You people are killing me!!! Killing me, I say!!!!
First, my checkbook is hopelessly unbalanced. After perusing the endless number of charges, I made my decision. Formulated a plan. Im chucking this register, taking the balance my bank says I rightfully own and am running with it. Problem solved.
Next on your list of transgressions is a little ditty I like to call payback. Payback is, well, it's a puppys mommy, thats what it is. And I am now in the throes of it.
I got slammed with it tonight in fact. In exchange for my little adventure in July, I have to suffer the wrath of Kahn. And Kahns a huge history buff. I am sunk.
Kahn proposed a little venture of his own. That doesnt sound so bad you say?? Re-read four sentences past. Wait. Ill just say it again.
And Kahns a huge history buff.
Uh-oh I think. What am I in for?? The biggest ball of wax?? The largest egg laid known to man?? I already got out of Gettysburg. What can it be??
An aside here, for those not in the know. My brother-in-law is a thespian. Of the actual paid persuasion. He resides in Manhattan but is currently on tour in a production of Grease. Hes Vince Fontaine. Ooh-la-la. BTW, did I ever tell you how I met Kahn?? No??? Well it was through my BIL actually. Once upon a time, I was a thespian as well. (why does that not sound quite right when applied to someone of the female persuasion??)
But I digress. So, this is Kahns proposal. Not historically related. Uh-oh, what can it be?? Is that good or bad?? Lets travel to see Kahns brothers show. Still doesnt sound so bad you say??? Well, let me tell you. I live in NY. Grease is currently running in Ohio. OHIO people!!!!
So, thanks to you eversolovelypeople, I will be traveling to O-freaking-hio on June 23rd. Of course no offense intended to any Ohioans.
I would just like to say, my father thanks you, my mother thanks you, my sister thanks you and I thank you. (I dont really have a sister. Who can tell me what thats from?? Winner gets a prize)
