Before I comment, I want to send Todd some get well pixie dust!
Ok, now time to make some quick comments:
Tony's: "Excuse me sir, would you like some pasta with your capers?" Sheesh! I find them pretty potent, and don't mind them used sparingly. I would have not like his dinner, either. The eggplant lasagna looked fantastic, though. At least you got a couple bites out of it.
Citrus Swirl: I always thought (conjecture on my part since I haven't tried it yet) it would taste like an Orange Dreamsicle. I would never have thought "baby aspirin", but I can totally understand why you might say that!

I have always been turned off by Wint-O-Green Life Savers because they have the same taste as the old school gloopy liquid Pepto Bismol I took as a kid.
Welsh Dragon: Looks like this is popular among the lushy ladies who have posted before me.

I am totally going to order this, sometime before or perhaps after Brenda buys me a France slushie drink.
Before I continue, I thought it was interesting that Todd has perfected the "bait and switch" technique on you. I can't believe he commandeered your bagel for his sandwich when he wasn't even supposed to get it in the first place. He still owes you, although it seems he's been plagued by bad food karma. More pixie dust.
Nine Dragons: There was a reason I avoided this place all these years, and I'm sad to see that even with recent changes, I should still avoid it. I had heard the best thing there was the banana dessert you had. Bummer that the rest was disgusting.
