NOT Another Swine Flu Thread.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I think I'd rather have peach than cherry coming out of my nose.

If I had a choice.

Hmmmmmmm...


guess thats better than RUM!


speaking of piggy flu.........

hehehehe

 

[wickey's friend]

With 2 in diapers, my house has a much different stink. I could've used that mask a few hours ago.

You win.

 

[kimmar067]

I have two boys and a husband. I think I'd take the nail polish remover smell any day.

...I'm sure you're correct....

 

[kimmar067]

Okay, this admission may get me kicked out of the Ignorami, the No Swine Thread, the Gee Get a Life Thread... I hate that kind of bacon. I have had an epiphany and it's called...




Oscar Mayer pre-cooked bacon. Pop it in the microwave for 35-40 seconds and perfect bacon every time. No grease splatters, greasy pans to clean... Now some might not see this as "real" bacon, but my life has become so much simpler and I don't have to cook and entire pounds. I can just throw 4-5 slices in and I'm done.

Go ahead tar and feather me now.

..I believe that term is "Pseudo-bacon"....

 

[kimmar067]

I think I'd rather have peach than cherry coming out of my nose.

If I had a choice.

...I can't make that comparison.

yet.

 

[wickey's friend]

Okay. Where is everybody? Did we run out of bacon and/or rum?

 

[Pakey]

I was thinking the same thing Wickey. I cannot believe that Kimmar doesn't have a gazillion more swine pictures in her bag o' tricks.

And we all know that GP would never run out of rum.

 

[wickey's friend]

You mean like this?

 

[snapppyd]

You mean like this?

yum! Lunch!!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

yum! Lunch!!

Yum? Not really the thoughts going through my head.

 

[kimmar067]

Okay. Where is everybody? Did we run out of bacon and/or rum?

....or....YIKES!.....heaven forbid......BOTH!!

 

[kimmar067]

You mean like this?

...this is NOT the aardvark thread....









































.

 

[kimmar067]

....ah heeerd thet GP got hisself a 'hog'.....

.... not exactly how'd ah pitchured it....

.

 

[kimmar067]

 

[kimmar067]

...apparently, HE'S never heard that one can catch SF from sharing footwear...

 

[kimmar067]

 

[kimmar067]

 

[kimmar067]

 

[Dancemom03]

Yum? Not really the thoughts going through my head.

hmmm... you might be right... guess it doesn't compete with that roadkill delight Texas homeschoolers cook up.

 

[Dancemom03]

DD9 was standing here and saw this. She said "OMG! what's that?? Ahhhhhh, they didn't even cut his head off, poor lil guy..."

I had to explain it wasn't a real animal before food trauma set in and caused severe mental anguish...