New Game - Wishes

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have stalker problems too.

I wish my kids would try new foods without complaining.

 

[Animal Cracker]

Granted but you will have to clean it up after they spit it out....

I wish my kids would listen....

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but they listen to all the juvenile delinquents in school, join a gang and retire at age 19 to a prison located on the other side of the country.

I wish I could DIS without DH saying..."That's stupid."

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now he loves the dis so much he joins and won't let you play ever again.

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill towards men

 

[CheeseNips]

granted, but the WISH giver heard "Peas on Earth..."





I wish I could lose 30 pounds!!!!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have stick arms and legs but don't go down a single size.

I wish someone would buy my house.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you pack up all your things and the moving truck breaks down and gets lost and sends everything to Alaska



I wish I had a personal shopper

 

[Ritz]

Granted but they have terrible taste and always buy the wrong brands.

I wish I would have a "good hair day" tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you will never have another one again in your lifetime


I wish I could write a grammy winning song

 

[Ritz]

Granted but Milli Vanilli gets the credit.


I wish I had a housekeeper.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but your kids decide they like her better, so they ask her to adopt them.

I wish I could wish myself into bed instead of having to get up off this comfy couch and drag myself upstairs.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you scare your dh so bad with your sudden appearance, he thinks you're an intruder and calls the police.


I wish somebody were here to play Wishes with.

 

[CheeseNips]

Granted!!!! BUT, you'll have to settle on a cracker!


I wish I had DVC!!!

 

[babynurse1]

Granted!!!! BUT, you'll have to settle on a cracker!


I wish I had DVC!!!

granted but then they decided to put a clause in your contract saying you can only use it on Christmas Day, New Years Day, and Easter


I wish I would age gracefully

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but something goes wrong and you age so gracefully that when you outlive your entire family never looking a day over <insert age here>, your local townsfolk come to the conclusion that you're a vampire and decide to stake you in the heart causing you to die ALMOST instantly.

I wish I could become invisible at will.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but this guy named "Will" is sure getting irritated by it!


I wish I could go on Jeoparday!

 

[CheeseNips]

Granted but you "freeze" and dont get any points....




I wish I could have a new exciting career!

 

[Animal Cracker]

Granted but then you wouldn't be able to play games all day....

I wish someone would come clean my house

 

[Ritz]

Granted but they also steal all the cash and valuables you have


I wish DH didn't have to work late tonight.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but he comes home sick as a dog and has to go to bed


I wish the dis would never shut down again!