Careful, Your horns are showing!
Food is about LIFE! Cooking is about LIFE! I believe you can not have the perfect dining experience without immersing yourself in it.
My prayers will be for you to find the peace and the joy that Walt Disney envisioned when he put his DREAM into motion. The story that disney tells either through dining experiences or parks is not limited to the small views of the dim sighted. The story of Disney is never ending and uninterrupted. What I am getting at here is that food is a story and knowing the background of the writer and the cook can give you a much more enjoyable experience if you allow it!
My suggestion is that you read the other reviews on the boards instead. You know the ones that say "I went to the Wave and had the steak, it was good!".
Maybe those type of reviews will fit your needs a bit better.
Thank you!