Omg - So Embarrassed!!!!

[staley7580]

I Think that its a riot!!! Thanks for sharing, I laughed my butt off at all the "moments"!

 

[dreamcometrue]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

I doubt it...legs don't itch after you shave...whereas "other places"...well, they DO itch!

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

I have one on my DH. A few years ago he took a shower really late, around midnight. He is handicapped, and this was before he started using a wheelchair. (That fact is necessary because he moved around very slowly and was unable to dress himself while in the bathroom.)

Well, he gets out of the shower and goes into the bedroom - completely nude. Then he hears a bunch of people screaming and squealing with laughter. Our neighbors were having a party in their backyard and the blind had fallen off the bedroom window!! DH was unable to run and had to slowly turn and make his way out of the bedroom.

The people at the party next door were sitting in the dark and my poor DH's nude body was lit up like a Christmas tree in the window!

He still can't look the neighbors in the eye.

 

[Green Tea]

If the OP is going to select stalls with bad latches, might I suggest laser hair removal, which I've been told does not induce itchy skin. Scratching your hoo-ha can not be a good thing for unintended audiences.

 

[Green Tea]

Then he hears a bunch of people screaming and squealing with laughter. Our neighbors were having a party in their backyard and the blind had fallen off the bedroom window!!

my poor DH's nude body was lit up like a Christmas tree in the window!

Now THAT is embarrasing! Poor guy!

 

[pfishgirl]

Sorry your embarassment Beat all my little bity baby oops..
thanks for giving me a good laugh though

 

[notAgain]

Please tell me your embarrassing stories so I feel less like the only one who's "bared" everything to a total stranger!!

Personally, I'm embarrassed for you. What is with people who feel it is necessary to share your personal hygeine related stories with everyone? The picture you paint with the initial story just paints a disgusting picture in my head of someone sitting on the can checking themselves out. Eww. Mental eraser please.

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Okay- I'll share my recent story of mortification.

Last week I went to the mall with my Mom. Keep in mind during this story that I am almost 7 months pregnant with my 4th child so my body does not have as much muscle control anymore. Anyway-
We are in JC Penneys. Mom and I are looking at the kids clothes and there are people around us. I have a little coughing fit and well, let's just say my butt had a very loud coughing fit of its own. I am like a deer in the headlights now and my Mom cannot control herself and starts laughing uncontrollably while she is trying to talk to me . This sends me into gales of laughter (the really loud screaming kind of laughter) and now I am starting to pee myself. Now I know that if I can't stop laughing I am going to pee all over the floor. So I try to walk away to catch my breath all the while doing the pee pee dance. I finally can breath a little bit and I go find my Mom and she is still cracking up looking at clothes. So now I start laughing again. There were quite a few people near us during the whole incident. I was mortified!!! We get to the bathroom and pull ourselves together. I should mention that I peed through my pants while trying to stop laughing. Real cute. So for anyone who had to listen to my butt have a coughing fit in the mall last week I apologize.

 

[Freyja]

Okay- I'll share my recent story of mortification.

Last week I went to the mall with my Mom. Keep in mind during this story that I am almost 7 months pregnant with my 4th child so my body does not have as much muscle control anymore. Anyway-
We are in JC Penneys. Mom and I are looking at the kids clothes and there are people around us. I have a little coughing fit and well, let's just say my butt had a very loud coughing fit of its own. I am like a deer in the headlights now and my Mom cannot control herself and starts laughing uncontrollably while she is trying to talk to me . This sends me into gales of laughter (the really loud screaming kind of laughter) and now I am starting to pee myself. Now I know that if I can't stop laughing I am going to pee all over the floor. So I try to walk away to catch my breath all the while doing the pee pee dance. I finally can breath a little bit and I go find my Mom and she is still cracking up looking at clothes. So now I start laughing again. There were quite a few people near us during the whole incident. I was mortified!!! We get to the bathroom and pull ourselves together. I should mention that I peed through my pants while trying to stop laughing. Real cute. So for anyone who had to listen to my butt have a coughing fit in the mall last week I apologize.

So, where are the "TMI" people now?

 

[grlpwrd]

I have one on my DH. A few years ago he took a shower really late, around midnight. He is handicapped, and this was before he started using a wheelchair. (That fact is necessary because he moved around very slowly and was unable to dress himself while in the bathroom.)

Well, he gets out of the shower and goes into the bedroom - completely nude. Then he hears a bunch of people screaming and squealing with laughter. Our neighbors were having a party in their backyard and the blind had fallen off the bedroom window!! DH was unable to run and had to slowly turn and make his way out of the bedroom.

The people at the party next door were sitting in the dark and my poor DH's nude body was lit up like a Christmas tree in the window!

He still can't look the neighbors in the eye.

Oh my gosh!

 

[nhrenee]

Okay- I'll share my recent story of mortification.

Last week I went to the mall with my Mom. Keep in mind during this story that I am almost 7 months pregnant with my 4th child so my body does not have as much muscle control anymore. Anyway-
We are in JC Penneys. Mom and I are looking at the kids clothes and there are people around us. I have a little coughing fit and well, let's just say my butt had a very loud coughing fit of its own. I am like a deer in the headlights now and my Mom cannot control herself and starts laughing uncontrollably while she is trying to talk to me . This sends me into gales of laughter (the really loud screaming kind of laughter) and now I am starting to pee myself. Now I know that if I can't stop laughing I am going to pee all over the floor. So I try to walk away to catch my breath all the while doing the pee pee dance. I finally can breath a little bit and I go find my Mom and she is still cracking up looking at clothes. So now I start laughing again. There were quite a few people near us during the whole incident. I was mortified!!! We get to the bathroom and pull ourselves together. I should mention that I peed through my pants while trying to stop laughing. Real cute. So for anyone who had to listen to my butt have a coughing fit in the mall last week I apologize.

OMG! You poor thing! and

 

[littleteapot]

I bet she was just as embarrassed to be caught LOOKING! If she wasn't, she should be.

Yes, are you even sure she saw anything? I avoid looking in stalls, who wants to see possible weird stuff?

 

[Fishbone†]

Yes, are you even sure she saw anything? I avoid looking in stalls, who wants to see possible weird stuff?

No, I'm not sure - and maybe she didn't - it was just the whole moment of horror when I realized I wasn’t as alone as I thought I was.

 

[notAgain]

No, I'm not sure - and maybe she didn't - it was just the whole moment of horror when I realized I wasn’t as alone as I thought I was.

Yet, you manage to share it will thousands of other people here. Thanks.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Okay- I'll share my recent story of mortification.

Last week I went to the mall with my Mom. Keep in mind during this story that I am almost 7 months pregnant with my 4th child so my body does not have as much muscle control anymore. Anyway-
We are in JC Penneys. Mom and I are looking at the kids clothes and there are people around us. I have a little coughing fit and well, let's just say my butt had a very loud coughing fit of its own. I am like a deer in the headlights now and my Mom cannot control herself and starts laughing uncontrollably while she is trying to talk to me . This sends me into gales of laughter (the really loud screaming kind of laughter) and now I am starting to pee myself. Now I know that if I can't stop laughing I am going to pee all over the floor. So I try to walk away to catch my breath all the while doing the pee pee dance. I finally can breath a little bit and I go find my Mom and she is still cracking up looking at clothes. So now I start laughing again. There were quite a few people near us during the whole incident. I was mortified!!! We get to the bathroom and pull ourselves together. I should mention that I peed through my pants while trying to stop laughing. Real cute. So for anyone who had to listen to my butt have a coughing fit in the mall last week I apologize.

That is so funny!

 

[UrsulasMyHero]

Yet, you manage to share it will thousands of other people here. Thanks.

And yet you still read it along with us as well as the other things. That's got to be some righteous indignation there.

 

[notAgain]

I enjoy watching the lack of self-restraint in some of these threads, just not the subject. Just when you think people won't reveal yet more about themselves...

 

[Bust*A*Stitch]

Yet, you manage to share it will thousands of other people here. Thanks.

PARTY POOPER!

Get a funny bone, The reason you see weird stuff on here is because 90% of these people will never see one another yet they seem pretty cool, so yes she shared an embarrassing story ( more embarrassing than she thought thanks to me =) to people she'll never meet, so she could vent and hopefully to give us a laugh.

Trust me I like sarcasm but that was way to harsh

LIGHTEN UP!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Personally, I'm embarrassed for you. What is with people who feel it is necessary to share your personal hygeine related stories with everyone? The picture you paint with the initial story just paints a disgusting picture in my head of someone sitting on the can checking themselves out. Eww. Mental eraser please.

Well I feel sorry for you that you are so uptight.

 

[dogluva]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

call me a party pooper as well. I find this post gross and not the least bit funny.