SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
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1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"
2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
3. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
4. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
5. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and butthead's.
6. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
7. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
8. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
9. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
3. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
4. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
5. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and butthead's.
6. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
7. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
8. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
9. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
