Another lurker coming out of the woodwork! I love your reports! I am constantly smiling or laughing when reading them.
Much better than having gas and bloating!! 
I'm in Knoxville so I think of your reports every time we pass the big white cross/porn shop!
That is such a tender compliment!! 
AND while we were down in the World last week, we were in line at TOT and there was this HUGE group of young guys (18 of them). They were talking about what they were going to do for the picture and someone mentioned pulling their shirts up. The CM overheard them and said, the ride WILL stop if you do that.....
Well we get in another elevator and right before we drop, the ride stops and it's announced TWICE " please keep all articles of clothing on" Why they went ahead and did that beats me! But I had to think of the Space Mountain picture!