Our cleaning lady is insane

[lyzziesmom]

A couple months ago, we got this new cleaning lady at work. In a lot of little ways, she seems a little... well... off. But this one really takes the cake!

She was in the lunchroom the other day, cleaning the microwave. Picture this: the woman is short. I mean like just over four feet tall short. So she's about eye level with the top of the microwave, and just spraying cleaner in there to her heart's content. She's so short, that when she wipes the microwave, she has to reach waaaaay inside. She also is a talker. The kind who, if she's talking to someone to walks away, will just continue the conversation with the next victim, er, person to come along. Enter me, stage left, to refresh my cup of ice water.

So here's our little cleaning lady, spraying away in the microwave and telling me about how this cleaner in a generic, unmarked bottle will clean anything. It even kills the AIDS virus! (How this woman is not yet a zillionaire is beyond me, if that's true.) Talk spray wipe. Talk spray wipe. Talk spray wipe.

Here's the kicker... SHE'S COUGHING - INTO THE MICROWAVE - THE ENTIRE TIME!!

 

[mommy*RN]

EWE! I hope someone "recleans" the microwave - otherwise it's NO SOUP FOR YOU!

At work we use a product called CaviCide to clean our exam tables and such...and it does reportedly kill the HIV virus, however sticking it into a person would kill them too!

 

[lyzziesmom]

That sounds like a pretty good cleaner, however, I doubt that's what we use at a software development/tech support office.

 

[mommy*RN]

That sounds like a pretty good cleaner, however, I doubt that's what we use at a software development/tech support office.

True...maybe it was just Windex. Like the guy in My Big Fat Greek Wedding that sprayed Windex on everything...

 

[momrek06]

YIKES!!!!

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Ahh! Eww...