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[BethanyF]

When Zach kisses Gabby she smacks him and storms off.

'Dont hijack the Ferrari if you dont know how to drive it'

 

[MamaLema]

Is Gabrielle insane? Even though she blew Zach off, it looks like she's dating him next week. Has she forgotten that he held Susan and Mike hostage?!!!?

 

[jedi_librarian]

However, Alma did say to Orson that she would hate to have to tell Bree what he did to Monique and Mike Delfino. So now I am wondering what she meant by that. What could he have done to Monique? I still don't think he killed her but he must have done something for Alma to say that.

Did Alma say "What you did to Monique and for running over Mike Delfino" or "I'll tell Bree about Monique and running over Mike Delfino" ?

I think the wording makes all the difference. I can't remember which was said, though!

 

[Toby'sFriend]

Originally Posted by HSMndLKfan92 View Post
Is someone supposed to end up pregnant?

Marcia Cross (Bree) gave an interview with somebody early in the year - I can't remember which magazine. They asked her if her real life pregnancy would turn into a pregnancy on the show and she said something like "No, there are no plans for that. Besides, there is already one pregnancy in the works for this season."

Those teeth were nasty!

 

[jedi_librarian]

Marcia Cross (Bree) gave an interview with somebody early in the year - I can't remember which magazine. They asked her if her real life pregnancy would turn into a pregnancy on the show and she said something like "No, there are no plans for that. Besides, there is already one pregnancy in the works for this season."

Those teeth were nasty!

The sight of Zach was nasty!

 

[wilderness01]

Zach is so gross.

 

[camreesmom]

I think Alma must have killed Monique. How else would she have had all the teeth? I suppose they don't have to be Monique's teeth and could be some that Alma just took from Orson's office but all of Monique's teeth were removed from her mouth.

Didn't see the whole Zach thing coming. I am ready for Carlos and Gabby to get back together.

 

[DisneyPhD]

I think Alma must have killed Monique. How else would she have had all the teeth? I suppose they don't have to be Monique's teeth and could be some that Alma just took from Orson's office but all of Monique's teeth were removed from her mouth.

Didn't see the whole Zach thing coming. I am ready for Carlos and Gabby to get back together.

Yes to everything you just said. I figured Alma did it since we learned she was alive.

 

[bubba's mom]

Alma probably did kill Monique and is framing Orson for it.....heck, she framed him for her OWN death....

 

[Albertan mom]

Funny that she managed to get the picture and teeth unpacked in the midst of moving and unpacking.
And nicely tucked into the floor.....

 

[RUDisney]

Funny that she managed to get the picture and teeth unpacked in the midst of moving and unpacking.
And nicely tucked into the floor.....

I said almost this exact same thing when it happened. I guess she has her priorities straight.... hide the picture and get another parrot to learn to speak before I unpack my furniture....

 

[ChristmasElf]

Not to mention how short a time it took for Alma to take posession of the house! Fastest closing I have ever seen.

 

[ImMarcik]

I was thinking the same thing, those teeth and pictures were already hidden under the floor and she's barely moved in.

 

[bubba's mom]

Not to mention how short a time it took for Alma to take posession of the house! Fastest closing I have ever seen.

i thought so too....BUT, it has been empty forever.....

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

Im sorry, but if Zach has all that money, he could afford a hair cut!

I wouldnt be surprised if Alma got pregnat by Orsen. I think that she killed Monique and I still want to know why Orsen ran over Mike!!

 

[TiggerPiglet]

I really like Orson, but he did run over Mike. Even if Alma is the one who killed Monique, I don't know how Orson is going to get away with running over Mike. Unless, it turns out that Alma or Orson's mom dressed up as Orson and ran Mike over. Of course, we viewers would have to forget that it was in fact Orson driving, but shows have done crazier things to rewrite history.

I agree about Zach getting a haircut. His hair was way too long. Some guys can pull off long hair, but he sure can't

 

[beattyfamily]

I know. I could possibly buy that he ran over Mike because of jealousy; that Monique dated Mike after she dated Orson maybe??

But he also made an anonymous call to the police so they'd arrest Mike for her death as well, right? So with the run over of Mike and the framming of Mike, I don't think I can ever really like Orson completely. I can't forgive and forget both of those sins.

 

[r3ngels]

I think Orsen thinks Mike killed her but really Alma did so he was mad, I guess, at Mike for killing her so he ran her over

 

[katerkat]

I really like Orson, but he did run over Mike. Even if Alma is the one who killed Monique, I don't know how Orson is going to get away with running over Mike. Unless, it turns out that Alma or Orson's mom dressed up as Orson and ran Mike over. Of course, we viewers would have to forget that it was in fact Orson driving, but shows have done crazier things to rewrite history.

Hey, apparently we were supposed to forget Andrew ran over Mrs. Solis back in season 1...!

 

[TiggerPiglet]

Hey, apparently we were supposed to forget Andrew ran over Mrs. Solis back in season 1...!

That's right. The writers are more creative than I thought, because I did forget