Okay, this admission may get me kicked out of the Ignorami, the No Swine Thread, the Gee Get a Life Thread... I hate that kind of bacon. I have had an epiphany and it's called...
Oscar Mayer pre-cooked bacon. Pop it in the microwave for 35-40 seconds and perfect bacon every time. No grease splatters, greasy pans to clean... Now some might not see this as "real" bacon, but my life has become so much simpler and I don't have to cook and entire pounds. I can just throw 4-5 slices in and I'm done.
Go ahead tar and feather me now.