Potentially serious medical condition

[DisneyfeverTN]

Why do I have images of someone in Malaysia strangling a little Mirthmaiden voodoo doll?

 

[mirthmaiden]

Why do I have images of someone in Malaysia strangling a little Mirthmaiden voodoo doll?

THAT'S IT! I'm sure that's why I have that choking feeling. Maybe instead of going to the E.R., I need to find a voodoo shop to get some hocus pocus anti-curse stuff.

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

THAT'S IT! I'm sure that's why I have that choking feeling. Maybe instead of going to the E.R., I need to find a voodoo shop to get some hocus pocus anti-curse stuff.

I'm not sure, but you might want to take a rat's tail, three shiny pennies, a pound of dark chocolate and five wet ones, put them in a red bag, tie it with a shoe lace, and bury it in your yard the two days.

Dig it up and eat the chocolate. Wipe your face with the wet ones. Throw the rat's tail as long as far as you can. Buy candy with the pennies. Use the red bag for toiletries on your next disney trip. I think you will feel fine within 24 hours.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

THAT'S IT! I'm sure that's why I have that choking feeling. Maybe instead of going to the E.R., I need to find a voodoo shop to get some hocus pocus anti-curse stuff.

You should call Tom Cruise. He is an 'authority on the mind'. I'm sure he can help. I also think you should go and wreck the store where you bought the shirt. That will definately help with the fits of rage.

 

[MareQ]

It's hard to say. Is there anyting the size of a hamster involved with your tight feeling? If so I say go - if not - heck go anyway. What's the worst that can happen?

By the way I am milking a hang nail today. DH thinks I am being a big fat baby but I really think an emergency call to my Doctor is in order. I mean - what if I bleed to death when I am not paying attention to it?

 

[CF'er]

MareQ you really need to have a poll on this subject.

 

[Sthronds]

Oh, I've had hangnails that have occasionally caused me to have to wear a band -aid. It's serious business. You should see a specialist.

Mirth, did you try Tahitian oil? That could help. Or hinder. At least you'd smell good.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Mirth, did you try Tahitian oil? That could help. Or hinder. At least you'd smell good.

Yes. That's an idea. Smelling good would take my mind off being bumpy.

 

[Cool-Beans]

OK, mirthmaiden, I have to ask because I've been wondering for a long time. Who is the guy in your avatar? Husband? Son? Boyfriend?

Were I a betting girl, I'd go with son, but I'm usually wrong, so rarely bet. Nice looking guy, though.

 

[CF'er]

*GASP*

I'll give you a hint..... think NASCAR!!!! I'll go try to revive Mirth now. She thinks the world revolves around him. *wink wink*

 

[Cool-Beans]

*GASP*

I'll give you a hint..... think NASCAR!!!! I'll go try to revive Mirth now. She thinks the world revolves around him. *wink wink*

Oop, sorry.

Don't follow Nascar. Can ya tell? Mea culpa.

 

[mirthmaiden]

OK, mirthmaiden, I have to ask because I've been wondering for a long time. Who is the guy in your avatar? Husband? Son? Boyfriend?

Were I a betting girl, I'd go with son, but I'm usually wrong, so rarely bet. Nice looking guy, though.

Yeah, he's my husband. That's the ticket

*GASP*

I'll give you a hint..... think NASCAR!!!! I'll go try to revive Mirth now. She thinks the world revolves around him. *wink wink*

It DOES you silly girl

Cool-Beans - it's Kasey Kahne. He's "one of my little racing friends."

 

[Caropooh]

Yeah, he's my husband. That's the ticket



It DOES you silly girl

Cool-Beans - it's Kasey Kahne. He's "one of my little racing friends."

He's a local guy for me! I live about 1/2 hour away from where he is from!

 

[#1hockeymom]

Yesterday I was wearing this shirt that fits me fine, but the collar is too tight. It annoyed me all day long. I changed into my pj's and I can still feel the tight collar! I awakened from my sleep because of the trauma

I'm thinking about going to the E.R.

Have you called any relatives? If you're in really bad shape and run up your credit cards I've heard you can get free vacations! I'm sure if you're sick you could even get an extra week out of it!

 

[romymichelle21]

It's not a ghost. It's Kasey

He decided he loves you , and put on his invisibility cloak to come surprise you - but when he got there, something made him very jealous .

Have you done anything lately that would anger Kasey?

 

[mirthmaiden]

Have you done anything lately that would anger Kasey?

That would never happen. In fact, I recently told a friend I wouldn't move to California because I'm sure Kasey would be upset if I left the mid-atlantic vicinity.

 

[DisneyfeverTN]

All I can say is if it is caused by the burger you ordered with mayo, mustard, pickles and onions to the side and fries, slightly salted, a light-medium-dark golden brown, then you might be out of luck. There are 48 ways to serve a burger. Your waitress must not have known.

 

[famofsix]

Do not take any medications! There are serious side effects associated with medications including but not limited to soreness in places not allowed to mention on the DIS but on TV commercials after 8 PM and redness, tenderness, rash, difficulty breathing, headache, nausea, depression, hyper-activity and swelling.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Do not take any medications! There are serious side effects associated with medications including but not limited to soreness in places not allowed to mention on the DIS but on TV commercials after 8 PM and redness, tenderness, rash, difficulty breathing, headache, nausea, depression, hyper-activity and swelling.

I have all of those symptoms sometimes.

I could be killed.

 

[romymichelle21]

Do not take any medications! There are serious side effects associated with medications including but not limited to soreness in places not allowed to mention on the DIS but on TV commercials after 8 PM and redness, tenderness, rash, difficulty breathing, headache, nausea, depression, hyper-activity and swelling.

You forgot death and "anal leakage"