Omg - So Embarrassed!!!!

[sacall]

Please tell me your embarrassing stories so I feel less like the only one who's "bared" everything to a total stranger!!

I'll post one so you won't feel so bad and I knew what you were taking about

I was a bridesmaid in my girlfriend's wedding. We were wearing tea length cream colored gowns with this lace overlay. Well, after dinner and several drinks, I needed to use the restroom. Because they were a cream gown, I was going commando that day, but I did have panty hose on.

I came back from the bathroom and got to dancing on the dance floor. I was on the end, with my back side to the dining tables. My back side was facing the table with her grandparents and great aunts and great uncles. After a few minutes, I feel a tap on my shoulder. It's the bride's grandmother. Her exact words:

"Well, we really enjoyed the show, but you might want to pull the back of your dress out of your panty hose". I didn't realize that the lace overlay got caught when I pulled up my panty hose. I had been mooning the table the whole time I was dancing

My girlfriend still laughs about it to this day

Stacy

 

[Bust*A*Stitch]

Dogluva "call me a party pooper as well. I find this post gross and not the least bit funny."

Yet you looked through 5 pages of it, and you even replied.

 

[dogluva]

call me a party pooper as well. I find this post gross and not the least bit funny.

Dogluva "call me a party pooper as well. I find this post gross and not the least bit funny."

Yet you looked through 5 pages of it, and you even replied.

yes, and that is even more disturbing to me than the post.

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

I'll post one so you won't feel so bad and I knew what you were taking about

I was a bridesmaid in my girlfriend's wedding. We were wearing tea length cream colored gowns with this lace overlay. Well, after dinner and several drinks, I needed to use the restroom. Because they were a cream gown, I was going commando that day, but I did have panty hose on.

I came back from the bathroom and got to dancing on the dance floor. I was on the end, with my back side to the dining tables. My back side was facing the table with her grandparents and great aunts and great uncles. After a few minutes, I feel a tap on my shoulder. It's the bride's grandmother. Her exact words:

"Well, we really enjoyed the show, but you might want to pull the back of your dress out of your panty hose". I didn't realize that the lace overlay got caught when I pulled up my panty hose. I had been mooning the table the whole time I was dancing

My girlfriend still laughs about it to this day

Stacy

I don't get why people are offended by any of this stuff. I guess they don't use the bathroom.

I want to know how the women who get grossed out by the OP's story manage to raise children? (diapers, vomit, booger-eating, etc.)

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Me? I just can't wait to see the tags from this thread! They ought to be good 'uns.
Kim

 

[glass- slippers]

Hope you wiped before you started scratching....ewww!! At least tell me you washed your hands before you rushed home?