Potentially serious medical condition

[DisneyfeverTN]

Just suck the Avon poison out of your blood. Tie a tourniquet (you saved the shoe string from the voodoo bag, didn't you?) around the finger and run screaming into the street. or.....stab yourself with the pin on a finger on your other hand and you will be equal.

 

[DISUNC]

Your concern is touching DISUNC. When you're dying, it's good to know who will show up at your funeral.

I'll already Know who will show up to my funeral...NOBODY!
Because i aint goin' ANYWHERE ...I know things! (and have Lifetime Service on both Sirius Radio & TIVO )
And if by chance I do mistakenly depart this world....I will outlive everyone who ever pretended to like me!


If it makes you feel any better...about two weeks ago I was lickin a envelope and a cut my tounge.
Actually it sounded more like "Eh kub min tub"..The HORROR i lived with for about a half hour was torturous . I couldn't talk and could only eat softs foods for that whole 30 minute time period.

I feel your pain!

 

[DISUNC]

I think I have an extra Xanax.

(digs around in the bottom of her purse....)

I had a friend whose wife gave him a linty Xanax, once...just once!

 

[DISUNC]

Sorry for how long this took, hope nobody died while I was off checking this out.

I asked my sister's husband's uncle's father's cousin's ex-MIL's neighbor's dog walker's son who used to live in Idaho to ask his girlfriend's mother's boss's best friend who works at Wal-Mart but stayed at the Poly once and took their refillable mug to ask her aunt's co-worker what it was when she had the exact same symptoms and she said her doctor's receptionist told her if she should get to the ER right away. I guess it's some bizarre new disease called "Possummitis" or something like that. You haven't been around any strange wildlife recently have you?

OMG! YOU KNOW CHARLEY TOO?????
Its a shame about his unfortunate accident in his Secretaries apartment. Who woulda thunk that he goes there to fix her plumbing and THAT happens!

Its a smalllllllllllllll world!

 

[DISUNC]

I would also get a tetnus shot even you did just have one last week. The chance of getting lockjaw is just too great of a risk! Not only might your jaw lock up, but it could move to your fingers too!

ITA! And after reading todays news...DONT DRINK COFFEE ...especially in your condition!

 

[Belle0101]

When I was digging around in there, I stabbed my finger on this old Avon pin I had back from 1973. I might need a rabies shot now.

I wonder if you can hire somebody to represent you in a civil suit against Avon? They really should have warning labels on those pins.

OMG! YOU KNOW CHARLEY TOO?????
Its a shame about his unfortunate accident in his Secretaries apartment. Who woulda thunk that he goes there to fix her plumbing and THAT happens!

Its a smalllllllllllllll world!

Well I know I never woulda thunk that about Good Ole Charley! I mean really!

 

[DISUNC]

Well I know I never woulda thunk that about Good Ole Charley! I mean really!

Like my mama ALWAYS told my Sisters...."It's the quiet ones ya gotta watch out for!"

And poor Charley, being mute and all!

 

[mirthmaiden]

I wonder if you can hire somebody to represent you in a civil suit against Avon? They really should have warning labels on those pins.

Well, I do have a couple of friends who are lawyers

 

[lovetoscrap]

I just dropped by to check in on you and see how you were doing. I didn't get to post yesterday, but you have been in my thoughts and prayers. But I see now that you have taken a turn for the worse.

Sounds like I may have to get my Grandma's prayer circle involved at this point. It sounds like it may be your only hope.

I'll go and call Grammy. I hope she has her hearing aid turned up loud enough this time. Last time I tried to get her involved in praying for DISers she thought her friend Myrtle had been buried in a sandbox.

 

[mirthmaiden]

I just dropped by to check in on you and see how you were doing. I didn't get to post yesterday, but you have been in my thoughts and prayers. But I see now that you have taken a turn for the worse.

Sounds like I may have to get my Grandma's prayer circle involved at this point. It sounds like it may be your only hope.

I'll go and call Grammy. I hope she has her hearing aid turned up loud enough this time. Last time I tried to get her involved in praying for DISers she thought her friend Myrtle had been buried in a sandbox.

Thank you, lovetoscrap, for your concern. It certainly does one good to know there are such thoughtful, caring people on the DIS. I hope Grammy will be careful when she gets up to reach for the phone. Once I fell and couldn't get up.

 

[tevagirl]

I had a friend whose wife gave him a linty Xanax, once...just once!

A linty xanax is better than no xanax at all. Unless we're talking belly button lint.

 

[CF'er]

Hopefully you were near the computer so you could post and ask how to get up.

What would we do without our friends on the DIS?

As long as it isn't on a race weekend, I'll come to your funeral.

 

[princess momma]

I wasn't sure what drew me to this thread. Then I realized it was the Xanax. I'm in.

I'm assuming there will be Xanax at the funeral, too.

 

[tevagirl]

I wasn't sure what drew me to this thread. Then I realized it was the Xanax. I'm in.

I'm assuming there will be Xanax at the funeral, too.

They'll be right next to the kleenex in the candy bowl.

 

[Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki]

Forget about Kleenex. We're having chocolate at my funeral.

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

Did someone say there will be Xanax and chocolate at a funeral? I'm in.

 

[mirthmaiden]

There will be complimentary Xanax, chocolate balls, and margarita-flavored Jelly Bellies. I've instructed my next of kin to pay for it with funds from the lump-sum settlement of my class-action lawsuit.

 

[romymichelle21]

There will be complimentary Xanax, chocolate balls, and margarita-flavored Jelly Bellies. I've instructed my next of kin to pay for it with funds from the lump-sum settlement of my class-action lawsuit.

The Avon lawsuit? DB is almost graduated from that there lawyerin' school - I'm sure he could help you pro bono

That is, uh, if we're invited to the funeral... the snacks sound tempting

I mean, I don't really know you, but I'd hate for you to die without being able to provide margarita flavored Jelly Bellies to your funeral guests

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

Offering to have your relatives serve margarita-flavored jelly bellies at your funeral is a good way to get knocked off. Watch you back. When you least expect it.....expect it.

 

[mirthmaiden]

The Avon lawsuit? DB is almost graduated from that there lawyerin' school - I'm sure he could help you pro bono

That is, uh, if we're invited to the funeral... the snacks sound tempting

I mean, I don't really know you, but I'd hate for you to die without being able to provide margarita flavored Jelly Bellies to your funeral guests

I will take all the free legal help I can get. Everybody is invited to my funeral (this is assuming I don't actually have to die to have a funeral because I would miss all of my DIS friends). And, you know me now, eh?