutes away. We are an extremely close family, but apparently my sister and I have the wrong taste in men. We are originally from the Columbia/Rock Hill, SC area and have a family reunion at Myrtle Beach every summer.

That's me. Any other questions?

P.S. Bonnie is a wanker!

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Hi ya Squid

Hey Judi! That is a gorgeous room. I love the "easter eggs". Although, she didn't mention the "hidden mickey" fireworks - just Tinkerbell.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Hi there Squid. Your daughter/Squidlet is beautiful.

 

[jbmom]

Squiddy, your squidlet is adorable. She looks a lot like you! Sorry to hear about your marital problems, men are wankers to borrow a Bonnism. Its good to know more about you and your daughter! How far is Ft. Wayne from you?

 

[jbmom]

Did you Sassies know that the twist ties on bread have a secret code? I did not!

 

[Squidrific]

Hi there Squid. Your daughter/Squidlet is beautiful.

Thanks Tricia - happy anniversary to you! Congrats - that is a huge milestone!

Squiddy, your squidlet is adorable. She looks a lot like you! Sorry to hear about your marital problems, men are wankers to borrow a Bonnism. Its good to know more about you and your daughter! How far is Ft. Wayne from you?

Ft. Wayne is about 2 hours North of me. Fishers is really considered to be one of the suburbs of Indianapolis. I work downtown Indy.

I am pretty fond of squidlet - she's all I have now (except for the 3 dogs, 1 cat and 4 fish)!

I love that shower curtain! If Katie had her own bathroom, I would have purchased the entire set for her at the time. Of course, now, you can't find any of it.

P.S. I think I already told you that I find Mike Rowe's voice to be very calming and that I use it to go to sleep at night, right? I can hardly wait for the next season of deadliest catch!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Did you Sassies know that the twist ties on bread have a secret code? I did not!

How did you crack the code?

 

[jbmom]

Thanks Tricia - happy anniversary to you! Congrats - that is a huge milestone!



Ft. Wayne is about 2 hours North of me. Fishers is really considered to be one of the suburbs of Indianapolis. I work downtown Indy.

I am pretty fond of squidlet - she's all I have now (except for the 3 dogs, 1 cat and 4 fish)!

I love that shower curtain! If Katie had her own bathroom, I would have purchased the entire set for her at the time. Of course, now, you can't find any of it.

P.S. I think I already told you that I find Mike Rowe's voice to be very calming and that I use it to go to sleep at night, right? I can hardly wait for the next season of deadliest catch!

The new season of Dirty Jobs starts tonight, I can't wait. I wanted the comforter set, but was vetoed, of all the nerve! I have an aunt and uncle that live in Ft. wayne, we go to visit a few times a year. Are you far from Chicago? I think it takes us about 4-5 hours to get to Indianapolis, they have the Do It Best show there in the fall and spring. I really like downtown Indy.

How did you crack the code?

I didn't I saw it on TV then looked it up on Google. Very interesting though and I'm sure I won't remember the code to make sure I get the freshest bread.

Where is Angie? I'm going to start sending you text messages just so I can hear from you! Oh wait, your number is on the phone that is sleeping with the fishes, I'll have to get it from Typhoid Bonnie.

 

[Squidrific]

The new season of Dirty Jobs starts tonight, I can't wait. I wanted the comforter set, but was vetoed, of all the nerve! I have an aunt and uncle that live in Ft. wayne, we go to visit a few times a year. Are you far from Chicago? I think it takes us about 4-5 hours to get to Indianapolis, they have the Do It Best show there in the fall and spring. I really like downtown Indy.

I'll have to get it from Typhoid Bonnie.

I am about 3 1/2 hours from Chicago, but I go there a couple of times per year to see my aunt. If you guys ever do another Chicago meet, let me know - I could stop by and poke Bonnie!

I haven't been to the Do It Best show - what is that?

I haven't heard from Bonnie since PMs last week. I am about to march out to old Virginia and assault that hag!

 

[coles1mom]

Squiddy, Kate is a cutie fer sure, man. How's come she's not purple like her you.
Cole's dad took the hike after 12 years, yep he was fishing and hunting alright, she lived the next road over. I'll tell ya what you haven't heard yet, "That's what ya get for gettin hitched to a yankee". They talk funny. Is he a yankee? I'm on my third, I'm gonna do it til I get it right.

If ya need, just PM It gets easier, I promise.

Cole get her braces off in 18-1/2 hours Only 9 payments to go.

Becca, school tomorrow Go Boo

 

[jbmom]

I am about 3 1/2 hours from Chicago, but I go there a couple of times per year to see my aunt. If you guys ever do another Chicago meet, let me know - I could stop by and poke Bonnie!

I haven't been to the Do It Best show - what is that?

I haven't heard from Bonnie since PMs last week. I am about to march out to old Virginia and assault that hag!

The Do It Best show is the hardware buying show for the hardware/homecenter my dad owns.

I think you should march to Virginny and knock that hag out of bed! I tried this morning, but she hasn't showed up here yet.

Squiddy, Kate is a cutie fer sure, man. How's come she's not purple like her you.
Cole's dad took the hike after 12 years, yep he was fishing and hunting alright, she lived the next road over. I'll tell ya what you haven't heard yet, "That's what ya get for gettin hitched to a yankee". They talk funny. Is he a yankee? I'm on my third, I'm gonna do it til I get it right.

If ya need, just PM It gets easier, I promise.

Cole get her braces off in 18-1/2 hours Only 9 payments to go.

Becca, school tomorrow Go Boo

How long has Cole had her braces? I bet she's excited! What does she want to eat first?

Yes, yeah for me that he gets to go to school! Its amazing how fast antibiotics work.

 

[coles1mom]

April 17th of last year, they worked 6 months quicker than expected.

Carp, she learned to eat everything with them on. Caught her chewing gum once. I'm thinking carmel and carmel apples are on the list.

 

[Squidrific]

Squiddy, Kate is a cutie fer sure, man. How's come she's not purple like her you.
Cole's dad took the hike after 12 years, yep he was fishing and hunting alright, she lived the next road over. I'll tell ya what you haven't heard yet, "That's what ya get for gettin hitched to a yankee". They talk funny. Is he a yankee? I'm on my third, I'm gonna do it til I get it right.

If ya need, just PM It gets easier, I promise.

Cole get her braces off in 18-1/2 hours Only 9 payments to go.

Becca, school tomorrow Go Boo

I think you are right there - I should have married a southern boy just like my good ol' pappy! Darn yankees!

Of course, I have lived up here for so long that I don't have any of my accent anymore and my cousins say I talk funny.

I hope it gets easier. Just getting him to pay child support is getting hard now - it is always whenever he gets around to dropping off a check. He never ever goes to any of Kate's soccer games, but he does want his time with her - unfortunately during season, I can't count on him to get her to soccer on time, so he isn't around at all right now. I just want to shake some sense into him - why doesn't he understand what he is losing? The sad thing is that Kate is the one who is so hurt - she is crazy about him. He is a good dad as far as loving and doing homework, he just doesn't ever help out or do anything around the house, he doesn't leave the house either unless it is to fish with his friends. He is just uninvolved. I'm really not sad right now - probably because I am just so mad! I need to find someone to kick him in the patootie and get him back on track!

 

[coles1mom]

Squid, get your their bottie to your local FOC and have that support removed from his check. You don't have to be legally seperated or divorced.

I'm the queen of the family court system, just ask the ladies. I'm so sorry you are having to deal with this. It is always the children who get hurt.

 

[Squidrific]

Squid, get your their bottie to your local FOC and have that support removed from his check. You don't have to be legally seperated or divorced.

I'm the queen of the family court system, just ask the ladies. I'm so sorry you are having to deal with this. It is always the children who get hurt.

How do I figure out what child support should be? Dennis and I agreed on an amount, but I'm not sure if it is what the court would award. Thanks for the info about FOC though - I didn't know that I could do that!

 

[jbmom]

Oh yeah Squiddy if you need help with the court Judi has her own JC Penney briefcase bag. I'm sure she's on a first name basis with the entire family court staff in her town.

 

[Squidrific]

Oh yeah Squiddy if you need help with the court Judi has her own JC Penney briefcase bag. I'm sure she's on a first name basis with the entire family court staff in her town.

Does she do pro-bono work?

 

[jbmom]

Does she do pro-bono work?

Of course she does, in fact thats all she does! She doesn't want to buy real shoes or socks so she shows up in moccasins.