OMG! I can't believe that happened at DISNEY!

[Mouse House Mama]

On our last trip on the day we were leaving we found out that we were having another baby!
The best souvenir to take home!

 

[littlbugmom]

"Your big, furry costume is kind of freaking me out"






AWESOME!
I'm gonna giggle about that all day. Thank you for posting!

 

[Michigan_Minnie]

I think this was about in 2001 /2, we were by the Great Movie ride, early entry, and there was a Russian family, the mom chasing the boy, about 12 years old, yelling at him and slaped him in the face, and 2 seconds later he made him sit down and smile for a family photo. That was a sight to see. It happened so fast.

Just about two years ago we were at HS. I went to use the bathroom and it was just about deserted. In the next stall over I could hear a foreign woman with what sounded like a couple of small kids. I'm just in there minding my own business and all of a sudden I heard her just wailing on one of the kids. Like not kidding, she hit that kid nearly 10 times-and HARD! Needless to say this kid is hysterical! I yelled for her to stop it. I finished up and went out and waited for her. She came out a few minutes later and I proceeded to tell her that I didnt know what laws her country had regarding child abuse but that's not how things in the this country go and that if she wanted to hit someone to give me a try. She hurried away with her family.

 

[CastleCreations]

Not Disney related but I think funny... I was in the mall and this girl in black pants was walking in front of me. She had some kind of tight capris on, like work out pants and a short top. Not appropriate for the mall but whatever. Well she was really thin and as she was walking, I kept seeing something white by her butt. I was determined to find out what it was, it was like a little string....OH MY GOSH!!!!! I then figured out that it was her tampon string and she must have a hole in her pants. I about fell out laughing...

 

[crystaltink]

The first year we went to WDW we were switching monorails and this European lady was walking, her toddler asked her to nurse and she picked him up and popped out her cha cha! MY DH, BIL, and FIL were all giggles.

OH MY!!!!

 

[calypso726]

I've got a few to add. About 2 years ago DH and I went to WDW with my parents for DH's birthday. I had planned a surprise dinner at Grand Floridian (we were staying at Pop) through their private dining service. So we are seated on a balcony outside on their concierge level overlooking the courtyard and with a great view of Wishes. The table is covered in white linen and rose petals are sprinkled over it and we proceed to have a wonderful meal. Champagne and dessert is timed to coincide during Wishes Fireworks. A few GF guests, some with young children come out on the balcony to watch Wishes too. The dining part is private not necessarily the balcony but that is ok. I noticed some odd looks on the faces of my family and DH and asked "what?" No one answered me and they acted as if I had not spoken. I thought this was strange. Well come to find out later that during the fireworks one of the children of the guests had proceeded to go behind our table (behind me) towards the wall, drop his drawers and pee on the balcony next to our dinner table! His mom seemed to be totally ok with this. I'm glad my family did not tell me at the time or I might have gone postal

These two happened just a couple of weeks ago. On the bus to AK a woman is seated with an infant, her two yr old is a couple of seats away and the seat between them has the two year old's stuffed toy. Well the bus gets kinda full and people with children are standing. The mom explains to the 2 yr old that she has to give up the seat that her stuffed toy is on so that a little boy can sit down. The 2 year old refuses and the mom gives up her seat while carrying an infant for little boy and allows her daughter to keep the seat for her toy...are you kidding me???

Last one is when we arrived at AK. We are headed towards Primeval Whirl and I spot a lady (not at all hiding or being discreet) reach down her pants on the backside into the undies and begin to give a really good dig deep scratch and if that's not bad ebough once she pries her hand out of her nether regions she brings it up to her nose (the whole time I'm thinking no, no, no not happening) and sniffs

 

[lbuzz52]

A couple of weeks ago we were at Magic Kingdom. Our group of 8 was getting ready to board the boat for the Jungle Cruise. well, my 4 year old is pretty independent. I offer my hand to help her climb in. She refuses. A cast member offers his hand. She ignores that too. There is a pole on the boat she could have used. Nope, not that either. She reaches out and grabs the cast member in his crotch and climbs right in using that for support. The boat's driver saw, and said, on the radio, for everyone to hear, "well, i'm not going to lie, that's pretty freaky"
i was so freakin embarrased.

 

[Justin the Hook]

I have 3 and unfortunately they all come from my family.

1. Our last visit Sept 2008 my dd2 was still in pull up and potty training. We were waiting for our time to sit down at the Crystal Palace when she decided that it was time to go to the rest room. Well since she was asking us and we were not listening to her she decided to pull her pants to the side and pee right there and ended up getting everything she owns wet. Needless to say I had to run quick and purchase a new outfit for her.

2. I have 2 younger brothers and one of the last trips I took with my parents we were having dinner at the Yacht Club and my brothers and I were being a little childish and having a burping contest. We kept getting louder and louder, my mother says please keep your burping to yourself. My brother asks would you rather have us fart? then proceeds to try to fart and accidentally poops his pants right in the restaurant.

3. The final story is about me. For our Honeymoon my parents thought it would be a great idea to take us to Disney with them. The crazy thing is that they invited my whole family to go with them. 11 people in total and we had to do everything together never could go off yourself because they would say well we paid for it. So we were at AK and wanted to ride KS, but my sister and her husband weren't there just yet but the line kept getting longer. I turned to my mom and said that we were getting on, she threw the guilt trip and I responded quite loudly with some not for child's ears remarks. When I turned around not only were my sister and brother-in-law standing there, but also one of the Managers at AK helping them find us. Oops!

 

[RSADP]

I've got a few to add. About 2 years ago DH and I went to WDW with my parents for DH's birthday. I had planned a surprise dinner at Grand Floridian (we were staying at Pop) through their private dining service. So we are seated on a balcony outside on their concierge level overlooking the courtyard and with a great view of Wishes. The table is covered in white linen and rose petals are sprinkled over it and we proceed to have a wonderful meal. Champagne and dessert is timed to coincide during Wishes Fireworks. A few GF guests, some with young children come out on the balcony to watch Wishes too. The dining part is private not necessarily the balcony but that is ok. I noticed some odd looks on the faces of my family and DH and asked "what?" No one answered me and they acted as if I had not spoken. I thought this was strange. Well come to find out later that during the fireworks one of the children of the guests had proceeded to go behind our table (behind me) towards the wall, drop his drawers and pee on the balcony next to our dinner table! His mom seemed to be totally ok with this. I'm glad my family did not tell me at the time or I might have gone postal

These two happened just a couple of weeks ago. On the bus to AK a woman is seated with an infant, her two yr old is a couple of seats away and the seat between them has the two year old's stuffed toy. Well the bus gets kinda full and people with children are standing. The mom explains to the 2 yr old that she has to give up the seat that her stuffed toy is on so that a little boy can sit down. The 2 year old refuses and the mom gives up her seat while carrying an infant for little boy and allows her daughter to keep the seat for her toy...are you kidding me???

Last one is when we arrived at AK. We are headed towards Primeval Whirl and I spot a lady (not at all hiding or being discreet) reach down her pants on the backside into the undies and begin to give a really good dig deep scratch and if that's not bad ebough once she pries her hand out of her nether regions she brings it up to her nose (the whole time I'm thinking no, no, no not happening) and sniffs

EEK! That is nasty! I might go to pull a wedgie real quick but that's just nasty!!! Eww

 

[maxiesmom]

A couple of weeks ago we were at Magic Kingdom. Our group of 8 was getting ready to board the boat for the Jungle Cruise. well, my 4 year old is pretty independent. I offer my hand to help her climb in. She refuses. A cast member offers his hand. She ignores that too. There is a pole on the boat she could have used. Nope, not that either. She reaches out and grabs the cast member in his crotch and climbs right in using that for support. The boat's driver saw, and said, on the radio, for everyone to hear, "well, i'm not going to lie, that's pretty freaky"
i was so freakin embarrased.

But what did the CM whos crotch she grabbed do or say? Poor guy!

 

[ixmnrs]

We were riding on the Figment / Imagination ride and anyone who knows the ride, knows about the skunk smell in the middle. Only this time, by the time we got to the optometrist's office (my favorite part) we started smelling something else...anyone who has children will know this smell. As the ride went on, the smell got worse, the skunk smell was a reprieve. My kids were laughing their heads off though. After the ride as we were heading back into the international section, we passed by the restrooms and sure enough, there was a mother holding a child up with a mess that the diaper couldn't contain; frazzled to say the least... At that time, as bad as we felt for the mom; I was so glad my kids were older!

Another time, my daughter was in the wave pool at Typhoon lagoon... NO, not what you're thinking, she came up after a few minutes of frolicking in the waves and with a big smile, we found that she was missing one of her front teeth. Needless to say, we knew the tooth was really loose and there was not much bleeding and we spent 15 minutes swimming around looking for the tooth (tooth fairy and all).

 

[Lissypiggy]

I can't believe a thread I STARTED has so many hits!! I can't wait to hear the rest of your stories!

 

[kimbac3]

I have one -

We were in line for the Disney Visa Meet and Greet. There was a woman in front of us waiting also. She obviously was waiting for others - empty stroller and backpack on the floor next to her. So this woman sits down on the floor, takes her shoes off and proceeds to cut her toenails.
So as she is doing this her husband comes up with her small son. He tells her he finally found a clean bathroom. Then she says "I know the bathrooms around here are so disgusting, I would won't to even set foot in them!!"

My family and I were thinking - are you flipping kidding me!!! All we could do was laugh!

 

[APB513]

The best thing that has ever happened to us at Disney: We had been trying to get pregnant since we got home from our last Disney trip in 2008 with no luck. I was on fertility drugs for about 4 months starting in January 2009 and got so tired of negative pregnancy tests that I decided to take a break, relax and enjoy our May 2009 Disney trip. A couple of weeks after returning from Disney, I wasn't feeling well and WOW Disney magic stuck and I am now 28 weeks preggers with our Disney souvenir!

Congratulations, Wendy!!!

I have two offhand, one awesome- one not so much

1. Three trips ago, my DD who has autism said I love you for the first time in the Magic Kingdom

2. Two trips ago, we accidentally went to the MK on "red shirt" day. My main concern is that a lot of apparel (sp?) was allowed in that normally wouldn't be. Lots of profanity, etc. Well, we were walking over the bridge to adventureland, when our DD, who is now reading well, pulls on my sleeve and loudly asks Mommy, what is an or-gXX-m? You guessed it, she read it on a shirt that said xxxxxx donor. Well, after I picked myself up off the bridge, I told her that the silly girl had worn a shirt that was spelled wrong. It should have said organ donor. It was the best I could come up with on short notice

What and when is "red shirt" day?

I have 3 and unfortunately they all come from my family.

1. Our last visit Sept 2008 my dd2 was still in pull up and potty training. We were waiting for our time to sit down at the Crystal Palace when she decided that it was time to go to the rest room. Well since she was asking us and we were not listening to her she decided to pull her pants to the side and pee right there and ended up getting everything she owns wet. Needless to say I had to run quick and purchase a new outfit for her.

2. I have 2 younger brothers and one of the last trips I took with my parents we were having dinner at the Yacht Club and my brothers and I were being a little childish and having a burping contest. We kept getting louder and louder, my mother says please keep your burping to yourself. My brother asks would you rather have us fart? then proceeds to try to fart and accidentally poops his pants right in the restaurant.

3. The final story is about me. For our Honeymoon my parents thought it would be a great idea to take us to Disney with them. The crazy thing is that they invited my whole family to go with them. 11 people in total and we had to do everything together never could go off yourself because they would say well we paid for it. So we were at AK and wanted to ride KS, but my sister and her husband weren't there just yet but the line kept getting longer. I turned to my mom and said that we were getting on, she threw the guilt trip and I responded quite loudly with some not for child's ears remarks. When I turned around not only were my sister and brother-in-law standing there, but also one of the Managers at AK helping them find us. Oops!

Your brother is a little stinker (sorry, I couldn't resist )

 

[Lissypiggy]

Sorry everyone but given the posts decreasing I think this thread has died and, hopefully, gone to heaven. We bid farewell to you sweet lovely thread.

 

[jpeka65844]

I have one -

We were in line for the Disney Visa Meet and Greet. There was a woman in front of us waiting also. She obviously was waiting for others - empty stroller and backpack on the floor next to her. So this woman sits down on the floor, takes her shoes off and proceeds to cut her toenails.
So as she is doing this her husband comes up with her small son. He tells her he finally found a clean bathroom. Then she says "I know the bathrooms around here are so disgusting, I would won't to even set foot in them!!"

My family and I were thinking - are you flipping kidding me!!! All we could do was laugh!

This is probably the funniest one I've read on this thread!!! What was going through this women's head? "Hmmm...I've got some spare time in a public place; a public FUN place. I think I'll CLIP MY TOENAILS!!!!" I mean, I probably don't think about my toenails ONCE when at Disneyworld.

And then to complain about the bathrooms!!!! Wait a minute....what did she do with her nail clippings????????

 

[Alice's Mommy]

Some of these are SO funny and some are just so wrong.

Mine: About 15 years ago my mother took my sisters and I to WDW in June, right after ALL the schools in the universe got out. It was hot, crowded, and I'm pale skinned and clausterphobic...not really my thing. We were at the carousel in time to see Merlin do his whole sword and the stone bit. I was leaning against an iron railing/brick wall thing and suddenly this woman literally climbed onto the wall and put the majority of her body weight on me. I turned, startled, and told her to please get off me. She smiled vacantly at me and rambled something at me in a foreign language but backed off. That is until my back turned again and suddenly she was on me again. We repeated this process two more times and then she lifted her kid up to lean against me and that was when I nearly started a fist fight in the MK. I yelled at her to get her kid off of me and that if she touched me again I was finding a CM to intervene, that I had been polite enough already. We (my family and I) were way at the front of the group so it wasn't so easy to move away or else I would have eased out the crowd and let the woman have my spot but it was SO crowded that I had no choice but to stand there, plus my mom and sisters were there. Irritated me to no end!

One of my favorite memories of WDW is back in 2001 when a friend and I decided to take a weekend trip to the MK. We flew down from NH for three days and spent an entire day, open to close, at the MK. When we got there Spacemountain was closed and she was ticked. We went on the people mover thing and ALL the lights inside space mountain were on and we got to see it as never before. And then after lunch we noticed people queuing up and my friend held a spot and I ran to the front to make sure the ride was open. It was...and we got on the ride within 3 minutes of lining up...it was AWESOME!!!

 

[msmama]

My mom, DH and I went to Disney the day that the Space Shuttle Columbia, unfortunately, crashed.

DH and I flew separately from my Mom and she arrived before us, not having seen any news that day. On her way from the airport to the hotel, the Mears shuttle (before the days of Magic Express) she was on was in a little fender bender accident.

Later that day, after we all met up, we were having dinner. The CM asks "Wow, did you hear about the shuttle?" (Yeah, meaning the DISASTER).

My Mom: "Well, yeah, I was on it!! Why is everyone so concerned?"

DH and I just facepalmed.

 

[donaldsgirl]

In Sept. 07, my husband and I went to Disney World during my second pregnancy, I was around 26 weeks at that time. Our little boy said he wanted to wait and go when his sissy got here so we found ourselves on vacation by ourselves. We decided to go to one of the water parks one day and obviously there was very few things that I could actually "ride". So we started out on the lazy river, my husband grabbed his tube and hopped right in. I had a bit more trouble with that particular bit of it. My bathing suit was a 2 pc. that had a single tie in the back and a big apron "flap" over my big ole belly, it was also a tanktop that had a pretty deep V in the front. See where this is going yet???

As I try in vane to haul my massive gut into my inner tube, I come up with the PERFECT idea of going over to the stairs to "hop" in. WELL...I start up into the tube and just keep right on going over the other side. Belly pops out, lady lumps (although at this time they were more like boulders) pop out, feet flying up over my head..I come back up laughing so hard I could barely catch my breath. The funniest part of all of it was the look on the faces of everyone standing around. It was PRICELESS!!!!!!!! I wish that I could have had a video of it. I am sure that I would have won some money with it. My husband still turns red when I talk about it. Poor guy was so stunned he didnt know what to do with himself.

 

[Lissypiggy]

Wow! I think this thread has come back from the dead!!!! Just after I posted the goodbye everyone came back. Thanks people!