New Game - Wishes

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are Randy!

I wish I could beam up all the illegally parked cars.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the universe can't support them all and they come crashing back to Earth.


I wish I could be the tag fairy for a day

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now matter what you type the tag shows up as "earning my ears"



I wish I could decorate a cake.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it doesn't taste worth a crap (carp?)

I wish I could work at Disney for a week!!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but the only job available is parade horse pooper-scooper!


I wish I had a trust fund.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it only has a dollar in it


I wish I had a rich uncle that willed all his money to me!!!

 

[Ritz]

granted but he spelt your name wrong so some stranger with a good lawyer ends up with your legacy



I wish I could tap dance.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but at your premiere, you fall and break your leg and it doesn't grow back right and your tap dancing career is over!

I wish I knew a good lawyer to get my money back from that will.

 

[Chicken in a Biskit]

granted, but your lawyer is a WT cracker!

I wish I could lose 50 pounds by July.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but your lawyer is a WT cracker!

I wish I could lose 50 pounds by July.

granted but you gain it and another 50 back by Christmas!


I wish Disney was a little easier on the wallet.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you can't get any time off of work to go anyways.

I wish I was planning a Disney trip right now.

 

[shirleyb]

Granted, but you're planning it for the year 2015.

I wish I was home instead of work.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but the boss keeps calling and emailing you, so you can't relax!

I wish I could go home and plop on the couch in my pj's after work tonight.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but when you do your house collapses and the rescue workers have to pull you out of the rubble in you now tattered pjs.

I wish they would go ahead and offer free dining.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but they raise the price of admission and all souveniers


I wish I could be a character in a Disney movie

 

[Ritz]

Granted but you get edited out in the final cut.

I wish babynurse would turn on her green light so she would be easier to stalk.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now she has to go fix supper.

I wish Ritz had joined the dis long ago

 

[Ritz]

granted but you didn't know her then


I wish I had more time to play.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you play all day and never get anything done and you don't pay your bills and you lose the house..... but HEY at least you're playing. tee hee


I wish the dis wasn't so dead tonight

 

[We Want The Redhead]

granted but as soon as everybody gets on, it shuts down for upgrades


I wish I could meet a disser IRL