Omg - So Embarrassed!!!!

[Fishbone†]

I stopped at Target on my way home last night, and while I'm shopping, the afternoon "keep me awake" coffee caught up to me So, I go in the little girl's room and pick a stall, latch the door, and go about my business. I'm sitting there, I've recently shaved, it itched, I scratched, it felt good, I scratched a little more, stole a glance for any missed/ingrown hairs - you know all those things you do when no one's looking...........................

EXCEPT the lady washing her hands at the sink right in front of my bathroom stall door that apparently has a bad latch and has since swung wide open while my two peepers were busy elsewhere!!!!

OMG!!! I left my unfinished basket of intended purchases right where I'd left it and headed out the door for home. I hope that wasn't a DISer or anyone else I may ever EVER meet up with in any way, shape or form again!!

Please tell me your embarrassing stories so I feel less like the only one who's "bared" everything to a total stranger!!

 

[mickeyfan2]

Sorry I cannot top that!!

 

[Southern4sure]

I stopped at Target on my way home last night, and while I'm shopping, the afternoon "keep me awake" coffee caught up to me So, I go in the little girl's room and pick a stall, latch the door, and go about my business. I'm sitting there, I've recently shaved, it itched, I scratched, it felt good, I scratched a little more, stole a glance for any missed/ingrown hairs - you know all those things you do when no one's looking...........................

EXCEPT the lady washing her hands at the sink right in front of my bathroom stall door that apparently has a bad latch and has since swung wide open while my two peepers were busy elsewhere!!!!

OMG!!! I left my unfinished basket of intended purchases right where I'd left it and headed out the door for home. I hope that wasn't a DISer or anyone else I may ever EVER meet up with in any way, shape or form again!!

Please tell me your embarrassing stories so I feel less like the only one who's "bared" everything to a total stranger!!

I think you've got mine beat!

 

[mommasita]

Nope, not even close. YOU WIN

 

[countingthedays]

That was you????

 

[Bust*A*Stitch]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

 

[swanmom]

Maybe my story will make you feel a little better. My DH took me out for a romantic dinner for my birthday. A romantic restaurant, a little wine and we're headed home. As we enter our apartment, I began saying quite suggestive things to my DH (I did say a 'little' wine and we were married, after all!) I get about five pretty graphic sentences out when I hear "SURPRISE !!!!" Yes, about 25 of our closest friends have been hiding in the dining room waiting for us to get home for a surprise party....... and heard everything! Why should this make you feel better? At least yours was a stranger and you could run away.....MINE WERE OUR BEST FRIENDS AND COWORKERS THAT I SEE DAILY AND I HAD TO GO ON WITH THE PARTY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!

I never lived it down and, each year when my birthday rolls around, they find ways to remind me.

 

[lillygator]

nope, you win!

 

[need_a_Disney_fix]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

That is EXACTLY what I was wondering.

 

[mommasita]

Maybe my story will make you feel a little better. My DH took me out for a romantic dinner for my birthday. A romantic restaurant, a little wine and we're headed home. As we enter our apartment, I began saying quite suggestive things to my DH (I did say a 'little' wine and we were married, after all!) I get about five pretty graphic sentences out when I hear "SURPRISE !!!!" Yes, about 25 of our closest friends have been hiding in the dining room waiting for us to get home for a surprise party....... and heard everything! Why should this make you feel better? At least yours was a stranger and you could run away.....MINE WERE OUR BEST FRIENDS AND COWORKERS THAT I SEE DAILY AND I WAS IN MY OWN HOUSE!

I never lived it down and, each year when my birthday rolls around, they find ways to remind me.

 

[jbmom]

That is EXACTLY what I was wondering.

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[Uniden]

This really beats anything that might have ever happened to me. Including the time I got SO drunk that I thought I could roll down the window and just puke out the side, where I ended up puking all over the car in the next lane over.

 

[Fishbone†]

OMG Swanmom - that's good.... I only have to avoid Countingthedays from now on - you have to come up with a whole new group of friends.... not to mention move to a different state.

Seriously though - you guys are NOT helping!!!

And yeah, it was my legs - just really REALLY high up on them.

 

[JR6ooo4]

Where is the guy who has the "this thread is worthless without ________" smiley?


MIkeeee

 

[lindakmonty]

OMG... I'll try to think of a good story that might make you feel a little better. I would have done exactly the same thing... fled for dear life

 

[Monte Cristo]

Tmi....

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

I needed a laugh today!

 

[Fishbone†]

Tmi....

Yeah - I know, but I had to tell the story, and since I don't REALLY know all you guys...... you're the lucky listeners.

I did try to keep it as vague and clean as possible.

 

[KadysMom]

 

[Monte Cristo]

Where is the guy who has the "this thread is worthless without ________" smiley?


MIkeeee