Riddle me this! The MONDAY edition!

[oldkicker]

A man has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. He has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and one other thing.

If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will eat the chicken. If the chicken and the corn is left together, the chicken will eat the corn.

How does the man do it?

 

[oldkicker]

Friday's:

This old one runs forever,
but never moves at all.
He has not lungs nor throat,
but still a mighty roaring call.

A WATERFALL

Congrats, Carol on getting LPP!

I'm debuting some new pants this morning - in honor of our DISCars award!

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[oldkicker]

The Rosewood Country House in Gibson, BC, Canada, features some idyllic settings.

 

[gina2000]

Hey! Nice pants! Didn't you try to change their color once before and couldn't do it????

GIVE YOURSELF SOME PANTS IN HONOR OF YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL ACCOMPLISHMENT!!!!

Good Morning!

The sun is up.....(sort of).....the sky is blue......(not yet)....it's beautiful.....(or shall be)....and I NEED A CLUE.....


LOL LOL LOL LOL


BTW....I'm getting a little red X for your avatar.....

 

[oldkicker]

GOOD MORNING RIDDLE FRIENDS!

Congrats to our Big East basketball teams. UConn, Pitt, Syracuse and Notre Dame are still playing! It would seem that my tournament challenge on ESPN should have been name the LK playground!!!

A lot of tough news coming from the war. It would appear that we are facing quite a struggle over there. I do hope that this thing will be over very soon with no further loss of life.

 

[oldkicker]

I was playing around with the Smarty Pants to get Maggie a new pair and found a way to get pretty creative with these!

It looks like all of the Discars are out - I know these were put together to offer a bit of a distraction from the world news and provide a little fun - but I'll take this opportunity to say THANK YOU to all of the riddle buds for your good humor, friendship and for being such an easy-going, likable bunch.

 

[oldkicker]

The boards seem to be misbehaving a bit this morning. I've had to try some things twice to get them to work and I'm getting some extraneous characters on many pages...

Bear with me!

 

[yepod]

Good morning to all the riddle groupies!

Thanks Bernie for being there for US!

 

[oldkicker]

Lars!
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[Lars624]

Good Morning!
There was quite a bit of sad news coming out of Iraq this weekend......my hope is for a quick resolution & for of our military personnel to return home safely.

We had a good weekend...........DS's Science Olympiad team took 1st place Regionals. He has to wear his shirt & take his medals to school today for the team picture to be taken. We advance to the state competition in Lansing on 4-26 and if we do well there we could go to Nationals in Ohio & maybe compete against Towncrier's daughter's team becasue they won their Regionals on Saturday too

 

[gina2000]

I'm having problems too, Bernie. Strange stuff this morning!

I think the riddle and the riddle bunch take on the personality of the creator. So thank you for the kind words....but consider yourself the majordomo in charge of zany niceness.


SO THERE!!!!!

 

[Lars624]

I'd like to accept those fancy gold pants on behalf of all the frustrated riddlers out there who are never recognized for their hard work. I'd also like to thank the Academy for recognizing our thread...I'd like to thank my agent, my mother, my DH, everyone I ever met.....

all kidding aside....thanks for the Riddle & the friendship Bernie....it means a lot to all of us!

 

[gina2000]

Originally posted by oldkicker
Bear with me!

Why do I always have an irresistable urge to comment on this phrase?????

 

[oldkicker]

John!
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[oldkicker]

Way, WAY COOL, Lars! CONGRATULATIONS!

Wouldn't that be something? Hooking up with Towncrier's DD's team?? You all must be so delighted and pround - RIGHTFULLY SO!

Gina - it has been a long strange trip at times, hasn't it? And a lot of fun on the way!

 

[mickey65]

Morning friends

thanks so much for all the kind thoughts and wishes while I was sick. I really missed everyone! It is good to be back.

 

[Kitty 34]

Good morning riddle friends.


Congrats Lars to your DS on his Science Olympiad accomplishments!! My middle DS, also did well at that but it was a few years ago!

The Big East teams certainly seem to be doing well. I won't tell you that I had Colorado going far!!

Go MSU!!

 

[gina2000]

Sometimes I'm not quite sure how we got to this point, Bernie.

But I'm glad we did.


Congratulations to your DS, Lars! I'm sure he is most thrilled at his accomplishment.....as are you! It would be fun to catch up with Towncrier's DD and her family! Good luck to all contestants!


DS had his first taste of Junior Olympics this weekend. It's an exciting, exhilirating event for the kids. He did his part on the relay team and enjoyed every minute of it. Actually, we all did! Though I have to admit, I worked so many hours on deck that I feel like I have chlorine breath.....

 

[oldkicker]

Be sure to stop by Mary Jo's Disneyland Post to see DISers on Parade! Our own Marsha is there too!

GREAT post!


MICKEY!!!! WELCOME BACK!! You had us a little worried there! So nice to see you back - I hope you are feeling fine again and all of those troubles are behind you!

 

[gina2000]

WELCOME BACK, VALERIE!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!!!


I hope you're on the road to recovery! We were quite concerned about the turn of events and your hospital stay. Hope you're getting back to normal!