Peeps 2. The Sweaty Asian Strikes Back. Pt 2. Feb '10. 2/21-Final Chapter. Link to TR

[*Seanaci*]

Roflmao!!!

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long while! Between Jordan admitting he dookied in his pants...to Winkers grandma story...my oh my!

What's funny is that my husband knows when I'm laughing/giggling/chuckling, I MUST be on the Dis. And he was so right today. So today he had to come in and read what I'd just read to figure out what was so funny. After reading, he just shook his head, grinned and walked away.

Thanks for making my day!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

All right. With the abundance of potty talk on here tonight, I'll post something I happened to read today in one my favorite tomes: the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series. The Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader, to be exact.

I proudly display 4 volumes of Uncle John's and the Redneck Bathroom reader on the shelf above the throne.

What's up with that? I always leave one stall at the very least.....

Seriously! It's in the MANual. I actually saw a urinal etiquette quiz one time.

unless your my 2 yr old niece who yells at the top of her lungs "I FARTED" in restraunts.

Reminds me of the time my youngest went running up to mom during the middle of church choir practice and yelled “My daddy farted in the car and it made mommy really mad!” The MIL Story had me rolling.

hahaha

It reminds me of my cousin's first communion. During his sermon, the priest said that sometimes we need a sense of humour. Prayer doesn't need to be like a life or death situation. That we need to relax a bit, and enjoy it.

Excellent point to remember.

It's even weirder at a urinal, with no walls.

Dang skippy. Privacy panels ought to be building code.

 

[DisneyLaura]

Jordan I do laundry!!!!!! I hadn't even heard about mosquito repellent !!!

This I heard at a picnic I went to over the summer - a co-worker said this so my boss went into her house and we all had fabric sheets sticking out of our shirts - it was a lovely site but I will say it worked

Here's my happy homemaker tip of the day..I made a bunch of these as Christmas presents and people LOVED them!

Everlasting Fabric Softener Sheet:

Go to the dollar store and buy a two pack (or however many you want) of washclothes. Pour enough liquid fabric softener in the bottom of a bucket (something you don't use for food) to cover the washclothes. Put the washclothes in the fabric softener and let them soak. (I let them soak overnight). When you're ready, put on a pair of gloves and wring out the washcloth, then hang it to dry. Once they're dried, I mark mine FS on the tag so I know it's the softener sheet..throw it in the dryer..it should last 100 loads. Just check it occasionally and make sure it's still smells like the softener.

Thanks for the tip

I saw my mom today and she was kinda depressed. She said I hope that he heals or that he goes fast. She doesn't want him to suffer.

Jordan I so understand what your mom means. My mother was diagnosed with pancreatic last January, in the beginning she fought like a trooper - even her oncologist would say to her "you don't even look like someone with cancer" well mom lost her battle October 27,2009. 10 months of fighting but I will say it was very hard being her daughter seeing her in the end so frail, so dependant on me or my brother to help in and out of bed, get her medication for her. Tell your mom to keeping praying!!!!!

Please excuse me for hijacking your thread Jordan, but I have a confession to make that I know my Dis friends will understand. For Christmas my parents arranged for family photos of each family, in addition to a huge family photo with the entire family (15 of us total with spouses and grand kids.) My older sister decreed that we should all wear red, black, or white and under NO circumstances was I to wear ANYTHING Disney.

So right before we went to the studio, she even checked me, including my ears to make sure I didn't sneak in earrings that were Mickey shaped.

Here is the photo of my little family:



Welllllll, she needs some work on her Hidden Mickey spotting!

I am wearing my oh so subtle Mickey Mouse scarf that I purchased last September. I took a closeup of the scarf so you can see the Mickey's but she didn't spot them and I'm not telling!!!



I'm sure you, my fellow "Disfreaks" as my husband affectionately calls us, understand my joy and my need to tell, right?


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OMG I can't believe she checked you - I always have a disney thing on (usually a shirt) but have earrings, hair scrunchies (yes I still wear those, no laughing) Yeah for you for fooling her

And now cuddle up under the blankets, grab a cup of coffee and listen to a story.

As many of you know, I used to work in mgmt at Disneyland. Disneyland is about 7 minutes door-to-door to where I lived when I worked there. As I was leaving work one day, I had the urge to dookie. Not bad. Now I remember thinking to myself as I stood outside the restroom at work, "I can go here and leave behind death and destruction or I could go home in the comfort of my home; grab a magazine and take my time." It wasn't exactly like that, but close. I chose to go home.

As I was getting off the off-ramp, I noticed a back-up. I wasn't that worried as there's a few signals right off the fwy that often back up the freeway a bit. However, as I exited the freeway. Traffic was at a standstill. It took about 30 minutes to get through 2 signals. Now, remember I had to dook. You know how sometimes when you have to go bad, but can't you hold it in. You start sweating as a "contraction" comes, you squeeze your stomach muscles to hold that dook in...and then it's gone. Well that went on for about 1/2 hour. However, with each "contraction" the pressure pushing down got more intense. It was bad. I finally got up to the 2nd signal which meant I needed to turn left and traffic was gone. I looked ahead to see the where all the traffic was going. It was April 15th....in 1987....tax day. Everyone was dropping their taxes off at the Post Office.

You know when you have to go potty really bad and you're driving home. You get out of your car and all of a sudden it's like your body says "Okay, I'm ready to go" and you run to the bathroom and you're pulling down your pants and you go behind first to the toilet hoping that you make it.....

Well.......when the light turned green at the signal....my body said "You're home, I'm ready to go". I tried to hold it, but it was too late. Lincoln log decided to drop right there in my pants, in my car, while I was driving. It was embarrassing, but you know what...it felt soooo good.

Okay I gotta run to church...I don't even have time to do the links right now........

 

[PopArtGal]

Great new laptop!

 

[PopArtGal]

That is the awesomest nativity scene ever!!

 

[KathyRN137]

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Kathy

 

[PopArtGal]

It may be a bit after the fact, but I don'T believe I'm late.

I'm sending prayers for your uncle.

 

[PopArtGal]

Caught up!

 

[jordanyosh]

I slept in this morning til 11am! Of course I didn't go to sleep until 2am....

2 1/2 pages behind on my own PTR? okay I have to go back and read...

 

[jordanyosh]

I swear I thought she had room after that to go back to Casey's for another round. (Although I don't think it's called Casey's there in Anaheim)

It used to called Coke Corner. I don't know about now.

This is perfect!!! I'm sure Ms. Rose will love this!


Who doesn't? Oh wait! I forgot I don't poof.


They usually happen when one of your kids (who happens to be 3 at the time) let's some comment slip out when entering the bathroom...."Pewwwww Wee Stinky! Ba-be! It's sure is stinky in here! What have you been EATIN??!!?? <---- This was me. Of course it didn't help matters that this is exactly what I use to say to tease my poor children every time I changed their diaper when they were little....

Waiting for her response.

I think we've had a discussion about people who don't fart. I don't remember seeing your name..

Kids have no filters.

 

[jordanyosh]

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Kathy

Imagine laughing to this right when you are wiping the sleep from your eyes...I just read this...

Thanks for the tips!

 

[jordanyosh]

Your cuties are even cuter!

They're even cuter in person--most of the time.

I know I'm late here. But we loved Tony's.

We actually plan on getting 2 ADRs there.

I'll have an update soon on that.

 

[jordanyosh]

I could never use the facilities with someone standing next to me...

I have performance anxiety. I can't either. I go into a stall. If there are privacy partitions I can muster a steady stream; otherwise, it's a no go. I know TMI.

This is my last bathroom story....I promise.

yeah. okay.

When my mom remarried my mother in law invited herself to the wedding, she had met my mom once before that. So all my family knew about her was the stories I'd tell them.

Anyway, I'm in the bathroom at the church with my mom, sisters and a few other ladies, when my MIL walks in goes into the stall and unleashes something that sounds like a thunderstorm in a metal bucket.

It was baaad. It lasted for several minutes and had us all dying in an effort to not laugh . I had to get a few of the younger girls out of there because they were quickly loosing there control.

Just when we thought the storm had passes, there was another round followed by MIL's voice saying "sorry, when you gotta go, you gotta go".
Which caused more hysterical laughing.

What makes it stranger is there were 2 other bathrooms she could have used, but she chose to unleash the beast in the one with all the women in my family.

My mom is more the SBD type.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

My thoughts exactly

 

[jordanyosh]

Caught up!

Congrats!

 

[jordanyosh]

Who would be my Dook ?? Winkers I am sure you can find me one!

I'll be your Dook! Did I just call myself Dook?

Kyle earned STUDENT OF THE MONTH for December!!!

Congrats to Kyle

 

[jordanyosh]

What???? No more Mickey paint chips? Noooooooo. It made the company so unique.

Oh no.....don't get this ugly rumor started again!

After a run on MHPC's by DISers nationwide, it has been determined that they are not being discontinued.

We won't point any fingers as to where the rumor got started....

 

[jordanyosh]

OMG.....I am laughing so hard I am crying

I do that often much to the chagrin of my roommates

hahaha

It reminds me of my cousin's first communion. During his sermon, the priest said that sometimes we need a sense of humour. Prayer doesn't need to be like a life or death situation. That we need to relax a bit, and enjoy it.

I pray all day. Even on the potty.

I'll have to a sleepless night soon so I can get caught back up....thanks for the link.

Hey Heidi.



Glad you made it over.

 

[jordanyosh]

luke did this once. me, anna and luke went to savannah for a weekend trip in october 2006. he was only 2-and-a-half years old. well, we ate breakfast at shoney's breakfast bar one day and i went to use the potty when we were done. i got in, did my business, then was at the sink washing my hands when anna and luke came in. both stalls were occupied so they were waiting. this pour soul was having some very loud "issues" in her stall and she kept letting these monster farts loose. of course luke thought that was the funniest thing and since he could SEE ME at the sink washing my hands, he kept laughing the booming laugh that only a two-year-old can pull off and screaming, "DAWN POOTED!!!!!!" we all had to leave before that poor lady came out of the stall because we were mortified for her.

this is too funny. I can imagine being the lady and thinking "how do I walk out of the stall with any sort of dignity? I hope they leave. i hope they leave. PHEW. Crisis Averted"

 

[glennbo123]

I just can't imagine the whole urinal situation...how do yo not look at the person next to you? it's just human nature to look at someone that close to you.

As GB pointed out, it's in the MANual. You look straight ahead. Stare at the wall.

Everyone here knows way too much about my potty preferences....I keep imagining Jordy, Rosie and Cherie doing a play by play like sportscasters from monday night football.

This was hilarious Winkers! Especially the Karate Kid crane flush!

I proudly display 4 volumes of Uncle John's and the Redneck Bathroom reader on the shelf above the throne.

Good man! They're great aren't they? I used to eat lunch with a group of people in a prior job assignment and they used to make fun of my Bathroom Readers, but then they'd say, "so what have you read about lately?" And then we'd talk for 20 minutes on some topic or information I'd learned.

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Kathy

This is hilarious. I never noticed this before. I'm going to have to go over to my PTR to see what's being advertised....probably Pop Tarts.

 

[jordanyosh]

It's even weirder at a urinal, with no walls.

i bet! although there are many curses to deal with in womanhood, i am thankful that i don't have to pee in front of others. the only time i've had to do this in my adult life was when i got married and i had to have help holding up my wedding dress!

I would hold it till I exploded.....or maybe just have a catheter.

I just can't imagine the whole urinal situation...how do yo not look at the person next to you? it's just human nature to look at someone that close to you.

All this urinal talk is making me nervous. I CANNOT pee at a urinal in general.
I go into the stall. Those pig trough urinals are the WORST. they usually have them at older stadiums. There isn't any room for personal space. You can be standing shoulder to shoulder, actually almost touching. It gives me the willies.