Omegle?

[Princess victoria]

i'm currently a 19 year old Czech stripper.....WOOO.

 

[StitchfansJr]

i'm currently a 19 year old Czech stripper.....WOOO.

o_o

some guy just gave me his myspace. he said he was 16, and he looks 12-13. haha.

 

[Princess victoria]

oh and i'm gay now

 

[Princess victoria]

You: can i haz cheezburger!?
Stranger: kkkkkkk
Stranger: yes
Stranger: age?????????
You: OMGZ THANK YOUZZ

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

I met a DISer. I am currently talking to Ms.tinkerpoo on there.

 

[MuskratSusie]

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

That was a good laugh right there!!!

 

[Disney.Ears]

I met a DISer. I am currently talking to Ms.tinkerpoo on there.

NOWAY!
Out of 2,000+ people...who would've thought!
Did you just ask "Are you a DISer?"

SO I saw this thread and totally had to check it out, and this was my first convo

tranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
You: hello
Stranger: ㅎㅇ
Stranger: 안녕
Stranger: 안녕이라고
Stranger: 타자못ㅊ ㅕ/


Hmm..I think its a alien

I HAD HIM/HER! I was like....uhm?

What a weird website!

I know right.
Creepy at times...but fun if you make it.

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

Stranger: hi, i'm male
You: hi , im fe-male
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: I'm 22 and your rooms looks nice.
You: are you spying on me?
Stranger: Loook under your bed baby
You:..........
You:The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMAO! That's a good one, did you just type that? Lol.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

I'm trying out. but i would never sway info with them, not personal info, not even if i got to know them pretty well xD

 

[SKJA124]

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

ahahahaahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! xD
that is HILARIOUS.

 

[MuskratSusie]

I've had many people convinced now that DIS is a small nudist colony near Russia.

I hope you don't mind that I used that last night, I was laughing so hard at what people had said. xP I probably used it for about an hour or so. While using that, I was crying because of how hard I was laughing! Lol.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I hope you don't mind that I used that last night, I was laughing so hard at what people had said. xP I probably used it for about an hour or so. While using that, I was crying because of how hard I was laughing! Lol.

wat would they say?

 

[marypops!]

Decided to give it a try. Mine was just a simple repeat of Why?...

Stranger: 14
You: 14 what?
Stranger: years old
You: Ok...
Stranger: And you are?
You: Why?
Stranger: Lol, just asking.
You: Why?
Stranger: Uhhhhhhh...
Stranger: To see if you are my age, a pedo, or a douche looking for a horny girl
You: Why?
Stranger: So I could add you on something
You: Why?
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: Why do you keep playing the Why game?
You: Why?
Stranger: I hate you, but I'm not ending the convo.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you are going to lose this game.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I am a crazy mastermind.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because people made me this way
You: Why?
Stranger: Because they bullied me, they taught me to use my brain, they made me think of what to do.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because that's their nature.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because they were raised like that.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because their parents raised them.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I'm tracking your IP address
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I told you I was a crazy mastermind
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I want to see what your insides look like.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because they turn me on.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I like how mushy they look.
You: Why?
Stranger: Don't think your the first, because I'm crazy.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because people you make me this way.
You: v
You: Why?
Stranger: Because CTRL + V didn't work for you.
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger: Cause I hate you
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I want to show you a pic of me
You: Why?
Stranger: So you can see
You: Why?
Stranger: Because i want you to see how evil and plain insane I am.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I'm Robby
You: Why?
Stranger: Because that
You: Why?
Stranger: 's what I made myself.
You: Why?
Stranger: Ok, it doesn't work if you ask before I finish my thought. -_-
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you're ****ing retarded.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you're playing a game that my 10 year old nephew plays.
You: Why?
Stranger: You tell me.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you know and I don't.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I said
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I wanted to.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because I am now on MapQuest.
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:
You: Why?
Stranger:



The conversation is then a repeat for about 5 minutes...

 

[minniemouse440044]

Stranger: i can make us dinner
Stranger: what would you like
You: chicken parm
Stranger: nahh
You: brouselsprouts
You: borccoli
You: and mashed potatoes
Stranger: o0o0o0 broccoli
You: and chicken nugets in the shape of dinosaurs
Stranger: why dinosaurs
You: cause they are awesome
You: why not dinos?
Stranger: i was thinkin more like shape of cell phones
Stranger: so we can eat and talk at the same time '
You: nah, i dont want to eat cellphone shaped food
You: i want to eat dino shaped food
Stranger: s0o0o picky
Stranger: fine
You: yes, im very picky deal with it
Stranger: well then
Stranger: im sure i can change that



HAHHAHA

 

[MuskratSusie]

wat would they say?

They would say stuff like:

'uh.. what?'

or

'are you in the colony?'

I'd just say.. 'maybe.. and/or yes'

Some would ask questions that are not very good to say on here, though. It was hilarious, you should try it, if you want to have a good laugh.

 

[minniemouse440044]

You: hi
Stranger: hi bro
Stranger: from where
You: france
You: you?
Stranger: spain mate
You: awesome
You: do you like spain?
Stranger: hmmm yea sir, now is full of germans and english people, im from mallorca
Stranger: what part of france are you
You: lyonnais
Stranger: lyon, loveli land
You: yes very much
You: so historic
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: age?
You: 24
Stranger: 24 sir
Stranger: yea
You: oh vey
Your conversational partner has disconnected


hahahhaha

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Stranger: hi
You: why?
Stranger: why
Stranger: why not
You: why?why?
Stranger: is everything OK
You: why?
You: why? wat was wrong?
You: did the goat fall of the tree?
Stranger: m or f
You: oh no! biilly wait ill save you ! dont jump
You: tell billy not to jump
Stranger: yep..if you insist
Stranger: ok.you bet i will
Stranger: bill jean?
You: did biilly jump?
Stranger: billy jean is not my lover
You: no..thts the goats name
You: billy the goat
You: aahhhhhhh he jumped!!
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: ok ..he suicide
You: no billy stay with me
You: its okay billy im here
You: *cries
Stranger: dont crt
You: hes gone
Stranger: he will be ok
Stranger: noting serious
You: but hes dead
Stranger: no he is in paradise
You: oh wait thts not billy
Stranger: have a brand new life
You: really?
Stranger: yep..of course
Stranger: god will bless him
You: im gonna bring him back1 .....2.....3 clear
You: buzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: no.
You: hes not breathing....he cant leave me
Stranger: he will be ok
You: we were engaged
Stranger: believe me
You: will u marry me then?
Stranger: maybe
You: Vegsa?
You: Vegas?*
Stranger: no
You: no?
You: but billy loves vegas!
Stranger: billy jean is not my lover
You: we must respect billy last wish
You: not tht billy!!!
Stranger: what wish
You: billy the goat
Stranger: ohh..i know
You: for u and me to get married in Vegas
You: yes
Stranger: are you a female?
You: yes
You: bye
Stranger: how old are you?
You have disconnected.

it started getting creepy.....i think he thought i was serious....lol i said i was a girl cuz i knew tht if i said i was a guy tht he would sign off

 

[Disney.Ears]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Another word of advice: I know your secret...
Stranger: ...ye ?
You: Everytime a pedophile tries to have a convo with me, a message pops up telling me so.
You: So why'd you do it?
Stranger: do your hava a msn id?
You: PEDOPHILLLLLLLE! $%^&
You: I knew it.
Stranger: go to bed byebye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:
You: Well hi there pal!
Stranger: Hi.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Elizabeth.
You: It's swell to meetcha Elizabeth. I'm MickeyMouse!
Stranger: Cool story.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Stranger: hye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahah Allison that was probably me.
I always disconnect if i spell hey wrong.

oops.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Stranger: Hey
You: Hola
Stranger: No hablo muy español
Stranger:
You: that's okay, i dont either
Stranger: Giggle
Stranger: Heh, but you study it ?
You: si, es correcto
You: damn that sucked xD
You: but yes i do
Stranger: Didn't suck, it's correct
You:
You: so are you male or female
Stranger: i'm a male
You: cool
Stranger: y tu?
You: soy una chica
Stranger: Hm... This is weird
You: haha why's that?
Stranger: This conversation really looks like the one i had with one of my friends once... You're not danish, are you?
You: Nope xD
Stranger: Good, would have been weird to meet a real life friend at omegle
You: lol very weird xD
Stranger: But then where are you from?
You: England
You: what about you?
Stranger: Denmark... The tiny little nothing north of Germany
You: awww
Stranger: ??
You: Ive never been to germany
Stranger: You haven't?
Stranger: Well, then its the tiny little nothing south of Norway
You: ahh
Stranger: Now you know it, right?
You: yep, i do
You: have you been to england before?
Stranger: Yes, one single time
You: cool
You: what did you think?
Stranger: freaking awsome
You: haha xD
Stranger: I've always loved the english language, so just the fact that everyone spoke english made me glad
You: lol
Stranger: But well, one thing bothered me
You: what was that?
Stranger: I was in london... All those business-men.. So busy and "i dont care" like attitudes :S
You: yeahhh, we get sicjk of them too xD
You: *sick
Stranger: Indeed yes... But everything else was great, seriously
You: cool
You: yeah england s ok
You: i get sick of it, but that's because it's where im from xD
Stranger: *giggle* I get your point You need something new, right?
You: yep, i sure doo
You: hehe
You: i wanna go to spain or R#ome
You: *Rome
Stranger: Yeah, that would be amazing, i agree
Stranger: Well, i got two places on this earth that i simply GOT to see before i die
You: which is?
Stranger: New Zealand and The Galabagos Islands
You: Oh wow, sounds good
Stranger: Indeed... The wild and powerful nature is what draws me there
You: hmmmm interesting
Stranger: Yes, i love extreme nature
Stranger: Volcanos <3
You: ahhh being close to a volcano would scare me
You: but i guess you gotta try something new once in a while
Stranger: Hm... Perhaps an activ volcano would make me nervous, but a dead volcano is not dangerous in any way
You: yeah you have a point hehe
Stranger is typing...

 

[life of the party]

Stranger: i actually dont care for massive **** and if theyre overly big ...then thats just a turn off to be fair

You: true. expecialy fake ones

Stranger: plus youve got to take in the fat factor. i mean i always judge by the arms

You: double d's are icky

Stranger: yeah.. i prefer like B's to C's

Stranger: my ex girlfriends friend had A's and she was fat

You: ahahahahahahaha

Stranger: i imagine her to be like ****ing a sumo wrestler

You: i sumo wrestle

You: ammature

Stranger: uh oh

You: its fun

Stranger: what to the women wear

Stranger: its all awfully confusing

You: well the "diapers" then traditional japanese "sports bra" type thing

You: that the women in japan always wore in sporting events in history

Stranger: hahahahahaha

You: its pretty sweet

Stranger: its all so...comical

You: i competively eat to gain weight for my meets

You: i have to gain alot of weight, i may look fat & ugly

You: but inside i know im a winner

Stranger: on the outside however- you're without a doubt a loser