Omg - So Embarrassed!!!!

[Chilehead Too]

I thought she was picking at her privates.

I think she was and I think it is way TMI just eww

 

[JimVL]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

Legs? I didn't think legs until I read further.

 

[Fishbone†]

Me either...I thought she was picking at her privates.

Whoa!!! I was not “picking” at anything – I scratched, and it wasn’t “my privates”, it was my bikini line – which is precariously close, but it wasn’t like I was……. Well……………..ewwwwwwwwww.

Just need to clarify….. still very embarrassing none-the-less.

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

I love that you had to clarify it!!!

Thanks for laugh... I wonder what the other woman has been telling people!!

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

We own cabins on an island in northern Minnesota. DH and I were having some "fun" in the woods. We thought were were pretty far into the woods and ...

...well, lets just say a pontoon of boaters might have gotten an eyeful as they coasted by the shoreline. I say might because I froze like a deer. In headlights.

 

[mickeysgal]

Thanks for laugh... I wonder what the other woman has been telling people!!

I bet she was just as embarrassed to be caught LOOKING! If she wasn't, she should be.

I wouldn't shop at that store again - at least not for awhile. I think you should change your hair color and wear dark sunglasses for at least a year.

 

[Poohgirl]

No I can't top that but it is pretty embarassing to be Dis-ing during a boring (and very silent) financial management lecture, come across this thread and burst out laughing! Only about 100 eyes instantly staring at the crazy lady in the back!!!

 

[lajones81]

 

[sm4987]

Nah, I don't have a story that good, but thanks for the laugh

 

[phorsenuf]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

 

[Freyja]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

Nope, don´t find it disturbing at all. Well, I can see why the incident must have been very disturbing for the OP, but quite frankly I think it´s hilarious and a very refreshing thread on the CB.

 

[LisaNJ25]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

This coming from someone with Chris Farley as a Chippendale in their signature Now that shouldn't be shared

 

[phorsenuf]

This coming from someone with Chris Farley as a Chippendale in their signature Now that shouldn't be shared

Yeah, but that was one of the best SNL skits ever!!!

But in my defense, I hadn't read some of the newer replies so I didn't realize she wasn't as far up as I thought she was, but still....

 

[slk537]

I think that after confessing this to several thousand people online, you have officially cleansed yourself of any more potential embarrassment. See? You can let it go now and not be blushing anymore

The bathrooms at my work are switched in two different hallways...in one the women's bathroom is on the left, in the other set it's on the right. Depending on where your office is, you tend to use the same bathroom. So it can be tremendously risky when you're in a meeting near the other bathrooms and you automatically head into the side you're used to - I've almost done it on more than one occasion. I had one of my employees almost crying from laughing one time when she accidentally waltzed into the men's room while another coworker was using the urinal. She wouldn't tell me who it was though, thank God.

 

[Kimmie5870]

Gawd, way TMI.

All that keeps running through my head righ now is

 

[UrsulasMyHero]

I once used the wrong restroom.... when I left, I passed a guy, gave him a sheepish smile and said something akin to "My boyfriend will be right out". I didn't blush but the guy sure did. I just didn't want to wait for the women's restroom line. not as embarassing as your story, but still funny when I think about it.

 

[Bust*A*Stitch]

I once used the wrong restroom.... when I left, I passed a guy, gave him a sheepish smile and said something akin to "My boyfriend will be right out". I didn't blush but the guy sure did. I just didn't want to wait for the women's restroom line. not as embarassing as your story, but still funny when I think about it.

Thats like the smartest come back I've heard in a while...

And your still cute...

 

[AmazingGrace]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

No more disturbing than the fat, hairy dead guy you have dancing in your signature!!

 

[Fishbone†]

I'm sorry to be a party pooper (no pun intended) but does anyone else find this to be a disturbing thing to post about?
I mean really, some things really are not meant to be shared and this is definately one of them.

Sorry, I really didn't mean to offend. It was really pretty harmless (while very embarrassing), and having been directly involved I knew that and didn't realize that someone might think something a bit more drastic (or disturbing/gross) without specific details.

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Nope, don´t find it disturbing at all. Well, I can see why the incident must have been very disturbing for the OP, but quite frankly I think it´s hilarious and a very refreshing thread on the CB.

I'm with you! :