"Ressies"

[BadgerGirl84]

Here is mine...especially this week: Brelfie.

 

[smiths02]

Nothing really bothers me if it is on a message board or text (informal writing) and the message isn't entirely cutesy abbreviations.

Then again, I communicate with 3 year olds for a good part of my day.

That being said. I don't like it if people actually speak like that. Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is the worst show ever! "I mean, it's like, O-M-G, totes adorbs, Barbie!" I won't let my kids watch that crap.

 

[gwynne]

Here is mine...especially this week: Brelfie.

Another one I had to go look up. And...oh my, I am behind the times. Back in my day, it was just a way to feed babies. It wasn't a lifestyle or an endless photo shoot.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I made dinning ressies for my bae and I and my old lady found it. I had to run to my baby mama's house for safety. The things a honey, hubster, hubby-doodle, hubberooni and DH has to do to stay alive. It's a scary world we live in. Surely, Shirley would understand my plight.

 

[smiths02]

I really hate baby daddy, especially when the parents of the "baby" are currently in a relationship or the "baby" is 17.

 

[smiths02]

I made dinning ressies for my bae and I and my old lady found it. I had to run to my baby mama's house for safety. The things a honey, hubster, hubby-doodle, hubberooni and DH has to do to stay alive. It's a scary world we live in. Surely, Shirley would understand my plight.

Shirley will prolly understand. I mean YOLO, rite?

 

[gwynne]

I made dinning ressies for my bae and I and my old lady found it. I had to run to my baby mama's house for safety. The things a honey, hubster, hubby-doodle, hubberooni and DH has to do to stay alive. It's a scary world we live in. Surely, Shirley would understand my plight.

It is a given that @*Shirley* will be very understanding. I wonder if a dayplanner would be helpful? You do have a lot to remember.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Shirley will prolly understand. I mean YOLO, rite?

Exactly! Shirley has it all figured out.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I think it a given that @*Shirley* will be very understanding. I wonder if a dayplanner would be helpful? You do have a lot to remember.

I guess it's about time to hire a personal planner or something. Hopefully he/she could keep my bea, old lady and baby mama all on separate visitation schedules.

 

[mrodgers]

It's probably because they don't know the correct spelling of voila. Kinda like someone typing NOOB because they don't know it should be newbie. Or saying lip singing because they don't know it's supposed to be lip synching.

Noob is not the same as newbie. A newbie is simply someone who is new to something. A noob is a derogatory name coming from online gaming where, though the person is new to something, they are not willing to learn and take whatever activity seriously and they act like idiots in the online gaming servers.

 

[tarheelmjfan]

I guess it's about time to hire a personal planner or something. Hopefully he/she could keep my bea, old lady and baby mama all on separate visitation schedules.

Why not hire a couple body doubles instead? You'd probably have to keep the ladies drunk, so they wouldn't notice the doubles were lacking your total awesomeness, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do. Call Willy. He should be able to hook you up & give advice on keeping them drunk.

 

[gwynne]

Noob is not the same as newbie. A newbie is simply someone who is new to something. A noob is a derogatory name coming from online gaming where, though the person is new to something, they are not willing to learn and take whatever activity seriously and they act like idiots in the online gaming servers.

I'll take your word for it. I'm certainly not going to disagree with mr. rogers. Although I thought he was more into toy trains than gaming.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Why not hire a couple body doubles instead? You'd probably have to keep the ladies drunk, so they wouldn't notice the doubles were lacking your total awesomeness, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do. Call Willy. He should be able to hook you up & give advice on keeping them drunk.

That is certainly an option, but I do agree with you that the awesome would be very, very difficult to copy. I'm not sure the people exist who could achieve such a goal. I might have to go international and search out possible cloning options instead.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

I'll take your word for it. I'm certainly not going to disagree with mr. rogers. Although I thought he was more into toy trains than gaming.

 

[tarheelmjfan]

That is certainly an option, but I do agree with you that the awesome would be very, very difficult to copy. I'm not sure the people exist who could achieve such a goal. I might have to go international and search out possible cloning options instead.

Good plan.

 

[gwynne]

Exactly! Shirley has it all figured out.

Is she tech smart? Do you think she uses an app?

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Is she tech smart? Do you think she uses an app?

Thank you so, so much! What a wonderful idea. I'll PM Shirley and ask her. I'll have to take care to avoid the hypnotic trance she seems to throw on guys though. Lord knows I don't need to be adding a Shirley to my bae, old lady and baby mama drama.

 

[King Schultz]

So I take it, this is Oklahoma dialect. Good to know. How do you say can I get a rum and Coke in Oklahomian?

Banana Daiquiri.

 

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Banana Daiquiri.

I was gong to type out a whole different set of words, but Banana Daiquiri is a much, much safer bet.

 

[smiths02]

Banana Daiquiri.

That reminds me, it irritates me when the old hubsters orders "rum and Coke" when he knows he really wants a girly drink but doesn't want to seem too feminine. Which usually turns into him drinking my drink.