Well, I could promise to have no fun. Um.........but I'd be lying.
Okay, funny teacher story. My class is waiting to go to the restroom, but some 3rd graders are in there. Actually, my class was in line to go, and some of them had gone, and then 3rd grade teachers let theirs come unsupervised and they just go in without regard for our lines.......but anyway, the third graders were in and were taking a while, so I opened the bathroom door and there was a cluster of girls just talking with all these open stalls. So I told them to get out so the second graders could go. All did immediately, actually they started before I said anything, I have a reputation.

All but one. She started to go into a stall. I told her no. She obviously didn't need to go, or she would have. She had made my kids wait, she needed to come out now. So then the sink to wash hands is in the hall, all started towards it and I said no, you didn't go, you don't need to wash hands. All went back to class.........but one. You guessed it, the same one that didn't listen before. She reached over and got some soap and told me, "I have soap already". I looked at her, took a paper towel, took her hand, wiped the soap off her hand, and said, "Nice to meet you, I'm Mrs. Vz, ask your friends about me."

She glared at me, turned on her heel and stalked off to class.