Potentially serious medical condition

[freckles and boo]

Glad you are feeling better. Are your ears ringing, too? Maybe it is just me.

 

[Caropooh]

I would take extra precautions from now on! You never know when that sensation could come back!

 

[mirthmaiden]

I'm going to have a bonfire today. The offensively collared shirt is going in, as well as some old bills, love letters, and that copy of "Sweating to the Oldies."

 

[freckles and boo]

Fire is hot. Be careful.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Fire is hot. Be careful.

Oh. Right. Maybe I'd better alert the E.R. to stand by again.

 

[MareQ]

That's it - now I am pissed. It's been HOURS since I posted about my life threatening hang nail. I could have bled to death and none of you would have even noticed.

Now I am going to have to yage off of this thread because none of you took me seriously. What freaking good are all of you if you cannot take care of me when I have a very serious medical issue? Now I am upset, I am crying - oh my.... I am hyperventilating..... can't see....everything is blurry.... my head is throbbing.... See what you have done?... call 911... call an ambulance... call the National Guard... I think I may be dying...

 

[Hercules10]

See what you have done?... call 911... call an ambulance... call the National Guard... I think I may be dying...

Can I have your lunch then? I'm kinda hungry...

 

[mirthmaiden]

That's it - now I am pissed. It's been HOURS since I posted about my life threatening hang nail. I could have bled to death and none of you would have even noticed.

Now I am going to have to yage off of this thread because none of you took me seriously. What freaking good are all of you if you cannot take care of me when I have a very serious medical issue? Now I am upset, I am crying - oh my.... I am hyperventilating..... can't see....everything is blurry.... my head is throbbing.... See what you have done?... call 911... call an ambulance... call the National Guard... I think I may be dying...

I think I have an extra Xanax.

(digs around in the bottom of her purse....)

 

[shirleyb]

Mirth,
I'm so sorry that I wasn't around to help you in your time of need.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

That's it - now I am pissed. It's been HOURS since I posted about my life threatening hang nail. I could have bled to death and none of you would have even noticed.

Now I am going to have to yage off of this thread because none of you took me seriously. What freaking good are all of you if you cannot take care of me when I have a very serious medical issue? Now I am upset, I am crying - oh my.... I am hyperventilating..... can't see....everything is blurry.... my head is throbbing.... See what you have done?... call 911... call an ambulance... call the National Guard... I think I may be dying...

Sorry I wasn't there for you. I just couldn't be torn away from the raving lunatic thread. Besides I had to cook dinner. Are you ok???

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

I think I have an extra Xanax.

(digs around in the bottom of her purse....)

Be careful with that. It can also cause another potential medical problem.

 

[CF'er]

I was there for you MareQ. I think. I know I responded but too lazy to go see what I wrote. I had the ER on standby for all you folks. Even had a couple EMS trucks ready to come get you. No one called. I sat there all day waiting. Watching. Wondering. Worrying. Yet no one came. or called. Gee thanks a freaking lot.

 

[Caropooh]

I think I have an extra Xanax.

(digs around in the bottom of her purse....)

I have one! passes the bottle through the monitor

 

[Belle0101]

Sorry for how long this took, hope nobody died while I was off checking this out.

I asked my sister's husband's uncle's father's cousin's ex-MIL's neighbor's dog walker's son who used to live in Idaho to ask his girlfriend's mother's boss's best friend who works at Wal-Mart but stayed at the Poly once and took their refillable mug to ask her aunt's co-worker what it was when she had the exact same symptoms and she said her doctor's receptionist told her if she should get to the ER right away. I guess it's some bizarre new disease called "Possummitis" or something like that. You haven't been around any strange wildlife recently have you?

 

[romymichelle21]

Man, I missed all the good stuff!

I guess that 24 "death" bug is going around

Glad everyone is now recovered (I think?) and enjoying their Xanax

 

[mirthmaiden]

Be careful with that. It can also cause another potential medical problem.

When I was digging around in there, I stabbed my finger on this old Avon pin I had back from 1973. I might need a rabies shot now.

 

[Caropooh]

When I was digging around in there, I stabbed my finger on this old Avon pin I had back from 1973. I might need a rabies shot now.

I would also get a tetnus shot even you did just have one last week. The chance of getting lockjaw is just too great of a risk! Not only might your jaw lock up, but it could move to your fingers too!

 

[Sthronds]

Mirth, I feel so bad for you. All these horrible ailments. I've heard they are doing experimental procedures on a little island in the arctic ocean. You might look into that. It may be your only hope.

 

[Hercules10]

I've heard they are doing experimental procedures on a little island in the arctic ocean. You might look into that. It may be your only hope.

I'd suggest that island in the Caribbean doing experimental medicine.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Not only might your jaw lock up, but it could move to your fingers too!

That would be a tragedy of epic proportions.

I've heard they are doing experimental procedures on a little island in the arctic ocean.

Arctic? No. I think I would rather just die. That's OK. Don't worry about me.