I watched a snippet of her explaining/defending/whatevering her new video. That alone was painful, since every other word was interrupted by a gum-smacking "YaknowwhudImean?....KnowwhudImean?"
I don't know whether she actually believes the BS she is shoveling or if she's just managing to keep a straight face when she proclaims something alone the lines of, "My video inn't about sex or bein' seductive. I mean, when
OTHER people make videos like that,
THEY are trying to be all seductive and make it about sex and showing their bodies, but that's not whut
I'M doin'......KnowhutImean? Whut
MY video is about is
THE MESSAGE.....I am explainin'
THE LYRICS...it's not about being sexy or nuthin'....KnowwhutImean? That is whut
OTHER people do in their videos, but not
ME...I am about the
LYRICS and the
MEANING."


Sure, you are. You are soooooooo deep. The grinding and T&A mean absolutely nothing and you are in no way attempting to sell sex like those other skanky singers that you are so obviously worlds away from in character and talent. Riiiiiiiight.....

For crying out loud, just 'fess up and quit trying to straddle that fence. If you don't want to be virginal Hannah Montana, fine and good. If you want to be "bump and grind, ta-tas thrust up high Britney", go for it. But just
be honest about what you're doing and don't try to pretend the video is something OTHER than what it is.
She rode the Hannah Montana gravy train all the way to the bank and did it happily. Once she became famous, she no longer needed Disney. It's an old story. Her talent is limited, so she's going to make the most of her "assets" to appeal to an older audience while she still can. Again....an old story. But this whole bit about pretending it's all about
the music is a crock. There's plenty of hoochie being tossed around, because hoochie mama sells. Every time she goes on some self-righteous rant about how she's getting out of the music business because it's "so contrived" or "so artificial" I laugh until I have an asthma attack. First, she said she could never do country music because the industry was too artificial and contrived. Then she was getting out of music period, because the entire industry was too artificial and contrived.

Well, she ought to know. She's the walking definition of an artificial and contrived musical "artist." Good luck with that acting career.
BTW, congrats to the editor for slicing together that video in 3-4 second bits so that it is less than obvious that the poor girl can't dance her way out of a paper bag. Excellent work!

Britney did have a leg up on her in that respect. The spin she is putting on this video is making me dizzy.

It's not about trying to be sexy........Good one.