People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[justskip70003]

a mother telling her young son in line for buzz lightyear on a hot HOT july day that her a@# was so wet with sweat that shes gonna be chaft for a month.

 

[CanadianBacon]

a family during rope drop at MK said "lets do Space Mountain first it sounds pretty fun", so they go their, im heading towards buzz, they are completly clueless as to why no CM is their and their is no way in they walk around the back and around the area and completly missed the signs that said SPACE MOUNTAIN CLOSED FOR REFURBISHMENT. keep in mind this was last June too. it was hilarious

 

[blanq]

A little off topic, but I have to tell you. My DS once made a disney-related comment waiting in line at Costco that still makes me to this day.

DS was 5. We were visting my parents in Palm Springs and were in line at Costco to pay for our merchandise. Four people up from us was a woman about 80 years old with bleach blond dyed and teased hair, dressed in pink (pink cowboy hat, t-shirt, leggings, high heals, purse) from head-to-toe with an amazing amount of plastic surgery to boot. She was a sight to behold, and I watched DS look at her intently for the longest time. Finally, he leans over to my family and quietly says "I think that lady has been watching a little too much Disney". My DH, me and parents about died with laughter. It wasn't quiet enough though because the lady directly in line ahead of us turned around, leaned down to my son and said "you've got that right!"

 

[Rain King]

It's amazing what you see and hear at WDW, it's like people lose their minds there. This Sun my wife and I saw a young mother, in the USA cafeteria, screaming and hitting her very young daughter, saying, take it like a big girl, then she hit the very young son.

Did she take some crazy pills???

 

[GraceLuvsWDW]

A very drunk twenty something in line during F&W in Epcot said "After this lets go ride Fantasmic!"

 

[MYD714]

We were on the boat from WL to MK. A girl pointed at the Contemporary and said, "Dad, what's that?" He responded, "Space Mountain."

I almost burst out laughing!

 

[d23cndrela]

Well for me it was back in January. My cousin and I were waiting for the train at the Main st. Station. There was a large family waiting behind us. Presumably The Grandmother of the group turns to one of the people with her and asks if they had seen the commercials on the TV for " that Blizzard Beach", and Then asked if that was real snow. And how they get it to stay in Florida. We laughed about the rest of our trip!

 

[DisneyFanSince71]

When on a roller coaster that is pulled up a hill and has nervous passengers will say to his companion in a loud voice; "isn't this the hill where the other roller coaster fell off"

 

[joan4mickey]

Love these kind of threads-they make me laugh out loud!

A couple of years ago we were in line for Dumbo and a dad and his kids were behind us. As we got to a point where one can see other rides, the dad says "Is that the Snow White and 12 dwarfs ride?" My girls and I just laughed.

I fear you may quote something you hear me and my family say, as we get ticked by the silly things we hear and will repeat them to see if we get a reaction from those around us.

 

[notsosnowwhite]

Not so much a comment as an experience:

A family of 4 are waiting in line for Big Thunder Mountain. DS 6 is very content to be riding while his older brother is throwing a fit...and I mean a fit! He is crying and saying that he doesn't want to ride over and over again. DM and DD kept telling the DS that he will LOVE it and they want him to ride it! People are looking at them and even a CM asks the DM if the boy is okay...to which she responds, "Oh, he's just fine." What mean parents!!!!

OH YEAH......THAT WAS MY FAMILY!!!

Yep, he rode it.....Yep, he LOVED IT!!! We rode it a total of 5 times that day!!!

Love it! I always swore I would not be that parent...and then I had kids. Sometimes you just KNOW.

 

[RedPanda]

OK, I've told this one on here before, but I'm telling it again. It still cracks my husband and I up whenever we remember it. We were waiting in line for HM on a chilly December day, and we overheard a man complaining to his wife: "It's so cold! I didn't know it was going to be cold. Why didn't you bring my jacket? Why didn't you tell me it was going to be cold??"

Meanwhile, she and their two sons were dressed warmly and seemed perfectly comfortable, except for embarrassment at their whiny husband/dad.

 

[Sammy]

DH and I were sitting on a swing at the Poly beach and Wishes had just started. A dad and young boy were walking the pathway behind us:

boy: "Look! Fireworks!"
Dad: "Yeah, those are the Epcot fireworks"
boy: "But dad, that's the castle"
Dad: I know, but those are the Epcot fireworks.

What the heck?!?! DH and I just cracked up!!

 

[Jeanieblue114]

While in a bathroom at AK I heard a woman say to her friend "I can handle Tower of Terror and Space Mountain, but those self-flushing toilets scare the crap out of me."

 

[MomofKatie]

We were on the same boat with another family at PotC. There were 2 older ladies with the group, and as the boat went through the first scene, the ladies kept asking, "Will we get wet? I don't want to get wet! You kids are in big trouble if we get wet!" They saw the Davey Jones mist effect, and freaked out, saying that they were going to get wet, how could their family let them get wet, and they hated being wet. The closer they came to the vapor screen, the louder they screamed- they were both trying to scoot out of the way of the "water".

As soon as they went under and realized they wouldn't get wet, they both smacked the other family members, now laughing hysterically, and yelled at them for scaring them. It was really funny.

 

[GingerJay]

I completely agree

While in a bathroom at AK I heard a woman say to her friend "I can handle Tower of Terror and Space Mountain, but those self-flushing toilets scare the crap out of me."

 

[crazycatlady]

While in a bathroom at AK I heard a woman say to her friend "I can handle Tower of Terror and Space Mountain, but those self-flushing toilets scare the crap out of me."[/QUOTE

This is so funny! Our first trip to DW was when my DD was 2 yrs. old and almost completely potty trained. The first time she used one of the self-flushing toilets it scared the heck out of her and she refused to use the bathrooms at DW for the whole rest of the trip. I had to put pull-ups back on her because I was scared that she would make herself sick "holding it" until we got back to our condo. For a year after, before she would use a toilet in a public bathroom, she would ask me, "Does it go loud?"

 

[mefordis]

A very drunk twenty something in line during F&W in Epcot said "After this lets go ride Fantasmic!"

So far this is the only one that's made me crack up!

 

[omghidanielle]

My husband and I were somewhere in the Land and overheard the following conversation between a little boy and their father, that he was driving crazy

Kid: "Hey, hey Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"
Dad: "What?"
Kid: "What does Hakuna Matata mean?"
Dad: "It means...have a good day."


It was the first day of our trip, and we joked about every day (and ever since! just about!)

 

[dumbocutie]

DD was 3 years old and standing in line for the Jungle Cruise. She unfortunately was about butt level with all the adults. Someone in the snaking line next to us let out a smelly gas emmission. She turns to me and says, I don't want to go on this ride it smells. I quickly picked her up to give her some fresher air and reassured her the ride does not smell.

We laugh about it to this day!

 

[Fantasmic23]

I don't want to go on this ride it smells.

LMAO!!!