Omegle?

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

I'm still talking to the same person xD


Stranger: But my biggest wish is to see a volcano in action (In distance)
You: hmmm, i guess that would be really fascinating
Stranger: Indeed it would!
Stranger: You dont think i am insane, do you?
You: Noooo
You: Not at all
You: you're better than the other weirdos ive met on here xD
Stranger: *blush* thank you
You: haha no problemo
Stranger: It's just... People who do not take any interest in nature or nature science simply dont understand me
You: yeah i love nature
You: not that nature loves me but oh well xD
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: ahh nature causes havoc to my hair xD
You: i have naturally curly hair
Stranger: *Sicl*
Stranger: sicl = Sitting in chair laughing
You: lol
You: it's true though
You: xD
Stranger: But well, that is biology, it cant explode - not interesting
You: Lol haha
You: im taking biology next year xD
Stranger: Sorry :S
You: lol no worries
Stranger: But well, every indivdual is diffrent, and if you like biology, then you are free to chose
You: exactly
You:
You: so are you stll in school?
Stranger: Highschool, i am to begin at 2nd year
You: ahhh
You: cool
You: im finished school but i have sixth form/college now
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: Oh, i see, in that way... I thought you ment you had been at college for 6 years
You: ahhh, no
You: sixth form is a type of college, it's usually linked to school thouhgh
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im 17
You: coool @D
You: *
Stranger: in denmark we begin in primary school in the age of 6, then 10 years there...
You: ohhh
You: we start primary school at 4 and finish at 11. Then we go to high school from 11 till 16
You: any education after that is optional
Stranger: Oh i see... High-school in denmark is quite later...
You: ahhh
Stranger: Here, its the beginning on what we call a "Further-going education for young people"
Stranger: We are in primary school for 10 years, then we are free to chose what to do
You: ahh interesting :d

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

I'm still at it.....

Stranger: Naaah, not at all
Stranger:
You: lol it is too me
You: it's good to see the differences between countries
Stranger: You might be right
Stranger: I don't even know your name
You: Sian
Stranger: Sian? Never seen that name before
You: like Sha-ah-n
You: it's welsh
Stranger: Welsh?
You: You know different names are traditional in certain countries
You: mine is a traditional Welsh name
You: from Wales, you know
You: why, what's your name??
Stranger: Oh, i should have known that -.-
Stranger: My name is Visti
You: Ohh cool
You: wait, how's that pronounced??
Stranger: Exactly as it's spelled
You: ahhh good stuiff
Stranger: Traditional Danish name............
You: you never can tell
Stranger: 250 years ago -.-
You: wow
You: What time is it for you?
Stranger: 20:32
You: cool only an hour ahead of me
Stranger: Yeah, i could have told you that I study geography on my own
You: ohh, i can't do geography xD, it confuses me
You: hehe
Stranger: Geography is going to be my life
You: yeah i gathered with all the nature and volcano stuff
You: sounds good :d
You: *
You: Do you have facebook?
You: i do and im addicted xD
Stranger: Blaah, sorry
Stranger: My dog freaked out outside
Stranger: Had to see what happened
You: haha that's fine
You: is it ok?
Stranger: Yeah, i don't know what the heck she saw
You: aww bless her
Stranger: *giggle* Or kick her because she's stupid
You: Awwww
You: what's her name?
Stranger: Hm... i am bad at answering right now, sorry
Stranger: She's called Phoebe
Stranger: My mom wanted her to because she love "friends"
You: ahh dont worry about it, disconnect if you get sick of chatting, i wont mind
You: and aww i love friends
Stranger: It's not that... i am just chatting with half the world right now :S
You: Lol hahaha, good thing or bad?
Stranger: Good, but stressing
Stranger: 2 girls on sms, 4 friends on msn and you here
You: haha cool
You: are you popular with the girls??
Stranger: Most of my friends are girls actually
You: ahh good stuff
You: i know, i find it easier to be with guys
Stranger: Not that im a player or anything... I just think they are better to talk to
You: i dont think your a player xD
Stranger: thank you
You:
Stranger: oh no! another girl came online on msn now :S
You: lol haha xd
You: bless
Stranger: Wish me good luck, i will need it :S
You: I get called a major flirt becauuse i find it easier to be around guys xD
You: luckk
Stranger: Yeah, many people just cant understand that a boy and a girl can talk, without loving each other
You: exactly
Stranger: I had insanely many girlfriends if that was so :S
You: hmm?
Stranger: If i had to be the boyfriend of every girl i spoke to
You: lol ahhhh
You: i get you now
Stranger: xD
You: I know what you meann, i have tonned of boys as friends
Stranger: Yeah, that would be stressing if you had to love all of them, right?
You: Unteresting but very weird. I mean i do love them, but just as friends
You: *interesting
Stranger: Blaah, you know what i mean silly girl
You: hasha yeahh i doo
You: giggles
You: do you have a girlfriend??
Stranger: No, not right now... Unfortuneately
You: awww bless
You: surprising really
Stranger: Actually not... I am in love with a girl who's in love with me
Stranger: But i am to move 140 km away from here in a week, so we dont dare to enter a relationship
You: awwww thats so sadd
Stranger: That's life... Pain and sorrow is unavoidable.. I just have to turn it into something good
You: yep, im sure you'll find someone
You: and you never know, you might meet her later in life
Stranger: It was my plan to move back there in 2 years when i am done with highschool
Stranger: Never the less it was my plan to visit her and some other friends every single weekend
You: awww that's sweet
You: well i wish you luck with it all
Stranger: Thank you very much
You: no problemo honey
Stranger: Hm.. Honey?
You: Ahh sorry
You: i tend to say that to everyone
You: like being friendly and all
You: i do it all the time xD
Stranger: Oh i see... Well, not that you should stop... I am just... Diffrent, i dont like to be called such things
You: lol ahh okies . I wont do it again
Stranger: Thank you Sian
You: That's ok
Stranger: Oh my... One of the girls just called me insane!
Stranger: She asked me what i were to do in the weekend, and i answered
You: lol uhhmm
You: funny
Stranger: Let me hear your oppinion
Stranger: I am to visit a couple of friends.. We're going to fight with swords and shields friday and then watch some movies when we're wounded and tired

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Oh mann. i had this reaaalllyyy long convo with this guy on omegle^^ And then my internet messed up. Ohh i enjoyed speaking to him aswell xD

 

[StitchfansJr]

Hahah Allison that was probably me.
I always disconnect if i spell hey wrong.

oops.

haha, nice.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

the first 6 people left after i said "hey girl hey!"


Stranger: wassup ?
You: oh nothing you know just babysitting my grandmother.
Stranger: aaahh..
Stranger: gud
Stranger: how old are u ??
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21.. wud turn 22 tmrw
You: omg no way i just turned 12 today!
You: we're liek soul sistas!
Stranger: hmm i c
You: thanks... my grandmother turns 34 in a week. im having a party. should i hire a clown?
Stranger: naa i dont think so
You: really? what about balloons?
Stranger: she turned wat.. 34.. ??? :O
You: duh!
Stranger: which country are u from ??
You: usa! everyone has children young nowadays! where have you been!?
Stranger: this is very unusaul here
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[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Stranger: Horny, male and bi.
You: oh really
You: cool
Stranger: yup
You: interesting
Stranger: what about you?
You: well....
You: im a female
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: a horny one?
You: and im straight xD
Stranger: well, thats fine\
You: lol uhhmm not atm im not
Stranger: can I... Help you with that?
You: not really
You: only my bf can
Stranger: >.<
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database
Stranger: teehee
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: Not in the US
Stranger: bill 35 C of canada
Stranger: internet laws
You: haha xD
Stranger:
Stranger: also
Stranger: if you say FBI in here
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: it gives that notifier
Stranger: lol
You: lol i noticed
Stranger: Well, unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
You: huh?
Stranger: your FBI copy paste didn't phase me
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: my post??
You: i didnt choose to put that
You: i was made to
Stranger: cool
You: lol nah my friend made me try it
You: sorry xD#
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Your friend should try to think before he does that...
Stranger: or she...
Stranger: because on top of the regular precautions of omegle,
Stranger: its very easy do disqualify the posibilites of law enforcement without even having to ask questions...
Stranger: lol

 

[crazytp93]

Stranger: The harsh physics of toolboxes
You: It is harsh.
Stranger: Are you the one I'm looking for?
Stranger: No .

 

[Princess victoria]

Stranger: so
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: clothes
Stranger: more details
You: you're a freak.....
Stranger: no you are
Stranger: your the stranger
You: oh and who's the one asking me what i'm wearing?
You: that would be YOU
Stranger: yeah i was just wondering what kinda clothing people wear on omegle
You: i wear regular clothes
Stranger: would that be blue jeans?
You: no
You: i'm still in my pajamas
Stranger: what did you eat for breakfast yesterday?
You: OHMIGAWWD.......MY MOM IS GETTING EATEN BY A LION!!!!!
You: :[[[
Stranger: you are crazy
You: not really
You: the lions about to come eat your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Princess victoria]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: m or f?
You: i live in Alcatraz
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[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Omegle cracks me up xD

ETA:
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: dammit..
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[Princess victoria]

You: Hi....i live in a box
Stranger: hi i live in a house
You: yea my box is pretty big though
You: it's like that box house on out of the box
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cosy
You: it's pretty much a box mansion
Stranger: lucky u
You: yea...my pet Alligator lives under a bridge though
You: he likes scaring people
Stranger: awww cute
You: yea...his name is Allistor
Stranger: really... not fluffy then
You: nooo
You: i have a three headed dog too....my homey Hagrid gave him to me...his name is fluffy
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[PigletGurl]

im still chatting with this dude lol

Stranger: Heyho
You: Are you Edward Cullen?
Stranger: No. Edward Cullen is a fictional character.
Stranger: An overrated one at that.
You: That's too bad, because I'm Bella.
Stranger: Sure you are love.
You: What is your name them?
Stranger: Pippel.
You: Is that a girl or a guy's name?
Stranger: Unisex
You:
Stranger: That way it didn't matter what sex i was when I was born
You: I see.
You: What sex are you?
Stranger: Male.
You: How long have you been Pippel?
Stranger: All my life?
You: And how long has that been going on?
Stranger: About 17 years.
You: You don't know??
Stranger: Not exactly.
You: I'm so sorry.
Stranger: Why?
You: That you don't know your own age, young Pippel.
Stranger: Aah, well it's been debated many a time.
You: Ah, I see.
You: I've been told I'm 19 myself.
Stranger: Aah, but can you be sure?
You: I have a birth certificate that says so, but one can never be too sure.
Stranger: I have a birth certificate that says so aswell, but it doesn't mean it's correct
You: That's true.
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: Finland
You: That's a long way from where I'm from.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Puerto Rico
Stranger: ;o
You: A tiny little nothing somewhere in the caribbean sea.
Stranger: Nice weather there?
You: Most of the time, yes. Sometimes it gets too hot.
Stranger: Shamee.
You: What about this 'Finland'?
Stranger: What about it?
You: How is the weather there?
Stranger: Aah. Cold
You: I can't stand the cold.
Stranger: I can't stand hot weather
You: We should switch places then.
You: And see how long we last.
You: I should warn you, I will probably win. I'm very competitive.
Stranger: I'll probably die.
You: You'll melt to death.
Stranger: I would
You: I guess I would freeze to death if I stepped foot in this Finland.
You: I'll bring a million sweaters.
Stranger: =]
You: And take shelter in an igloo.
Stranger: No igloos near me
You: Hmm, I'll build one.

 

[crazytp93]

You: Hi
Stranger: 15 m china chinese is very friendly ! please don`t hate chinese!china is a very great
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[BabyPiglet]

They would say stuff like:

'uh.. what?'

or

'are you in the colony?'

I'd just say.. 'maybe.. and/or yes'

Some would ask questions that are not very good to say on here, though. It was hilarious, you should try it, if you want to have a good laugh.

Yeah, lol. I would've posted my conversation with one person here, but it's not at all appropriate.

 

[Princess victoria]

Stranger: hai
You: I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!!
Stranger: ok dankje
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[Princess victoria]

You: Edward....Edward Cullen?!
Stranger: HE HAS NOO PERSONALITY !
You: yes he does........
Stranger: HE DOES NOT !
You: you're mean. :[
Stranger: READ THE BOOK WATCH THE MOVIE !
Stranger: I WAS LIKE YOU !
Stranger: BELIVE ME
Stranger: HE HAS NO PERSONALITY
Stranger: AND TALKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN STRANGLED !
You: how would you like it if someone said YOU had no personality
You: i've read all the books
Stranger: he is a fictional character for goodness sake !
You: who said i was a real person?
Stranger: fair enough.
You: :]
Stranger: point is he has no personality
Stranger: ok
You: so does Harry potter have a personality?
Stranger: i hate harry potter
Stranger: he practically plucks his eyebrows
You: oohh...you're not a very cool person then
You: harry potter is my bf
Stranger: listen just coz i dont like harry potter coz i find him gay doesnt make me not a cool personn
You: do you like Yoda?
Stranger: whats that ?
You: Yoda...from Star wars
Stranger: oh dear lord !!
You: what?
Stranger: u seriouse its so science fiction !
Stranger: now ur going to tell me u like doctor who ?
Stranger: right ?
You: no acutally
You: never seen that show
You: do you like Gandalf?
Stranger: hmm remind me of that again ?
Stranger: i've heard of it ?
You: the wizard fomr lord of the rings
You: *from
Stranger: GANDALF !
Stranger: yea he's alright
Stranger: : )
You: WOOOO......Frodo?
Stranger: omg yea !
Stranger: haha
You: yesss!!
You: Legolas is my favorite
Stranger: lol yea !
Stranger: mee too
You: he's HAWT

 

[WDWtraveler27]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: are you chinese?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Stranger: Hey
You: hey.
Stranger: i kill jews and i like it
Stranger: hello?


err..

 

[InfalliblexLove]

You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: nnm u?
You: oh not much. watchin tv.
Stranger: cool so weird activity!
You: haha ya. where are you from?
Stranger: earth u?
Stranger:
You: haha mars
Stranger: wow!
You: im an alien
Stranger: my grandma actually comes from mars!
You: thats sweet
Stranger: well we are all aliens in fact
You: ah true
Stranger: yeah
You: so hows earth these days?
Stranger: well... absolutely boiling
You: ha lovely.
Stranger: what about there?
Stranger: 160 C?
Stranger:
You: eh. its pretty hot. and desert-y
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: do you have flying cars?
You: we do
Stranger: yeah ! ıt ll be !

 

[StitchfansJr]

Stranger: hi
You: do u like hannah montana? i luv her
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