Omegle?

[Disney.Ears]

Actually, she asked me. Lol
Not having any luck finding anybody today.

That's magical!
I've been trying forever but no luck lol.

 

[life of the party]

Stranger: heey
Stranger: how r u?
You: hi i'm nick Jonas
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what's up with no one wanting to talk to the jonas brothers?!
hhahaha

XD hahaha

and omg i have to show you my "joshy"

You: Hey. Guess? Who?
Stranger: what?
You: It's the Jonas brothers! We just found out about Omegle, so we thought we could suprise some fans online!
You: Sorry if your not a fan.
Stranger: of course you can
You: Um. Surprise!
You: ??
Stranger: i never know Jonas brother
You: Oh, well gotta go! Glad we could talk. We appriceate fans like you coming on and chatting with us.
Thx for the support!
Stranger: ok
You: Bye fellow supporter.
You: ITS NOT THE FREAKIN JONAS BROTHERS GET A GRIP
You have disconnected.

el em ay ooh

 

[EyoreFANS12]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: are you interesting?
You: ummm sorta?
Stranger: you're not very convincing
You: how would i have to convince you?
Stranger: by being interesting
Stranger: say something interesting
You: i have 6 toes
You: no lie
Stranger: really? show me a picture.
You: haha i am actually lieing, but it got you interested.
You: rightttt
Stranger: i have four heads
You: well guess what? i have 5
Stranger: you just lied to my face
Stranger: why should i believe you?
You: because im "interesting"
You: xD
Stranger: lying isn't interesting
You: your not interesting

it makes me not bored

 

[big_thunder_girl]

Stranger: Happy monday
You: Happy almost TUESDAY!!
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: I'm ready for it to be Tuesaday
You: Wanna talk to my best friend?
Stranger: sure, why not?
Stranger: Hello best friend!
You: Sup!
Stranger: How's life?
You: Gosh, thanks for asking. It's terrible.
Stranger: what's up?
You: How can I tell. I'm looking at the screen.
You: Why would I look up?
You: Darn you stupid!
Stranger: Well, I mean to say, what is bothering you?
Stranger: I am sometimes
You: Possibly?
You: DUH.
Stranger: You say life is terrible. Why so?
You: Because I'm not doing anything but looking at a crappy DELL computer.
You: Playing with a site with no meaning
Stranger: Argh! I feel you
You: With a stupid name
You: O- freakin' MEGLE?
Stranger: I've been trying to find a job or ANYTHING to give me something to do
You: Oh my stupid friend want to talk now. GOSH.
Stranger: This is the best I can get for socialization over the summer
Stranger: ALl my friends are going on vacation
You: Oh, Hi?
You: It's me again.
Stranger: Hello again
You: Sorry I wanted a snack!
You: Pretzels...Yum!
Stranger: Snacks are nummy
You: Totally.
Stranger: I don't like the dry, crunchy pretzels
You: I do.
Stranger: I like the big ones though
You: I like those.
You: I like both.
You: Every pretzel is awesome.
You: They all rock
Stranger: I prefer chips or popcorn
You: I love popcorn.
You: Popcorn is amuzing!
Stranger: amusing and amazing?
You: Yup!
Stranger: Like those games where you try and throw it into each others mouths?
You: LOL
You: Yes!
You: I love those
You: But I never win
You: But no one IS perfect, right?
Stranger: winning those games? Who cares?
Stranger: Perfection is boring
You: Why?
You: I don't think anythings boring.
Stranger: Perfection leaves no challenge to life
You: Aw, my friends bored and wanted to talk.
You: Here SHE is.
Stranger: okay
You: Hi
You: Hello?
You: God, I hate slow people.
Stranger: hello again
Stranger: sorry, talking to GF on AIM simultaneously
You: Whatever.
You: Why double task?
You: That's stupid.
Stranger: Because I enjoy the interaction
Stranger: I'm a scoial guy
You: Your a GUY?
Stranger: ON TEH INTERWEBS?
Stranger: NO WAI!
Stranger: yeah
You: Crap. Here's my friend, I hate boys.
As if I didn't hate you already.
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Hi! was the chat nice?
Stranger: scroll up a bit
You: Oh, sorry bout' her!
Stranger: tis ok
You: She's not too bright.
You: THX ALOT
LIKE I CARE
You: Hey!
Stranger: anonymity is a nice tool to say whatever we like without fear of reprimand
You: That is not me who said that
You: Im going to send her home.
Stranger: Your not Multiple-personality, are you?
You: No way.
Stranger: whatever sinks your submarine
You: She grabbed the keyboard.
You: d
You: OH. DARN. HER MOM IS HERE. I MUST MISS. HER.
Stranger: whatev's
You: (not really)
You: What?
You: Whats your name
You: You act like someone I know
Stranger: Kevin
You: Oh! Ok, kevin Jonas. LOL
You: Just kiddin'
You: I know no Kevins
Stranger: I was gonna say... no
Stranger: okay
You: LOL
You: Are you a DISer?
Stranger: DIS?
You: Nevermind. Code talk.
You: If you were you'd know.
You:
You: Sorry.
Stranger: Let's see what google turns up?
You: Ok.
You: Sure
You: It's not a secret.
You: It's just a long sentance to type.
You: I hate long sentances. LOL
Stranger: okay
Stranger: google wasn't helpful
You: Oh. Sorry
You: Search DIS boards then
Stranger: Disney turned up for most of em, was that it?
You: A disney (mostly teens and adults) chat board.
Stranger: ahkay
You: It seems kiddy but we are all just mature disney fans
You: We are talking on Omegle.
You: And have a board called Omegle? Where we post our conversations up.
Stranger: okay
You: If you want I'll show ours
Stranger: okay, sure
You: If not...Its ok
You: Oh, ok.
Stranger: whoah, uh my battery is about to die
Stranger: sorry, I g2g
Stranger: laptop
You: Ok. LIER....Jk, haha.
Stranger: nice talking to you!
You: *LYER
You: You too!
JK About that lyer
You: thing
Stranger: take care

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

You: Hiya
Stranger: hi
You: Guess what?
You: I can say the alphabet backwarsss
You: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Stranger: clever
You: I know right?
Stranger: can u type standing on ur head
Stranger: lol
You: oooh I wish
You: that'd be awesometastic
You: can you?
Stranger: never tried
Stranger: let u first
You: hmm idk how I'd do this.. my desk is a mess!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bye
You: bye

Not that funny..
my next one wasn't so great xD

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

This site is an /excellent/ way to practice lying.

French fashion design intern? Why yes I am.

 

[disneychick2721]

No offense but the people who are like, 'Are you A DISer?' are practically inviting pedo's here.
just sayin'.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Somebody should have warned me how addicting this place is xD

 

[life of the party]

omg i feel so bad
i was talking to this guy for SO long earlier
then he sent me a pic
and my mom screamed for me to get off the comp
xD
i was like SORRY G2G!
he must think i think he is so ugly

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

aww..

I'm never truthful with these people.. I just keep fabricating elaborate lies..

 

[Keegro08]

Hahah. I am going to pretend to be a girl to see how far people go lol.

 

[MuskratSusie]

No offense but the people who are like, 'Are you A DISer?' are practically inviting pedo's here.
just sayin'.

When I say 'DISer' I ask them if they're a 'diser' no caps needed, really.

I do however, see where you're coming from, though.

omg i feel so bad
i was talking to this guy for SO long earlier
then he sent me a pic
and my mom screamed for me to get off the comp
xD
i was like SORRY G2G!
he must think i think he is so ugly

 

[Keegro08]

I guess people hate Arizona lol.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: where u frm
You: Arizonaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

it's kinda long, but it's funny

You: i like harry potter.
You: i plan to marry him soon.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but i don't
You: aww, and i was gonna invite you to the wedding.
Stranger: thank you...
Stranger: and when and where
You: thursday july 30 at hogwarts
You: we're having cake!!
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: great
You: do you want some.
Stranger: no thang you...i'm on a diet
You: oh darn. we'll have to buy some fat free cake i guess!
Stranger: yeah....i love them
You: thats good. i'll get some vanilla and chocolate cake.
You: and red velvet cake!
Stranger: Flow out of my mouth
You: i'll get some water.
You: and diet cokes. and diet sprites
Stranger: it must be a great wedding
You: it will be. ron will be there, you interested??
Stranger: who is ron?
You: harry's best friend!
Stranger: the boy?
You: uh yeah.
Stranger: and i got news from the tv....his best girl friend got ill?
You: the girl is too much of an interference.
You: i made her sick
Stranger: now...you are a bad female
You: and?
she was a worse female
Stranger: but i think she is a good friend
You: she's not. she's full of hate, and lies
Stranger: sorry....maybe i don't know much about her
You: nobody does. everything she says is a lie.
You: want some pretzels?
Stranger: really?
You: yes really.
Stranger: oh....on..thank you
You: darn.
You: i was gonna share!
Stranger: haha..
You: what?
Stranger: no....
You: so. you don't want to come to my wedding. you don't want any pretzels. what kind of a friend are you?!
Stranger: oh...i'm sorry...i;m happy when you invited me to your wedding
Stranger: but i have no time...and i don't know how to fo there
You: oh. it's a secret. i'll send you a map, and a spell to stop time here
Stranger: oh.....thank you
You: your very welcome!
Stranger: yeah..
You: so you're gonna come to my wedding!
Stranger: maybe /.......it depends
You: i sure do hope you do.
Stranger: yeah...me too....thank you
You: woo!
You: i love you.
Stranger: me too'
You: you love me?! really?! but you don't wanna share pretzels.
You: thats not what i call love.
Stranger: i like noodles
You: i have those too ! you wanna share them?!
Stranger: yeah ...t
You: they are nummmmy!
Stranger: haha
You: you like thies noodles?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and now..what time is it now?
You: 2:22 in the am!
Stranger: so late....
Stranger: you are in the usa?
You: yes.
Stranger: haha...
Stranger: my english is poor....so maybe a little slow
You: well my fiancee, harry, wants the computer. it's been nice talking to you. hope you can make it to the wedding. i love you!
Stranger: oh...
You: i love you i said!
Stranger: i love you too?

 

[nk2coolol]

You: Do you like politics?
Stranger: Kind of, not really.
You: Fair enough.
You: Do you like sports?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Yeah, I don't really get sports.
Stranger: :|

 

[StitchfansJr]

Stranger: hrry
You: hi i like hannah montana do u?
Stranger: i prefer miley cryus more
Stranger: cyrus*
You: yea
Stranger: what do you think about her?
You: i like some of her songs
Stranger: you know what i think
You: ?
Stranger: i think jonas brothers wasted an opportunity to not date her
You: i think nick did at one point...
Stranger: that's why i said it's wasted
You: yea. i agree
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hawaiidood]

Ha ha this is funny. Im apparently having a conversation with a porn star...

 

[StitchfansJr]

Ha ha this is funny. Im apparently having a conversation with a porn star...

I'm talking to a gay guy...xD

 

[Hawaiidood]

Oh well as long as he's nice! ha ah

 

[StitchfansJr]

Well, the convo ain't really DIS apprioate..but I'm not saying much to support it. xD just "lol" pretty much