Omegle?

You: do u like hannah montana? i luv her(:
Stranger: i only talk with happy people
Stranger: are you happy?
You: yes(:
Stranger: i like the song: the climb
You: me too! its a good song
Stranger: :D
Stranger: and 7 things
You: yeah! :D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 12
Stranger: where u from?
You: usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--

Stranger: hi
You: hi. do u like hannah montana? i luv her
Stranger: umm bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: m sam
Stranger: u?
You: i'm bob the builder
Stranger: cool...u aint on ur construction site?
You: i am
You: i brought my laptop with me
Stranger: wat u doin omeagling
You: my construction trucks do all the work
You: haven't you seen my show? :o
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i dont really prefer carttons
You: :o are you callin me a cartoon? I am nooot D:
Stranger: did i say ur a cartoon?? oh golly!! forgive me...
Stranger: i was just refering to ur show
Stranger: :)
You: thanks =]
Stranger: where u from bob?
You: I built the leaning tower of pisa. that was my oopsie :P
You: i'm from italy
You: i live in the leaning tower of pisa
You: with my trucks
Stranger: no wonder its leaning...
You: i made a miscalculation :P
Stranger: oh that must be such a one thing..
You: yeah. well I have to go work on some buildings.
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rotfl:
 
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
GREATEST EVER:
You: have you ever seen helen keller's dad?
Stranger: no
You: neither has she
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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eta:
You: great. come stalk me
Stranger: of corse
You: <333333
Stranger: </3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:( i thought he was the one. :(
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi. :)
Stranger: happy,right? ;)
You: happy? i'm happy. XD
Stranger: nice,where u from
You: uk. :D youu?
Stranger: uk too ;D
You: wahey!
Stranger: yay
Stranger: so,how old are u? ;>
You: i'm thirteen. (: you?
Stranger: 14, so close
You: yup. :D how long've you been using this?
Stranger: not so long, 2 days maybe, u? ;D
You: kewl. not long at all, this is like, my fourth conversation? lol.
Stranger: oukhey
Stranger: do you like music?
Stranger: ;>
You: love music. :D you?
Stranger: yeh, love it too :) green day is my fav, i like punk rock, u
You: i like green day! i'm into like coldplay, the fray, the who, bruce springsteen. :D
Stranger: ooh,nice ;)
You: yup. :D
Stranger: do you have sisters/brothers?
You: nope. only child. D: youu?
Stranger: 2 brothers -.-
You: awh. (:
Stranger: awh? omg, i hate them :p
You: older or younger? (:
Stranger: younger
You: (: nice.
Stranger: haha
You: are you a boy or a girl? i don't think i've asked you..
Stranger: boy, you girl?
You: i'm a girl, yup. :D
Stranger: okey
You: i think you can prolly tell. i'm really girly with all my smiley faces. XD
Stranger: okey :DD
Stranger: btw, do u have hobbies? ;D
You: ew
You: oops. xD
Stranger: ;D
You: well, i'm a nerd. so like, reading. XD & tennis. i'm, like, obsessed with tennis lawlz. (: & music. you?
Stranger: i play guitar, skate, read and i like badminton ;>
You: omg, awesome! i'd love to be able to play guitar. ;D
Stranger: oh nice
You: but i can't. xD
Stranger: okey ;)
Stranger: ouch
Stranger: hurt :p
You: ouch? ):
Stranger: i've got broken hand :D
You: & you put a smiley face at the end?!
Stranger: yeh
You: that's not good, lol. (:
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's normal for me ;DD
You: ohhhhh. haha. accident prone?
Stranger: noppe
You: oh. XD i am.
Stranger: haha ;DD
You: it's not funny! haha.
Stranger: yes it is :D no, sorryh :)
You: haha. xD don't worry, i'm kidding.
Stranger: hih
Stranger: and i'm insane ;D
You: wooooo! insane people! :)
Stranger: yeeh
Stranger: insane but happy ;)
You: ah, as long as your happy, everything's good!
Stranger: yep
Stranger: even got broken hand ;D
You: hahaha, and your happy about that too. (:
Stranger: yeeh,of course :)
You: this is so cool, mind. it's like you: & stranger: XD
Stranger: ;D
You: so, the last person i was talking to, said hi to me, then proceded to tell me they like to kill jews. =S
Stranger: ooh noeh ;DD
Stranger: same person maybe
You: i know. i was like DISCONNECT!!! xD
Stranger: ;D
You: whuut? lol. (:
Stranger: maybe i gotta go now ;/
Stranger: but it's SO nice to meet ya, insane human ;DD
You: awh, well, it's been fun talking to you, stranger! XD
Stranger: haha
You: have a nice evening!
Stranger: byeh ;)
Stranger: you too
You: (:
Stranger: (:

awh. :goodvibes
 

Warning: all Harry Potter Spoilers in white


You: BOBBYY!!!! IS THAT YOU?!!!
Stranger: *** no
Stranger: no bobby here
You: oh no?
You: my poor lover......he got lost in Hogwarts,
You: i can't find him. :[
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: NO BOBBY IN HARRY POTTER PLEASE
Stranger: I AM THEIR FAN
Stranger: LOL
You: harry potter fan?
Stranger: HHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: yeh
You: i'm seeing it at midnight
Stranger: which is awesome!
Stranger: where are you from
You: idk really
Stranger: eh?
You: I JUST DON'T KNOW OK?!
Stranger: eh okay okay
Stranger: there's no need to be agitated
You: YOU MAKE ME CRYYYY.....I WANT BOBBY!!!!
Stranger: who the **** is bobby siol
Stranger: or dobby the house elf
You: BOBBY.....MY FRIKIN LOVER.....WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION
Stranger: oh okay hat happened
You: we were in potions class...and then..he went to the bathroom....and HE NEVER CAME BACK!!!!! :[[[[
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: maybe he fled with moaning martle
Stranger: i am so sorry
You: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT...SHES A GHOST
You: that's like me going of with nearly headless Nick
You: EWWW
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you never know
Stranger: yea, you can try nearly headless nick
Stranger: just don't touch my draco
You: no thank you......i like guys with substance.......
You: that's ok i have the twins. :]
Stranger: like what
Stranger: snape?
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: snape has portions
Stranger: twins
Stranger: wah smart
Stranger: two in one go
You: The are MINE. :]
You: they're my side lovers
Stranger: uhuh
Stranger: bobby?
You: i just found out he ran off with mcgonagall
You: that's gross
Stranger: yea
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: can't believe
Stranger: it
You: i know....it's ok the twins are better
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: they are cute
Stranger: *grins
You: yea...BACK OFF
You: :]
Stranger: YEA I WILL
Stranger: satisfied
Stranger: with draco
Stranger: though he is evil
You: Draco is cute
You: but, yea...a little to evil for me
Stranger: heh
Stranger: yea
Stranger: okay can i take ron weasley
Stranger: lol
You: oohhh my sister might have to beat you if you did that
You: she's in love with him
Stranger: haha idk your sisteeerrrrrr
Stranger: so i guess that's alright
You: ok
You: that saves your life pretty much
Stranger: uh
Stranger: yea
You: she has like crazy dark wizard powers
Stranger: yeaa
You: she scares me most of the time
Stranger: uhhuh
You: oh yea.
Stranger: hahahahahhahaha
Stranger: isit
Stranger: what kind of powers she posses?
You: pretty much everyting Voldemort has
Stranger: okay that's terrible
Stranger: but you know one of the twins died in the final battle right:(
You: I KNOWWWW! :[[[[[[[
You: it's so sad.
You: and one gets his ear cut off
You: :[
Stranger: yeaaaaaa
Stranger: SO DEPRESSING:(
You: why oh why does it have to end that waayyy
Stranger: yea exactly
You: they're so hot.....:[
Stranger: and i was watching order of the phoneix the other day
You: yesss
Stranger: such a pity why sirius black died so randomly
Stranger: like
Stranger: he fought so hard
You: i know! :[
You: poor Harry
Stranger: and then some crazy bellatrix just came in and sneaked an attack then died!
Stranger: how i wish he could be in the battle too
Stranger: i would love him to be there
You: Grrr Bellatrix
You: i know
Stranger: i hate herrrrrr
You: yea...she's creepy
Stranger: yea
Stranger: she died in the end
Stranger: yes!
You: yea....that's good
You: xD
You: i cried when Snape died. :[
Stranger: UH YES
Stranger: HE IS A GOOD MAN
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i feel so sorry for wronging him for so long
You: me too!
You: OHMIGAWD MY SISTER IS KILLING PEOPLE.....INNOCENT PEOPLE.......:[
You: AAHHHHHHH
Stranger: is she an avid follower of voldermort
Stranger: is she part of the death eaters
You: YEA.
You: I TOLD HER NOT TO JOIN!
You: THEY TOLD HER THEY HAD COOKIES....AND SHE BELIEVED THEM!!
Stranger: ***
You: AND VOLDEMORT GIVES HER COOKIES TO KEEP HER
Stranger: voldermort is evil
You: I KNOWW
You: see i'm part of the order of the pheonix........we get cake. :]
Stranger: cake is so much better than cookie
You: i knowww....especially when ITS NOT EVIL CAKE
You: OH CRAP.....SHE SAW ME TALKING ABOUT HER
You: SHE GOIN TO ATTACK mE
You: :[[
You: I'M SCARED!!!
Stranger: use the spell fred taught you
Stranger: GO
Stranger: use their jokes
Stranger: fool your sister
You: whew.....IT WORKED!
You: WOOOOO
You: IM ALIVE
You: I owe fred my life now
You: xD
You: oh no......now she want the computer....HOW EVIL CAN SHE GET!
Stranger: give her cookie
You: WE DONT HAVE COOKIES!! :[
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
 
Stranger: yeap:)
You: shwat?
Stranger: spring brother is true man
You: who dat?
You: stranger danger!
You: STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: `~````
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 4
You: ha! im older than youuu
Stranger: wow~
Stranger: you r my bro~
You: ima girl! you weirdy
You: do you like high school musical???
Stranger: of course
You: i loveeee it
You: isnt chad cute??? <3
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: of course yes
You: deerrrr
Stranger: you are cute too~~
You: how do you knoowww??
Stranger: i guess it
You: i could be uggers
Stranger: right?
You: yes youre right haha
You: :*
Stranger: )
Stranger: where r u
You: uhm... narnia
You: hbu?
Stranger: ....i don`t know
Stranger: my english is so-so~
You: thats cool
Stranger: well
Stranger: very coolllll hah
You: ha si
You: i gotta go..
You: bye!
Stranger: well,goodbye
Stranger: 88~
Stranger: 88=goodbye in chinses
Stranger: chinese
You: cool haha
You: bye1
Stranger: 88~
You: !*
Stranger: )
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: rah rah rah!
You: rawrrrr
Stranger: grrrrr!!
You: arfff
Stranger: haha :)
You: meow ;)
You: hah
Stranger: purrrrrr
You: quack quack
Stranger: squeek squeek...
You: chirp chirp
Stranger: baa baaaaaa
You: glub glub (fishie ;])
Stranger: haha
Stranger: moooo moooooo
You: hmmm
You: nayyyy
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha!!
You: caw caw!
Stranger: parrot?
You: sure! yaya
You: haha
You: **
You: lol
Stranger: so where you from?
You: jupiter
Stranger: nice!
You: mhm
You: you?
Stranger: Venus...
You: nice
You: ha
Stranger: yeah is nice this time of year...
You: coolio
Stranger: so really..where you from?
You: the states (:
You: you?
Stranger: New Zealand :)
 
Stranger: FREE NACHOS!
You: omg.
Stranger: awesome right?
You: very!
Stranger: i know.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lmao:
 
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
Stranger: Tell me your deepest, darkest secret ^^
You: Ok.
You: I hate you.
You: There.
Stranger: heh
Stranger: Good retaliation.
You: ?
You: Ok.

Eek.
that was creepy.
 
Hahaha. Someone just disconnected without saying anything. XD
--
Stranger: swedish or London?
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: Jenny?
Stranger: WHO TOLD YOU?!?
You: Benny?
You: Benny? Did?
Stranger: NOW WE KNOW!
You: Know waht?
Stranger: OH GOD NOW WE KNOW!
Stranger: OH YEAH WE KNOW NOW!
Stranger: NOW WE KNOW!
You: OH YEAHHHH?
You: KNOW WHAT?
You: KNOW ABOUT BENNY???
Stranger: OH GOD NOW WE KNOW
Stranger: YEAH NOW WE NOW
Stranger: WE KNOW NOW
Stranger: NOW WE KNOW!
You: I KNOW YOU KNOW.
You: YO KNOW NOW

You: YOU NOW KNOW!
You: I bet you didnt know.
You: THIS
You: COMPUTER
You: IS
You: GOING
You: To
You: BOOM
You: *isfried

:cool1::cool2:
 
You: I AM NICK JONAS

Stranger: OMG RLY?
You: YEA
You: WANT TO TALK TO ME?
You: OR JOE?
Stranger: LIKE ALL OF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE, NO I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU!

:laughing:
 
Stranger: CHUPA QUE EH DE UVA ?
Stranger: CHUPA QUE EH DE UVA ?
Stranger: CHUPA QUE EH DE UVA ?
Stranger: CHUPA QUE EH DE UVA ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----

Stranger: so u like obama?
----

Stranger: asl?
You: 55/m/usa. you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
LOL..
:rotfl::rotfl:

You: We live on planets

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ya

Stranger: im 20 old male

You: Im a three year old female

Stranger: ok

Stranger: from??

You: YOUR MUDDA

Stranger: what??

You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: Guten tag. Wo bist du?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Hello
You: HI I LIKE HANNAH MONTANA DO YOU?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I don´t know Hanna Montana
You: :O
Stranger: I never watched before
You: ohh
Stranger: Where are you from ?
You: usa
Stranger: How old are you ?
You: 12
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: Because you like hannah
You: ?
Stranger: Hence you like hanah
You: yea
Stranger: rsrs
Stranger: Are you high school ?
You: no.
You: i am only 12. why would i be in high school??
Stranger: What do you study ?
You: math, social studies, science, reading.
Stranger: Iam brazilian...I studied this too
You: ohh
Stranger: But...Now I am university student and you ?
You: i am going into middle school this fall
Stranger: Ahh..
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: Do you speak english only ?
You: yes
 
Stranger: boo
You: DIS?
Stranger: yea okay no clue =D sorry
You: nevermind.
You: Neopets?
Stranger: i played wayyy long ago
Stranger: when it didn't suck
You: Hm..yeah me too.
Then.....Omegle?
Stranger: well im on it now
You: Omegle backwards is elgemO
You: Take away the G, and its elmo
Stranger: lol i was about to say that xD
You: PHYCICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

You: I'm going to urinate brb.
Stranger: lol kk
You: Im back and 10x awesomer
You: Except.
Stranger: ?
You: There was no toilet so I peed on the moniter
Stranger: oh wow good job hope u didn't get electrocuted
Stranger: now ill know what happened if you diconnect
You: Oh no I didn't I tota
You: f bvng,n ggkfdhhfgfismsgrw4za
Stranger: yup
You: trfnnnnnnnnnnsgfddt ytgbgbtgbbb
Stranger: i know, right?
You: nvxjcallllll>bvxnB wrj
Stranger: i mean WHAT is wrong with those people =O
You: OH GAD. IT SHOTR MY FOOT
Stranger: well that sucks
You: HAND SPAZJGIUgfrhgoehgoFJ
Stranger: oh sorry i gotta go
Stranger: my friend is 'thirsty'
Stranger: lol baibaii nice meeting you
You: rgdkbfogzsrgkdf
You: hrdeergrbyehskgfds
You: BYE
You: OGADHELPME
Stranger: well i wont disconnect if you feel like waiting but i'll doubt you'll wait *helps*
You: OK I L < TRIES



\
Stranger: okay going downstairs now
You: OCRAPDJ

You: ;uo
You: xjf\f
You: gf bvc
You: OHCRAP
You: I think I'm okay now. When you get back, I'm going to let you know....
I'm seriously ingured
Stranger: okay im back
Stranger: so how seriously are you injured?
You: Really really freakin ingurdfghadxhg
Stranger: they shot you in the foot?
You: CRAP YES
You: in the hhbdf;gdasrgbeass
Stranger: shouldn't you go to a hospital =O
You: Uh...No.
You: udgfufdhdthgHOLYhthtdfgfdh
You: d
You: f
You: kj
You: fxd
You: yjcx
You: x
You: 6tno
You: noooooioooooooooo
You: help, man.
You: OHCRAPGOTAGOHH
 
My conversation starters:
"haaaaaaaay there girlfrannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd"
"I LIKE HANNAH MONTANA. DO YOU?" xD
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Stranger: "haaaaaaaay there girlfrannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd" is a really weird way to start a conversation with
---

Stranger: tell me something you've lied about today
You: ummm idk do u have anything to confess?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i am lying to my parents
Stranger: once
Stranger: they found my stash
You: =O
Stranger: and i promesed to quit doing it but i still do it
Stranger: true story
Stranger: i have only told my closests friends about that
Stranger: now you tell me something
You: ok hmm
You have disconnected.
 















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