Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

RE: eBay shirt - Tom needs to up his meds! LOL! GREAT!

 

[CathrynRose]

Suri Cruise :: only Scientologist can see

 

[taswira]

Wonder why no tabloid stories about what psychics think? Well, as service to my Dis homies here are my predictions:

1. Katie WAS pregnant
2. She gave birth at least two months before the supposed birth
3. Tom is NOT the father
4. You will hear/see another pregnancy very soon - again orchestrated


.....me waiting for The Enquirer to contact me

LOL - I agree COMPLETELY and I am not psychic . . except when I am asleep!

 

[lecach]

I cant BELIEVE that I am the first person to post this:

"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/afpentertainmentusarts

As a Mom of a 21 month old, I have to say that the poop is completely fake. My son doesnt have poops like that and he is MUCH older. Of course maybe alien poop IS larger

 

[my4kids]

I cant BELIEVE that I am the first person to post this:

"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/afpentertainmentusarts

As a Mom of a 21 month old, I have to say that the poop is completely fake. My son doesnt have poops like that and he is MUCH older. Of course maybe alien poop IS larger

Not to burst your bubble, but post 1875 already hit on that.

 

[lecach]

Darnit! I was excited! I guess I just didn't go back far enough in the thread.

 

[CathrynRose]

Well - ive been told I look like Leah Remini - famed Sceintologist / Suri-Spotter.

You know what this means, correct?

Im driving up to the compound ala' Frank - they'll buzz me in. They must have a code word or something - Glib? Wog? What do you think it is? I'll say ' Hey Tom - it's Leah!"

Ill drive up - TAKE PICTURES unlike freakin stupid Frank the twit. I will then repost.

Can you believe tomorrow is SEPTEMBER?!?!? Where did summer go?!?!

 

[Daxx]

I can see the Leah Remini resemblence! I think it will work!!!!

Rumor has it that the code word at the gate is Brooke Shields -- try that and it should get you in.

And, please don't pull a Frank on us! Show us the pictures! And, we better be the first to see them before you sell them to People or the National Inquirer! Oh -- leave the baby poop behind -- we don't want to see that!

Good luck and may Xenu be with you on this journey!

 

[Diva of Dragons]

I just think this picture of Tom Craze....er, Cruise...says it all!!
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/cruise_redstone_3.jpg

 

[Beca]

I just think this picture of Tom Craze....er, Cruise...says it all!!
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/08/cruise_redstone_3.jpg

Yikes!!! That is just plain scary!! But, watch out....he is attempting "mind control" when he gives you that look!! Seriously, don't look into his eyes...you must only look via mirrors...

Oh, wait...sorry....that was Medusa. Hmmm...maybe Medusa was a scientologist, too!!

 

[Diva of Dragons]

Yikes!!! That is just plain scary!! But, watch out....he is attempting "mind control" when he gives you that look!! Seriously, don't look into his eyes...you must only look via mirrors...

Oh, wait...sorry....that was Medusa. Hmmm...maybe Medusa was a scientologist, too!!

.....Uh oh I looked at the picture a bit too long....Donning my tin foil hat!!!

 

[CathrynRose]

Yeah - youve gotta be more careful. Cant be looking at stuff like that and not expect your eyes to start to bleed.

 

[Imzadi]

The news tabloid rag, The New York Post reported yesterday that Rosie O'Donnell has switch her "crush" from Tommy Boy to Kanye West. Hmmm, I wonder what one, (two or three) things made her lose interest in Cruise?

 

[Beca]

The news tabloid rag, The New York Post reported yesterday that Rosie O'Donnell has switch her "crush" from Tommy Boy to Kanye West. Hmmm, I wonder what one, (two or three) things made her lose interest in Cruise?

I can think of three physiological things that might "get in the way" of Rosie's crush. OMG!!! Did I really just write that??!! I should be censored for sure!!!!



Beca

 

[Poohnatic]

The way I'd heard it (a very long time ago,before Rosie's orientation was revealed) was that this was a 'cover' for each other's status! I had a source who was contracted to do work for the show over it's run and this was passed on to DH and I a long time ago.

Suzanne

 

[momrek06]

Did anyone see Brook Shields on LENO tonight? Jay asked her about her incident with Tom Cruise and what she (only) said was that he called her up and came to her house and SINCERELY (and she stressed sincerely) apologized for saying what he did about her and her postpartum depression. She spent quality time with him at her home that day and she felt he really really meant everything he said in apologizing to her for anything he may have said that cause her any distress. She then said her hubby made them omelets and they ate them and had a lovely time.


I will say Brook looks fabulous.

 

[Deb & Bill]

I didn't see Brooke on Leno last night, but I did just hear it on GMA. I wonder if Tom asked Brooke if he could borrow her baby for a few months.

I bet Katie, I mean, Kate is in the throes of Post Partum Depression and Tom needs help from someone.

 

[KristiKelly]

I bet Katie, I mean, Kate is in the throes of Post Partum Depression and Tom needs help from someone.

This is what I'm thinking as well and he's having to eat some serious crow.

As far as the heartfelt apology, maybe it was heartfelt but let's not forget that he is an actor.

 

[Daxx]

One of the mags (In Touch maybe?) had the headline "Katie Trying To Escape w/Suri". I was standing in what I thought was a long line, trying to find the story. But, before I knew it, it was my turn at the register and I didn't find the story and had to put the magazine away. However ... I am bound determined to find out the "scoop", so I'm going to go to Barnes & Noble later today and finish reading that magazine! I will report all that I find ... which will prob. be some little piece about nothing but they have to sell magazines, so they put the shocking headline there!

I tried to take one for all of you ... but didn't think it was worth the cover price. But, I'll go back in there for the troops and get the scoop!!!!

Where's Nancy -- isn't she the one who gets the mags when they hit the shelf?!

 

[my4kids]

Did anyone see Brook Shields on LENO tonight? Jay asked her about her incident with Tom Cruise and what she (only) said was that he called her up and came to her house and SINCERELY (and she stressed sincerely) apologized for saying what he did about her and her postpartum depression. She spent quality time with him at her home that day and she felt he really really meant everything he said in apologizing to her for anything he may have said that cause her any distress. She then said her hubby made them omelets and they ate them and had a lovely time.


I will say Brook looks fabulous.

oh maaaaannnnnnn! Come on - this was my main reason for hating him!!!!!!!!
(initially anyway) He can go and be humble after that - it makes him almost look human.

I must say that Brooke since the beginning of the whole disgusting scene has been such a lady about it. I never really liked her that much, but she handled this so much better than I would have. Never said an unkind word.

Hey - maybe he brought kool-aid to this meal!!!!!!!!!! Maybe she's on the payroll now. Maybe he had been setting up playdates for her and Jada or something! That would explain it!

Seriously if I were her i would have said - "Please Jay, don't bring up the name of absolute whackos around me! - yeah, he called and wanted to apologize and I told him to go $%#^."