People waiting in line say the darndest things!

[lucyem]

My sister took her family to Disney when her now teenage son was just a toddler...I wasn't along for this trip. She called us the night they were leaving MK. They had been there all day and her little one had ridden the rides all day and she said he was so tired but looked up at her so innocently and said "Mommy when are we going to Disney World?". As they say out of the mouths of babes...

Last month we drove to Disney (23 driving hours) a lot of the car ride was "are we in Florida yet?". So there we were on our last day at Disney on a dark quiet bus and my 4 yr old says loudly "are we in Florida yet?" I could hear laughter all over the bus LOL

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

DH and I were waiting in line at the security bag check entering EPCOT through the International Gateway. There was a young girl (maybe 4 or 5 years old) with her mom and dad at the bag check across from us with a very friendly, chatty CM. The CM took notice of the young girl's pin lanyard and was asking her questions about the pins-- including asking her if she knew 'who that man is' (while pointing to a pin of Walt Disney). The little girl paused for a few seconds and then responded "I don't really know who he is, but my Dad told me he's dead". DH and I lost it, and so did the CM... the little girl was just so serious and innocent... the CM didn't even know how to respond (and I think her parents were mortified!) ...The things that come out of the mouths of babes!!!

This happen to us! My DD (2 1/2) was waiting line and wanted to hold my lanyard. She saw a pin and asked who it was. I told her it was Walt Disney, and he died a long time ago. While when we got up to the CM, She shows the CM the pin. The CM says," I see him every day in MK." My DD yells at the CM,"No you don't! Cuz mommy said he's dead!." (Pionting her little finger at me.) The CM turned to us and said," wow never gotten that one before." I could hear the giggling behind us. The lady behind us did commented on how well my DD could speak.

 

[MM27]

OT but...OMG! You just brought a tear to my eye while I laughed because it reminded me of my Dear Dad..Years ago when I was about 12 my family went to niagara falls and visited the Wax Museum....

Well Dad walks up to the woman behind the booth and repeatedly asks her for 5 tickets..she keeps ignoring him, he is getting frustrated, starts tapping on the glass and finally ..you guessed it..someone comes up and offers to help him on the OTHER side of the entrance where the REAL cashier was,he had been talking to a wax figure

Us kids thought it was the funniest thing we had ever seen and Dad was 50 shades of red but took it well....bless his soul...

he has been gone for 19 years and your story brought me right back to that day and him...Thankyou so much....

My mom did something similar at a wax museum. We were walking around noting the ones that looked realistic and she went up to a male figure, slid her hand down the side of his face and said, "look how real this one looks" He smiled at her

 

[mickin]

we were in line for space mtn. and two ladies with there kids were talking about when they gave birth to their kids...ewww please

 

[wishspirit]

This has been the most fantastic thread! I wish I had something to contribute!

While in a bathroom at AK I heard a woman say to her friend "I can handle Tower of Terror and Space Mountain, but those self-flushing toilets scare the crap out of me."

My youngest daughter was 7 the last time we were in Disney. She has special needs and is very small for her size and also on the autism spectrum. She was tired of walking and trying to keep up with everyone. Her feet hurt, but she didn't know how to tell us that. We figured out what she meant though when she said "Mom, my shoes keep bossing me around." Too cute

Awwww! That is so adorable! I wish my shoes would stop bossing me around at Disney too!

 

[donnajz]

This is something DD15 and I watched happen last trip...not funny, but definitely worth mentioning.

We were in line at TOT. In front of us was a father, son about 14 and a very pretty daughter about 17. The daughter had on a white top with little pockets in the front. She looked down at her top and noticed somehow melted chocolate ended up in her pocket. She said "Dad, do you have a napkin?" He was talking to ther son. Again, while she's holding out her top so it didn't get on her skin, she said "Dad, do you have a napkin?" He looked at her and said "No, why"? She just held out her top and showed in the melted chocolate. He took the top in his hands, raised to his mouth, and licked it off. She looked at us horried, and DD15 and I couldn't help but laugh. Poor girl was mortified!

 

[TillyMarigold]

I actually got this working @ Disney MGM in 1997...a lot of CM's would get this A LOT! I did not believe it until I heard it!

The KTTK tour guide talked to us about this. She said that when people ask it, what they really mean is "What time will the 3:00 parade get *here*?" and/or "Is this a good place to see the 3:00 parade from?"

 

[ZephyrHawk]

How about one heard in the ride. a DBF was telling his DGF on ToT how it was NOT scary, and that she had nothing to freak out about. They were older teenagers, and he said that she needed to grow up and realize that there was nothing scary about Disney World - it was the safest place around. She was still nervous, but got on the ride. During the drops, the DBF was SCREAMING like a little girl - ridiculously high pitched. DGF was just laughing at him.

He and I didn't last long after that Disney trip, but at least I will always remember his girly screaming!

Reminds me of the first time I rode ToT. There was a whole row of frat boys behind us laughing at the poor sap in the front row who was whimpering and cringing as we approached the drop portion (I have one phobia, and it's falling). Then they screamed like little girls once the doors opened up.

 

[Chip's My Hero]

And I'm sure after that she always listened and did what Mom & Dad told her!?

Sure...yeah...always! LOL

 

[Book Belle]

This didn't happen at Disney, but it's just too good, not to post.
We were at a local water park with some friends of ours last summer. My friend and I were waiting at the bottom of a HUGE water slide with our cameras, while waiting for my DDs, DH, and her DD and DH to come down. The slide required riders to ride in a tube, and ended in a pool about 5 foot deep.
While waiting to get a shot of my kids we seen many other people come down, the one that me and my friend will never forget was a lady and what I assume was her DH.
She was decked out in a fancy shimmery bikini, a ton of jewelery, with about a ton and a half of make-up, and a very poofy 80's hairdo. As they landed in the pool, their tube dumped both of them. Her DH came up laughing. She on the other hand, came up screaming at the top of her lungs to him. "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WOULD GET WET!" Meanwhile her makeup was running, and her hair was plastered to her head. She got out and stormed off to the bathroom.
HELLO! You are at a WATER PARK, on a WATER SLIDE, what did you think would happen????
My friend and I just looked at each other and tried to keep a straight face, until we couldn't hold it in any longer, and busted out laughing, along with several others. I did feel sorry for her DH though, you know that poor man caught H**L the rest of the day.
After that we got on a ride with the family, much like KALI RIVER RAPIDS. Of course we got soaked, but without missing a beat, we looked at each other and at the same time screamed, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WOULD GET WET". We busted out laughing, our families thought we has lost our mind until we told them the story.

You would be surprised how much this happens at a water park. I lifeguard at a water park in Illinois during the summer, and I hear stuff like this several times a day. Even when people in line can clearly see people coming off the ride COMPLETELY SOAKED, they are still surprised/angry that they got wet!

 

[loveWDWalways]

This was last August, and I think in the MK, passing by Liberty Square:

The DW to her DH: "Your MOTHER, ugh! ...." I guess she wasn't a fan of her DMIL!

 

[TillyMarigold]

You sure it was August and not September? I definitely had that conversation there with my DH the week after Labor Day.

The gist of it, in our case, is that my sister-in-law and mother-in-law are like oil and water. My sister-in-law had a near fatal accident during our trip [lest you think we're horrible people for continuing our vacation, (1) she has them fairly often and (2) she lives in England, so it's not like we could go to her] and my mother-in-law was all "But what about my needs?" and kept making my s-i-l feel worse and upsetting her (and it was a head injury, she was expressly supposed to be keeping quiet and calm). So I distinctly remember saying that to my DH as we were leaving the Hall of Presidents on the way to the riverboat. And, er, in the Writer's Stop ... in Sci-Fi ... at Fantasmic ... while waiting in line for It's a Small World ...

 

[torinsmom]

You would be surprised how much this happens at a water park. I lifeguard at a water park in Illinois during the summer, and I hear stuff like this several times a day. Even when people in line can clearly see people coming off the ride COMPLETELY SOAKED, they are still surprised/angry that they got wet!

We were at the waterpark part of Carowinds(amusement park in NC) a few summers ago with our church. Some of the men were in this part where you can climb, dump water on people, or shoot them with huge water guns. They were having a great time, but I guess the water kept getting on a lady who was sitting in a lounge chair nearby and she went to the lifeguard to complain. Do you know the lifeguards told the men they could not use the guns anymore? I thought that was crazy and said to them very loudly--"You'd think a WATER park would be somewhere you could play with WATER!" LOL

 

[NMAmy]

I found another one of these while flipping through one of my old scrapbooks the other night. We were outside Bibbidi Boppidi Boutique at DTD and saw a mother and her dd coming out. The mother turned to the dd and said, "Well, you may look like a princess but you are certainly NOT acting like one!"

 

[MusicMouse]

We were in China in the World Showcase doing a Kim Possible Mission last month. My DS6 sees Mulan, who was standing alone, and edges up to her and says quietly, "We're on a secret mission. We just tracked Lord Monkey Fist and his Monkey Ninjas to this hotel." Without missing a beat Mulan says, "Lord Monkey Fist is in there AGAIN? The last time he stayed there it took us a week to get the monkey smell out!"

 

[Camping Griswalds]

My DD, who is also 5, refers to the pair as Chicken Dale... and no amount of discussion will change her mind.

Also, while we were at Epcot over MLK weekend in January, DD was telling us what she'd learned about "Martin Lou, third king" at school. My DS, 9 years old, corrected her saying "His name is Martin Luther King, but he wasn't actually a king." DD replied, "Yes he was! He was the THIRD king. And he made people march."

I love Chicken Dale!!!!!!!!!!





When my DD was 4, she rode Test Track for the very first time. She did not yell or scream, but the look of stress on her poor face was awful. When she got off, she promptly said, "Stupid Car!!!" and walked away mad.

 

[seobaina]

We were in China in the World Showcase doing a Kim Possible Mission last month. My DS6 sees Mulan, who was standing alone, and edges up to her and says quietly, "We're on a secret mission. We just tracked Lord Monkey Fist and his Monkey Ninjas to this hotel." Without missing a beat Mulan says, "Lord Monkey Fist is in there AGAIN? The last time he stayed there it took us a week to get the monkey smell out!"

 

[doodlesmommy]

We were in China in the World Showcase doing a Kim Possible Mission last month. My DS6 sees Mulan, who was standing alone, and edges up to her and says quietly, "We're on a secret mission. We just tracked Lord Monkey Fist and his Monkey Ninjas to this hotel." Without missing a beat Mulan says, "Lord Monkey Fist is in there AGAIN? The last time he stayed there it took us a week to get the monkey smell out!"

Priceless! I needed that laugh all morning long.

 

[Damhsa04]

This past July my friend and I were on the bus. We past the studios and could see the back of Tower of Terror. One woman said to another woman, "is that... is that the Tower of terror?" and the other woman said, "no, that's just another hotel."

Then we were in Epcot in the Moracco pavillion. We were exploring the Fez House and a family came in and a little boy said, "Where are we?! Are we in CHINA?!"

We keep repeating these lines to each other where ever we go.

 

[HicksWDW]

Hubby and I were staying at AKL and standing on our balcony looking at the animals. We heard someone next door come out onto their balcony (couldn't see them) and pass gas LOUDLY! We started silently giggling. A minute later the wife comes out, states "God, these animals just stink!", and husband innocently replies "Yeah, I know"! We couldn't handle it and had to run into our room laughing. That was 7 years ago and we still having laughing fits remembering it!

That's freakin funny!!