Peeps 2. The Sweaty Asian Strikes Back. Pt 2. Feb '10. 2/21-Final Chapter. Link to TR

[The coal furnace was replaced with oil around 1945, the fruit storage was long since emptied because canning is a lost art.

I love to can!! Before I left, I canned EVERYTHING! Fruit, jams, even stews and soups and salsa! Saved me a ton of money! I can't wait to get back and fill up my pantry again!
 
There's some sort of documentary about the space shuttle on. The dude was talking about how dangerous meteroites were. He said if the shuttle encountered one, It could cause a catastrophic "explosive decompression". I was like, Dude!. Same thing happens to me every time I encounter a Golden Corral.

That's how I wound up on the do not serve list. My picture's by the greeter's podium with a Nuke Fallout symbol over it. How was I supposed to know there was gas main under the building? Darned poor planning if you ask me. They still refer to it as the great Bubba Blast of '04.

The "Do Not Serve" list! :lmao:
 

Obviously I missed some hilariously funny stuff. Uncooked shrimp just recently went on my toxic list. Going back to find out the whole story.
 
The only one I've been hurt with was not electric. I stuck a chisel in my thumb. (Makes me think of that old Saturday Night Live bit with Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest where they'd describe all these painful things they did to themselves and after each one say, "Oh, I hate when I do that".)

:lmao::lmao: I remember darn near laughing myself into leakage when this came out!! So funny!

That's how I wound up on the do not serve list. My picture's by the greeter's podium with a Nuke Fallout symbol over it. How was I supposed to know there was gas main under the building? Darned poor planning if you ask me. They still refer to it as the great Bubba Blast of '04.

Anyway, enjoying the nightly banter there Jordo! Love the updates. Wait, I think I said that already in an earlier post. Whatever. I love 'em so much I'll say it again. Which I believe I just did. Back there. A couple of sentences ago.

And this....

I'm assuming the similarities of a Bubba Blast and a Lacto Bomb are pretty close. (Hopefully there will never be cause for a side by side comparrison. Talk about an instantaneous four flush facility...they might have to shut part of the park down. .

And this...

with my luck it will be the same bushes..

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:lmao::lmao:

your nuclear rear end is too funny!


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And all of these...

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
 
I could never sleep without some form of clothing on because with my luck the one time I didn't there'd be an earth quake, and there'd I'd be on the 6 o'clock news buck naked standing in the middle of the street....not a pretty sight.

And my hubby wonders why I rush to get dressed again after...well...you can figure it out. ;)


I honestly love reading the banter every morning. Makes my day that much better. :D

Jordan, how's the weather so far today?
 
Jordan, your weather luck has floated over to Florida. We have a Tornado Watch in effect for Northren Florida until 4:00p.m. today. People said it is getting really nasty out there. I wouldn't know because I am sucked in a dungeon downtown known as a courthouse. No windows in sight, But on the other hand I have the rhythemic sounds of the prisoners in the holding take to keep me entertained.;)
 
That's what I was thinking, but we built a subway in LA soo...hmmm....I wonder where I could find out that info...Basements come in so handy...

Yes, they do! When we lived in Nashville, we had a basement (more like a cellar, just bare earth walls) in our hundred year old home, but all the new homes were built without basements. Weird thing is, they have a LOT of tornadoes there, but never heard of an earthquake in the area. So I always wondered why they stopped building them. In St.Louis we get tornadoes and earthquakes - both rarely, but they do happen - but EVERYone has a basement - full of junk.

The only one I've been hurt with was not electric. I stuck a chisel in my thumb. (Makes me think of that old Saturday Night Live bit with Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest where they'd describe all these painful things they did to themselves and after each one say, "Oh, I hate when I do that".)

I always loved that skit! They don't make that show like they used to, do they?!

I love to can!! Before I left, I canned EVERYTHING! Fruit, jams, even stews and soups and salsa! Saved me a ton of money! I can't wait to get back and fill up my pantry again!

Why don't they call it "jarring," instead of canning?
 
Clear right now. Tomorrow is supposed to be the worst day of the week.

Thanks. I'll be sleeping with my clothes on.....

How are you today?? They are showing all the rain and mudslides in Ca. over here on our local news. Hope all is well with you.
 
I love to can!! Before I left, I canned EVERYTHING! Fruit, jams, even stews and soups and salsa! Saved me a ton of money! I can't wait to get back and fill up my pantry again!
Those weren't my words, Jordy asked why there weren't basements in Cali, so I dug to find some information and part of what you took from was someone else's words. :) I love canned jams and jellies! We grew up on a natural garden (known now as a organic garden :rolleyes:) and we helped my mom can jams, jellies, veggies of all kinds. We of course stored them in our basement. :) When we moved from CO. back to Kansas we lived on these veggies for quite a while and when we had to start buying from the store I remember thinking how gross canned veggies from the store were.

mmmmmm........
::yes::


Ethel reporting in !!! Has anyone seen Lucy ????:lmao:

Going to get my Mickey Mail shortly!!!:banana::banana::banana:

:banana::banana: ::MickeyMo Mail!!!

:rotfl2: Glad you're following proper etiquette.
Awww, yes. G.B., known for his etiquette in the poof department. :laughing:

And my hubby wonders why I rush to get dressed again after...well...you can figure it out. ;)
:eek: I don't know what else to say......:rotfl:

Jordan, how's the weather so far today?
Yes, wondering the same thing myself. You doing OK?

Jarring is what happens on Star Tours, Space Mountain, and Dinosaur. Canning is what happens when one is "able". I guess.

Amen Sister! I don't do those rides just for that reason. That was a pretty funny and well thought out answer! :laughing: :thumbsup2

after you shower?

Uuuuh, Yeah! That's what she meant! :rotfl:

How are you today?? They are showing all the rain and mudslides in Ca. over here on our local news. Hope all is well with you.

Yes. Hoping all is well. :thumbsup2
 
Awww, yes. G.B., known for his etiquette in the poof department. :laughing:
To do otherwise would be uncivlized. But it was Jordan who observed the hard and fast rule of stall selection as printed in the MANual. He is both a gentleman and a poofer.

OH, and Winkers - LOVED the emoticons!
 
Jordan, how's the weather so far today?

Jordan, your weather luck has floated over to Florida. We have a Tornado Watch in effect for Northren Florida until 4:00p.m. today. People said it is getting really nasty out there. I wouldn't know because I am sucked in a dungeon downtown known as a courthouse. No windows in sight, But on the other hand I have the rhythemic sounds of the prisoners in the holding take to keep me entertained.;)

I wonder if he's curled up in his closet, waiting for the storm to pass?

:rotfl2: I just pictured a "peep hiding in the closet" picture!

How are you today?? They are showing all the rain and mudslides in Ca. over here on our local news. Hope all is well with you.

Lol. Maybe. :D


It was pretty mild in comparison to a few days ago. It is very windy right now. Expecting rain bands all the way until tomorrow night just not steady rain. It's supposed to be cold. It's about 50 right now--cold for SoCal.

May have to get a pic of me somewhere in my house..:rolleyes1
 















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