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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look
terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a
cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm
fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but
the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great,
really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The
last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over
the ship. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "You couldn't have
lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Nah, it was my first day with the hook."
haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look
terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine."
"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a
cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm
fine, really."
"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but
the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great,
really."
"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The
last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over
the ship. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "You couldn't have
lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Nah, it was my first day with the hook."
