Okay, just for argument's sake....

[AmazingGrace]

Suppose my dh turned into a zombie and tried to attack me, but only managed to bite my ankle, would that mean i was doomed to become a zombie? or does that just apply to vampires?? And let's just suppose that I was infected with zombie goo and was doomed. If I killed myself before the metamorphisis took place, would i stay dead or would i end up being undead?
I'm just wondering because i had an extremely vivid zombie dream last night. Right before I woke up, I was in the walmart looking for sleeping pills to finish me off before i turned into a zombie. My poor kids, they would have been orphans. It was so sad.

 

[MushyMushy]

In all the zombie flicks I've seen, you are doomed to become one of the undead. BUT if you kill yourself before the transformation takes place, you'll stay dead.

Have you seen Zombieland, BTW? Hysterical!!!

 

[Stacerita]

If you get bitten, you are a zombie.

 

[pearlieq]

Suppose my dh turned into a zombie and tried to attack me, but only managed to bite my ankle, would that mean i was doomed to become a zombie? or does that just apply to vampires?? And let's just suppose that I was infected with zombie goo and was doomed. If I killed myself before the metamorphisis took place, would i stay dead or would i end up being undead?
I'm just wondering because i had an extremely vivid zombie dream last night. Right before I woke up, I was in the walmart looking for sleeping pills to finish me off before i turned into a zombie. My poor kids, they would have been orphans. It was so sad.

I'm quoting this as an important reminder that drinking and posting don't always mix.

 

[Stacerita]

I'm quoting this as an important reminder that drinking and posting don't always mix.

 

[Feej]

You need to read "Zombie Survival Guide" - http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9781400050802

From the description:

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

.....and remember, "If you get bit, you're it!"

 

[MomofKatie]

According to the 1 zombie movie I've seen (Night of the Living Dead), you become a zombie when you die, either self-inflicted or otherwise (unless you shoot your brains out- that's the way to "kill" a zombie). I believe that a zombie bite is poisonous- the bite will eventually kill you, then you will become one of them.

 

[AmazingGrace]

I'm quoting this as an important reminder that drinking and posting don't always mix.

Hey, now, I only had one tequila flavored smoothie and that was after i had the dream. I just have this morbid fascintation with zombies, ever since Thriller came out.

 

[Stacerita]

You need to read "Zombie Survival Guide" - http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9781400050802

From the description:

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

.....and remember, "If you get bit, you're it!"

Best advice I have ever seen on the DIS.

 

[postage stamp]

Sorry, but I'd have to kill ya.

It's not like you can be "Just a little bit Zombie".

Sung to "I"m a little bit Country" By Donny and Marie

"I'm a little bit Zombie, I feel like I've got a cold.
I swear he only chewed on my ankle.
I don't want to eat your brain oh no.

I don't know if it's good or bad
But I can't feel my toes
I'm a Little bit Zombie, I thinkI've just got a cold!"

 

[chibichibirei]

Sorry but once bitten you will be zombified and only removal of the head will undo it! I have weird zombie dreams from time to time as well.

 

[Jennasis]

Zombie tip #44: They walk slow...you walk faster. If they can run, get a gun.

 

[AmazingGrace]

But I don't want to be a zombie!!!!!

 

[Feej]

This thread is priceless!

Here's a game for you all:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/c674/

 

[Shutterbug]

If you pretend that you are already a zombie will it fool real zombies?

 

[DisneyFed]

Guns and Ammo....sorry, the only defense...

University of Florida USED to have a protocol posted online---unfortunately, some "Administration Folks" didn't see the umor

Unfortunately, I think you might be done

 

[coolbeans]

I'm going to save this to my favorites, you never know when you may need good zombie information... and I hate to google!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

If you pretend that you are already a zombie will it fool real zombies?

Nope, they will smell your delicious untainted flesh for devouring.

 

[Philagoofy]

So what's wrong with being a zombie? You get up in the morning, well actually, you're up all the time, you don't have to worry about putting on makeup or making sure your clothes are cleaned and pressed. You don't have to go to work because the only thing you care about is eating. There's plenty of food running around (amazing how it's always running away from you and as slow as you walk, you still manage to catch up). Don't have to worry about rising taxes, traffic jams, line cutting, pool hopping...

 

[MK2thcleaner]

All I gotta say is

LIMBER UP!

and where are the twinkies?!