Random Thoughts: Post em!

[apirateslifeforme]

You can count on me to be right here and not notice.

You wouldn't notice bright gold stripes in purple hair? I mean, I know you're a guy, but how do you not notice...?

 

[disneymama73]

You can count on me to be right here and not notice.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Psst: He'd notice if the stripes were elsewhere...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

You wouldn't notice bright gold stripes in purple hair? I mean, I know you're a guy, but how do you not notice...?

For the same reason I couldn't tell you your eye color...that's about 12" or so above where I am looking when I talk to you.

 

[disneymama73]

Psst: He'd notice if the stripes were elsewhere...

I bet he would...

 

[buckylarue]

Purple and gold? If he were a Vikings fan, he'd notice!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

For the same reason I couldn't tell you your eye color...that's about 12" or so above where I am looking when I talk to you.

Hey, my own MOTHER can't tell what colour my eyes are.

 

[meloneyb21]

Lame Joke Alert!

A man with dyslexia walks into a bra.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Lame Joke Alert!

A man with dyslexia walks into a bra.

I seriously find these "lame" jokes rather amusing...

My random thought of the morning: Why is it that back in 1984, Nick Rhodes was able to pull off orange hair, green eyes, and purple eyeshadow, yet I just look like a clown? I have the same colouring as him!!!

I guess I'm just not as cool.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Hey, my own MOTHER can't tell what colour my eyes are.

Why is your mother staring at your b00bs?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Why is your mother staring at your b00bs?

Probably trying to decide if I take after her or not...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Out of my window I can see them in the moonlight
Two silhouettes saying good night by the garden gate.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I'm speechless...

What's the temperature in hell right now? Because someone in our company just got a promotion...



NOBODY here EVER gets a promotion. EV-ER.

 

[disneymama73]

I'm speechless...

What's the temperature in hell right now? Because someone in our company just got a promotion...



NOBODY here EVER gets a promotion. EV-ER.

I think I heard it just froze over.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I'm speechless...

What's the temperature in hell right now? Because someone in our company just got a promotion...



NOBODY here EVER gets a promotion. EV-ER.

Do you think they finally got the message from the lady you mentioned last week who quit after being passed over 20some times?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Do you think they finally got the message from the lady you mentioned last week who quit after being passed over 20some times?

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm still looking for a new job, though - AFTER I get all my bonus and profit sharing!

 

[disneymama73]

I wouldn't be surprised. I'm still looking for a new job, though - AFTER I get all my bonus and profit sharing!

You go girl! GO!!!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You go girl! GO!!!

But doesn't it seem that I spend a lot of time WAITING??? If good things come to those who wait...then the last few years of my life are going to be spectacular, that's for sure.

 

[disneymama73]

But doesn't it seem that I spend a lot of time WAITING??? If good things come to those who wait...then the last few years of my life are going to be spectacular, that's for sure.

Too true...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Too true...

I don't wanna get old. I want it NOW!