Potentially serious medical condition

:thumbsup2 Something for everyone!



Mirth's dungeon :cool2: I mean, basement. You know, where she keeps Kasey.

Just a reminder everyone: You must be up-to-date on your vaccinations! ::yes:: Rabies, tetanus, TB, parvo, mad cow disease, feline leukemia, black plague - all the good stuff.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:scared1:

My Mama didnt get me vaccinated and look what happened to my hair!:eek:
 
Maybe! Mirth will be alive for this funeral, I guess we shouldn't go killing her again.

Or... we could wear space suits, or come in a bubble! :rotfl:

I alsways had a secret desire to be "Bubble Boy"...he allways got the Hot chicks!:thumbsup2 Every guy needs a niche!
 
Don't forget the chocolate underwear.

I have a brown bra on today, does that count?
It is 20 degrees outside right now! BRRRRR!!! I think all my bad germs have been frozen, so i don't have to worry about any bad illnesses!
 
I have a brown bra on today, does that count?
It is 20 degrees outside right now! BRRRRR!!! I think all my bad germs have been frozen, so i don't have to worry about any bad illnesses!

Nope.

I have a tan bra and panties on today, but I just took a bite of my bra and it tasted nothing like chocolate.
 

Nope.

I have a tan bra and panties on today, but I just took a bite of my bra and it tasted nothing like chocolate.

but my bra is chocolate brown, so I say it counts! :snooty:

I forgot to tell everyone, I got a double papercut at work yesterday! I even still have a bandaid on it today. :sick: I thought of going to medical, but decided against it. I was afraid they might put me out of work for a few days. Also, since i work for an aerospace company, they would of probabaly had to of jacked up the price of our airplanes, which in turn would of jacked up airplane ticket prices for everyone here. I just couldn't do that to everyone. I'm hanging in there, but just hope it doesn't start gushing blood! :scared1:
 
but my bra is chocolate brown, so I say it counts! :snooty:

I forgot to tell everyone, I got a double papercut at work yesterday! I even still have a bandaid on it today. :sick: I thought of going to medical, but decided against it. I was afraid they might put me out of work for a few days. Also, since i work for an aerospace company, they would of probabaly had to of jacked up the price of our airplanes, which in turn would of jacked up airplane ticket prices for everyone here. I just couldn't do that to everyone. I'm hanging in there, but just hope it doesn't start gushing blood! :scared1:

Take a bite out of your bra and see.

I have a burn on my wrist and my long sleeves hit it just the wrong way. I'm thinking that a trip to the ER might be in order even though I've had it for a week. A deadly infection may be setting in, afterall.
 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:scared1:

My Mama didnt get me vaccinated and look what happened to my hair!:eek:

:eek: I think you must be radioactive!! Quick everyone - to the decontamination room!

I have a brown bra on today, does that count?

I say it counts too! :snooty: Cuz if DB's not there, I'm not wearing melted chocolate. Even if there are margarita Jelly Bellies and Xanax cake to be had.
 
You know... I just remembered... I have this itchy bug bite on my arm :scared1:

Maybe it's West Nile Virus??

Just kidding - it was an ant. And I'm not dying because I need to help all you diseased folk plan this party... er, funeral :3dglasses
 
Are you sure one of those pesky bugs in someone's sig didn't jump off the screen and bite you?
 
Are you sure one of those pesky bugs in someone's sig didn't jump off the screen and bite you?

:eek: Maybe that's it! But we know those aren't contagious - or else the whole DIS would have an outbreak of Ebola virus or something :confused3
 
Are you sure one of those pesky bugs in someone's sig didn't jump off the screen and bite you?

One of those bugs tried to get into my signature. I sprayed my OFF can and accidentally inhaled noxious fumes. My sinuses are all burned now. I can't smell anything except brussels sprouts.
 
One of those bugs tried to get into my signature. I sprayed my OFF can and accidentally inhaled noxious fumes. My sinuses are all burned now. I can't smell anything except brussels sprouts.

Brussels sprouts = :scared:

I'm hiring Mr. USB Chameleon to eat the buggies hangin' around DIS

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But nobody lick the chameleon, ok? You might get salmonella...
 
but my bra is chocolate brown, so I say it counts! :snooty:

I forgot to tell everyone, I got a double papercut at work yesterday! I even still have a bandaid on it today. :sick: I thought of going to medical, but decided against it. I was afraid they might put me out of work for a few days. Also, since i work for an aerospace company, they would of probabaly had to of jacked up the price of our airplanes, which in turn would of jacked up airplane ticket prices for everyone here. I just couldn't do that to everyone. I'm hanging in there, but just hope it doesn't start gushing blood! :scared1:

Well I for one thank-you for not seeking medical attention. :worship: You know, what with the recession and all.
 
I have a brown bra on today, does that count?

I have a tan bra and panties on today

I never wear a Bra!


well there was that one time in a cheap, tawdry, sleazy, hourly rate motel just outside Cincinatti...and the bra was placed on my head....therefore I was FORCED to dance the 'Ancient Dance of the Seduction Cha Cha"!

It was RED
 
I have an ingrown armpit hair, you don't see me whining about it:rolleyes: Put your big girl pants on and suck it up:rolleyes1 When you go, can I have your little racer friend? I loves me some NASCAR:banana:
 
Just checking in to see if there's a date and time for the party...er...I mean funeral.:sad1: It's a can't miss. Sounds like there will be a lot of sick people in pain. Maybe we can play games. Like guess who will be the first to kick the bucket. Any other game ideas?
 
Here, just keep drinking these. Things will get better.


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Well I for one thank-you for not seeking medical attention. :worship: You know, what with the recession and all.
anything I can do to help out! :)

Just checking in to see if there's a date and time for the party...er...I mean funeral.:sad1: It's a can't miss. Sounds like there will be a lot of sick people in pain. Maybe we can play games. Like guess who will be the first to kick the bucket. Any other game ideas?
spin the bottle?
 














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