Omg - So Embarrassed!!!!

[Freyja]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

That possibility hadn´t even crossed my mind.

 

[countingthedays]

OMG Swanmom - that's good.... I only have to avoid Countingthedays from now on - you have to come up with a whole new group of friends.... not to mention move to a different state.

Seriously though - you guys are NOT helping!!!

And yeah, it was my legs - just really REALLY high up on them.

Oh, come on now. Just because I saw you during, umm, let's say a vulnerable moment, doesn't mean you have to avoid me.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Mine doesn't even come close, but I'll share it since I still haven't lived it down among my coworkers.

I started working at this company 6 years ago. One day, while wearing clothes that were just too big enough, when I sat back down in my chair, my jeans slipped down a little and my shirt caught on the back of the chair. The man who is now my boss came over to tell me something. He looked behind me, grinned, and announced, "You might want to fix your shirt. Your purple leopard Victoria's Secret panties are showing." Yes, they were purple leopard, and they said Victoria's Secret all over the waistband. To this day, I get ragged about my purple leopard VS panties.

 

[RitaZ.]

Well, last week I asked a cashier when she was due. Bad idea. She wasn't pregnant. Yes, I wanted to die. I apologized profusely, which I think made things worse.

I think your story beats mine, though.

 

[Libby X 3]

Those darn latches.. Funny story. Thanks for the laugh - I also really needed one today and I don't think I can top that story!!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Nope, cannot top that one.

 

[ElizaB39]

Maybe my story will make you feel a little better. My DH took me out for a romantic dinner for my birthday. A romantic restaurant, a little wine and we're headed home. As we enter our apartment, I began saying quite suggestive things to my DH (I did say a 'little' wine and we were married, after all!) I get about five pretty graphic sentences out when I hear "SURPRISE !!!!" Yes, about 25 of our closest friends have been hiding in the dining room waiting for us to get home for a surprise party....... and heard everything! Why should this make you feel better? At least yours was a stranger and you could run away.....MINE WERE OUR BEST FRIENDS AND COWORKERS THAT I SEE DAILY AND I HAD TO GO ON WITH THE PARTY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!

I never lived it down and, each year when my birthday rolls around, they find ways to remind me.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Okay, I don't think mine can top yours, but it might be comparable...

When I was about 17-ish I borrowed a friends bathing suit to go swimming in the lake. It was not until I got into the lake that it occurred to me that the swimsuit was white, and therefore could possibly be see-through. My friends were nowhere around me, and so I dashed, dripping wet, to my towel as fast as I could. I thought I had made it without anyone noticing until a guy near my towel said "I like your swimsuit."

OMG!!! I wanted to die. I still blush just thinking about it!

 

[mickeyfan2]

Yeah - I know, but I had to tell the story, and since I don't REALLY know all you guys...... you're the lucky listeners.

I did try to keep it as vague and clean as possible.

So you were doing more than first reported.

 

[cybrkitn]

Okay, I don't think mine can top yours, but it might be comparable...

When I was about 17-ish I borrowed a friends bathing suit to go swimming in the lake. It was not until I got into the lake that it occurred to me that the swimsuit was white, and therefore could possibly be see-through. My friends were nowhere around me, and so I dashed, dripping wet, to my towel as fast as I could. I thought I had made it without anyone noticing until a guy near my towel said "I like your swimsuit."

OMG!!! I wanted to die. I still blush just thinking about it!

Ok, two similar incidents here! When I was 12 (and pretty developed for my age), I went swimming in a town pool in upstate NY. I dove off the diving board and when I came up and climbed the ladder, my bathing suit had fallen past my assets. I was and but the boy who was sitting directly across from the ladder was ! He got such an eye full!

Second incident was about 4-5 years later. DH and I were in our first year or two of dating. One weekend we went with our friends to the beach. I was swimming in the ocean as was one of our friends. Well, a wave comes and next thing I know, my bathing suit is no longer covering my assets (again). Our friend did get an eye full and thankfully, never mentioned it.

Btw, neither bathing suit was a bikini. They were both full bathing suits.

 

[hucifer]

I stopped at Target on my way home last night, and while I'm shopping, the afternoon "keep me awake" coffee caught up to me So, I go in the little girl's room and pick a stall, latch the door, and go about my business. I'm sitting there, I've recently shaved, it itched, I scratched, it felt good, I scratched a little more, stole a glance for any missed/ingrown hairs - you know all those things you do when no one's looking...........................

EXCEPT the lady washing her hands at the sink right in front of my bathroom stall door that apparently has a bad latch and has since swung wide open while my two peepers were busy elsewhere!!!!

OMG!!! I left my unfinished basket of intended purchases right where I'd left it and headed out the door for home. I hope that wasn't a DISer or anyone else I may ever EVER meet up with in any way, shape or form again!!

Please tell me your embarrassing stories so I feel less like the only one who's "bared" everything to a total stranger!!

I cannot compete with that one. Where is the tag fairy?

 

[LisaNJ25]

Hmmm, I really hope it was your legs that were recently shaved....

let us imagine something else... it makes it funnier lolololol

(honestly her legs did not come to mind when I first read it)

 

[LisaNJ25]

i just thought of something.... i had just started a job and was in in the kitchen/breakroom. I was wearing pants with pantyhose. Well they were falling down and the crouch was nowhere where is should of been.. so I dig in and adjust. I was in the corner by a back door. I lock up and see a security camera pointing at the door

 

[Monte Cristo]

Ok, two similar incidents here! When I was 12 (and pretty developed for my age), I went swimming in a town pool in upstate NY. I dove off the diving board and when I came up and climbed the ladder, my bathing suit had fallen past my assets. I was and but the boy who was sitting directly across from the ladder was ! He got such an eye full!

Second incident was about 4-5 years later. DH and I were in our first year or two of dating. One weekend we went with our friends to the beach. I was swimming in the ocean as was one of our friends. Well, a wave comes and next thing I know, my bathing suit is no longer covering my assets (again). Our friend did get an eye full and thankfully, never mentioned it.

Btw, neither bathing suit was a bikini. They were both full bathing suits.

From accounting 101.....

Assets=Liabilities + owner's equity

 

[hucifer]

(honestly her legs did not come to mind when I first read it)

Me either...I thought she was picking at her privates.

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Me either...I thought she was picking at her privates.

You mean she wasn't???

It funnier thinking she was!!

 

[Am_I_There_Yet]

After reading some of this thread, tell me I'm not the only one that has had enough nasty visuals to last a lifetime?

 

[cybrkitn]

From accounting 101.....

Assets=Liabilities + owner's equity

It's been a few years since I took Accounting 101 and had to think on that one.

 

[harleyquinn]

After reading some of this thread, tell me I'm not the only one that has had enough nasty visuals to last a lifetime?

Yep! And enjoying every minute of it!

 

[cybrkitn]

Me either...I thought she was picking at her privates.

Ok, WAY TMI there!