A personally autographed copy of Fabio's novel.
Yes, he theoretically wrote a novel. Yes, it's some kind of romance novel. A friend and I wandered into a Kmart or Target some years back looking for a random thing and there was a sign on the door proclaiming that inside lurked Fabio, ready to sign copies of his novel. We loaded up and pretty much everyone we know got autographed copies for Xmas.