Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

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I never heard of the LA Galaxy until all this came up either. We have a soccer team, but they're not even part of this league. This league has like 10 teams total. How can this one team possibly afford this much money for one player? :confused3 How much are the biggest baseball/football players paid?

MLS has been around for about 10 years I think. It is not huge here but the New England Revolution is owned by the Kraft family, who also own the Patriots. I think they offset their Revs $ with Pats $...plus the MLS has deals with Reebok, etc. The usual.

BTW, I think the $250 million is over X# years, I can't remember how many...
 
From the above article...

David just signed a $250 mil deal. I don't think he needs any help from Tom or Scientology. Although the reverse may be true. :rotfl:

Who owns the LA Galaxy soccer team that Beckham signed on with!? Could it allegedly be a group of Scientologists?!!?!?!? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ..............:confused3 Off to do some reasearch!
 
Who owns the LA Galaxy soccer team that Beckham signed on with!? Could it allegedly be a group of Scientologists?!!?!?!? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ..............:confused3 Off to do some reasearch!


Interesting thought! :scratchin
 
BTW, I think the $250 million is over X# years, I can't remember how many...
Yeah, it's over several years and I think it includes promotions too. But it still seems like quite a lot.
Who owns the LA Galaxy soccer team that Beckham signed on with!? Could it allegedly be a group of Scientologists?!!?!?!? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ..............:confused3 Off to do some reasearch!
That was my exact thought as well.
 

Xenu has to be the one who owns LA Galaxy! After all, that's prob. why it's called "Galaxy" as opposed to any number of other macho sports names like the Raiders, Dodgers, etc.!!!!
 
Are we ready for this? We still haven't uncovered the REAL truth behind Suri, and there's allegedly a whole new baby to investigate. Are we up for an amazing new challenge?

Tom Cruise's Baby Plans
Tom Cruise's baby plans
08/03/2007 2:00:00 PM

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reportedly shopped for nurseries for baby boys, sparking rumours they want to expand their family.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
(BANG) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reportedly shopped for nurseries for baby boys, sparking rumours they want to expand their family.

The couple were seen at Hollywood's Petit Tresor - an exclusive shop popular with celebrity parents - and asked to look at themes for a boy's nursery.

A source told gossip website TMZ: "I overheard Tom and Katie saying, 'We want to be prepared for a baby boy.' "

Tom, 44, and brunette beauty Katie, 28, were reportedly interested in the sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and blue themes.

The estimated cost of the eggshell blue-themed baby nursery is $53,000. It includes a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds.

According to the source, the pair asked shop assistants to come up with a series of design ideas for them - with a deadline of April 15.

Tom and Katie's daughter, Suri, will turn one on April 18 - just three days after the alleged deadline for the boy's nursery.
 
So what, are they just going to pick up a baby boy somewhere? :confused3 These people are so freaking wacky.
 
They are coming to Louisiana in a couple of weeks, maybe they will adopt a poor Katrina kid. Tom is supposed to be coming with Katie for her movie, Mad Money. Starts filming in a few weeks.
 
Xenu has to be the one who owns LA Galaxy! After all, that's prob. why it's called "Galaxy" as opposed to any number of other macho sports names like the Raiders, Dodgers, etc.!!!!

Thats an interesting ironic thought!!! :lmao:

So what, are they just going to pick up a baby boy somewhere? :confused3 These people are so freaking wacky.

YAY!!!! This thread is bound to take off again with his antics!!! :thumbsup2
 
I love how he just goes out and buys a boy themed nursery when he doesn't even have a son, and she isn't even allegedly pregnant! :rotfl: Who does that?

I hope he never has anything but girls.





Well, really, I hope he can't have anymore kids. It's bad enough poor Suri is going to be raised a freak. :confused3


I guess he can go to a sperm bank and request a boy. Right? ;)
 
Not only are T and K possibly planning #2 but John Travolta has told people that he and his wife want to have another baby and hopefully they will have another boy...because they already have a princess and don't want another one.
 
Well I just read in my gossip mag. that Posh signed a 17 something million dollar deal with NBC for some stupid show about them coming to America and decorating their house. :rotfl: Kat(i)e wants to be in it too, but Tom says,"You don't want to be Ethel to her Lucy" He's doesn't want her to be the sidekick, also he is afraid that Posh will make light of Scientology. She says that's not so I take Scientology very seriously. So, I'm sure that shows gonna be a winner. :rotfl:

I also read in there that at one of the after partys for one of the recent award shows Kat(i)e and Tom refused to walk through the metal dectector. They walked around it. Too good for them. Allegedly.

Also, totally OT, but Brangilina are getting married and adopting a fourth baby, which has Jen mad because it's taking her a long time to adopt one. :rotfl:

I love celebrity gossip.
 
Me too, I bought all the mags yesterday but haven't had time to sit down and read them.
 
What is wrong w/you people? Have you learned nothing from the past 207 pages? Come on, we all know that when you're a Head Thetan muckety-muck like Tom Cruise, you can control your body and its functions, etc. All Head Thetan Tommy has to do is simply order the boy making sperm to impregnate his wife, right?!! After all, being a Head Thetan allows you to do all kinds of powerful things like never get sick, stop asthma, etc. Too bad his high level Thetanism can't cure his stupidity or pompousness!

I am just so relieved that Tom can automatically, before conception and birth, know that the next one will be a boy. Damn -- he's one powerful Head Thetan. Psychic, too, it seems. Yeah -- right. The only reason they "kow" it's going to be a boy is b/c some Scientology lab techs are cooking up that baby in some creepy Scientology lab as we speak!!!!!
 
What is wrong w/you people? Have you learned nothing from the past 207 pages? Come on, we all know that when you're a Head Thetan muckety-muck like Tom Cruise, you can control your body and its functions, etc. All Head Thetan Tommy has to do is simply order the boy making sperm to impregnate his wife, right?!! After all, being a Head Thetan allows you to do all kinds of powerful things like never get sick, stop asthma, etc. Too bad his high level Thetanism can't cure his stupidity or pompousness!

I am just so relieved that Tom can automatically, before conception and birth, know that the next one will be a boy. Damn -- he's one powerful Head Thetan. Psychic, too, it seems. Yeah -- right. The only reason they "kow" it's going to be a boy is b/c some Scientology lab techs are cooking up that baby in some creepy Scientology lab as we speak!!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:
 
You are right! They do look alike! Hmmmm. . . .

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oh..

my...

word.

Why didn't we see this before? Now, Suri does look like Josh and Chris; but...MAN does she look like Travolta's kid!

Not only are T and K possibly planning #2 but John Travolta has told people that he and his wife want to have another baby and hopefully they will have another boy...because they already have a princess and don't want another one.

Hmmmmm...fuel to the fire???? Surely with all that high-powered Thetan energy they could conjure up some twins. But, who will carry the lucky boys??? (that's gonna be one big beach ball, I'm just sayin'!):rotfl:

I'm glad this thread is back! I have felt like there was something missing from my life!!! allegedly.
 
I just have to say that I got into this thread this past weekend and this is absolutely the MOST hilarious thread I have ever read..LOL..thanks for a good laugh.

There was an article in OK magazine I got yesterday I will have to update it was something about kate being afraid to be alone and toms family moving in, all 13 of them. weird.
 
What is wrong w/you people? Have you learned nothing from the past 207 pages? Come on, we all know that when you're a Head Thetan muckety-muck like Tom Cruise, you can control your body and its functions, etc. All Head Thetan Tommy has to do is simply order the boy making sperm to impregnate his wife, right?!! After all, being a Head Thetan allows you to do all kinds of powerful things like never get sick, stop asthma, etc. Too bad his high level Thetanism can't cure his stupidity or pompousness!

I am just so relieved that Tom can automatically, before conception and birth, know that the next one will be a boy. Damn -- he's one powerful Head Thetan. Psychic, too, it seems. Yeah -- right. The only reason they "kow" it's going to be a boy is b/c some Scientology lab techs are cooking up that baby in some creepy Scientology lab as we speak!!!!!

Of course he can pick the sex!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has more money than Xenu and they need to do invitro anyway (with who know who's DNA), they will just make up a bunch of emryos and test the DNA, toss the ones that have the misfortune of being female, and pick a male. What is sick is, people do this all the time.
 
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